Went to see the new Twilight last night.
Genuinely one of the most boring, cringe worthy, unbelievable, and tacky films i've ever seen.
The acting was wooden, the script was tedious and the 'plot line' just unbearably dull. It dragged on for fucking ages as well, there was honestly a good 45 minutes that could have been cut from this epic mess of a film and you wouldn't have noticed a difference.
Fucking insultingly shite from the very first minute to the last.
Fuck you Stephanie Meyer with your plastic cut out characters, fuck you Taylor Lautner and your shitty fucking abs (Which by the way, they manage to show off about 8 seconds into the film, it kind of sets the tone). Fuck you Robert Pattinson, fuck you Justin Beiber, fuck all the stupid little girls that will fawn over this shite and make it out to be the greatest love story ever told, fuck everyone of them, and fuck society and life in general.
Werner Herzog FTW.