last season at elland road before the match,i was sitting in the top tier of the stand we were in.
a rather LARGE steward was at the top of the steps,one minute he was standing there looking at the pitch,the next minute he was rolling down them backwards at some speed, this was about 15mins before kick off so there was quite a few off us in there watching this,everyone sat there watching this big ball of a man letting gravity do its best,and as he approached the bottom of the steps he sort of bounced and crashed into the boards at the bottom.
if he had bounced any higher im convinced he would have made it over to the lower tier.
as he hit the bottom board he layed there for about 5 seconds,bearing in mind theres a hundred or so people watching this,he suddenly got up and tried to look around as if to see, and hope that no one had seen him.
but the best bit was as he looked up everyone who had seen this was now looking the opposite way to him absolutele pissing themselves,which he probably knew because everyones back was shaking where they were trying not to laugh.once he had gone there must have been about twenty of us crying.
even during that match it kept popping in to my head and i was bursting out laughing.