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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #240 on: January 5, 2015, 08:34:08 pm »
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #241 on: January 5, 2015, 10:44:49 pm »
Bastards playin for wimbledon

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #242 on: January 6, 2015, 02:02:22 am »
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #243 on: January 9, 2015, 09:59:49 pm »
I used to think that purple aki was an urban myth.

What about that place at the bottom of lark lane?
Me too mate when I was a young'un. I remember when I was a kid the legend was, if Aki gets you he says "Pop or slash" (slashed with a razor or injected in the rear entry).

Then I realised he was real when I found him sitting next to me in court when I was 17. Shit myself.

I remember an echo article years ago about one of his groping cases and there was something about him doing a reverse type bear hug on a lad in a park so his balls were draped over the lads head. Shouldn`t laugh but fucking hell  ;D Anyone remember this?

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #244 on: January 10, 2015, 04:01:32 pm »
Me too mate when I was a young'un. I remember when I was a kid the legend was, if Aki gets you he says "Pop or slash" (slashed with a razor or injected in the rear entry).

Then I realised he was real when I found him sitting next to me in court when I was 17. Shit myself.

I remember an echo article years ago about one of his groping cases and there was something about him doing a reverse type bear hug on a lad in a park so his balls were draped over the lads head. Shouldn`t laugh but fucking hell  ;D Anyone remember this?
I heard the tales too. Put me off going the gym and turned me into a fat bastard for life.

Remember being in St John's precint and saying to me mate how quiet it was. Some lad scurried past and said "Aki's about" so it was back home on the 86 sharpish.
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #245 on: January 21, 2015, 06:56:50 pm »
Isn't he living in north wales now ? He wouldn't even stand out as being weird in rhyl .....

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #246 on: January 29, 2015, 11:30:55 am »
Isn't he living in north wales now ? He wouldn't even stand out as being weird in rhyl .....
Knew he was a bitter.
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #247 on: January 29, 2015, 12:14:14 pm »
Knew he was a bitter.

He is actually  ;D There's a photo of him with an Everton calender and this

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #248 on: January 29, 2015, 01:05:21 pm »
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #249 on: February 3, 2015, 06:29:55 pm »
I heard the tales too. Put me off going the gym and turned me into a fat bastard for life.

Remember being in St John's precint and saying to me mate how quiet it was. Some lad scurried past and said "Aki's about" so it was back home on the 86 sharpish.
It`s only just dawned on me, Aki`s the reason I`ve put a bit of meat on in later life the blue c*nt.

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #250 on: February 4, 2015, 11:51:50 pm »
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #251 on: February 15, 2015, 10:25:29 pm »
He is actually  ;D There's a photo of him with an Everton calender and this



Him and Lukaku up front would be frightening .....

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #252 on: February 25, 2015, 09:58:42 pm »
He is actually  ;D There's a photo of him with an Everton calender and this



I think this is from when he turned up at a wrestling show i was working at last year...
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #253 on: February 28, 2015, 05:22:51 pm »
Seen him this afternoon in Sheffield Meadohall walked straight past me clear as day.

Clocked me looking at him and stopped walking, think he realised I recognised him with my "whooooah fucking hell" expression.
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #254 on: February 28, 2015, 08:27:22 pm »
You know what, I'm inclined to lock this thread, he's no one and doesn't deserve discussion on RAWK.

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #255 on: March 2, 2015, 02:15:20 pm »
You know what, I'm inclined to lock this thread, he's no one and doesn't deserve discussion on RAWK.

Still scares you I see.  It's okay mate there's nothing wrong with admitting it.

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #256 on: March 2, 2015, 08:42:16 pm »
You know what, I'm inclined to lock this thread, he's no one and doesn't deserve discussion on RAWK.
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Plenty of discussion to be had  ;D

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #257 on: March 2, 2015, 09:07:49 pm »
You know what, I'm inclined to lock this thread, he's no one and doesn't deserve discussion on RAWK.

The thread does prove though that he exists and isn't some urban myth as some might think and also gives insight into how bad he really is.
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #258 on: March 4, 2015, 04:54:10 pm »
Fucking big shithouse bully.
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #259 on: April 2, 2015, 04:26:57 pm »
Someone actually did this to me yesterday, showed his biceps in a shop and felt mine before I had a chance to back off. Yuck
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #260 on: April 7, 2015, 09:05:27 pm »
You know what, I'm inclined to lock this thread, he's no one and doesn't deserve discussion on RAWK.

And, yet, like it or not, he's become like a legend in liverpool folk-lore.
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #261 on: April 8, 2015, 05:36:12 am »
Don't lock it. Even though he is a no mark it is handy seeing that he has been driven to traveling to Yorkshire for example. I would rather know his whereabouts or if he has been sent down again rather than not knowing anything.
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #262 on: April 8, 2015, 07:29:51 am »
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #263 on: April 11, 2015, 11:02:49 pm »
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #264 on: April 20, 2015, 10:59:43 pm »
I nearly walked into him in the Arndale Centre a few months ago (worked in Manchester at the time). Was on a bit of a dinner time mission, just looked up and there he was, about ten yards in front, walking practically straight at me. Fucking shit myself. He even had the bag for life with him so I know it wasn't just someone who looked like him. Absolutely massive as well. Not someone I ever expected to see, such an urban legend, it'd be like bumping into Lord Lucan in the strand.

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #265 on: April 22, 2015, 01:23:39 pm »
Fronted my nephew (built like a Swan Vesta) a while back and accused him of taking photo's of him. Me nephew told him to fuck off.

A coward and a half.
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #266 on: April 30, 2015, 12:17:54 pm »
Decent write up about him on the anfield wrap website by Tony Evans

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #267 on: May 2, 2015, 07:52:44 am »
So he's a bitter, a pervert, and a shithouse?, he's got a lot going for him alright.

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #268 on: May 2, 2015, 01:47:02 pm »
Decent write up about him on the anfield wrap website by Tony Evans

Yes, that is a good piece. Those southend urchins sound a bit scary. When you think about it he must have been filled in loads of times 

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #269 on: May 22, 2015, 01:58:57 pm »
Anyone ever asked him for his autograph?
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #270 on: May 23, 2015, 10:55:33 am »
Anyone ever asked him for his autograph?

Maybe but they didn't live to tell the tail.

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #272 on: July 23, 2015, 09:32:58 am »
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« Reply #273 on: July 23, 2015, 10:40:10 am »
“Mold is a pleasant, quaint and peaceful town, and anyone who thinks otherwise will get their teeth kicked down their throat”, explained Mold man Tim Jones this morning. “I hope their bruises, cracked craniums and broken ribs will finally make those bastards up the road realise that we’re just nice and decent folk”.

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #274 on: July 27, 2015, 02:23:28 pm »
Looks like Aki just gone global - seen this retweeted today

https://twitter.com/Joe_Parker_99/status/625633685774200832/photo/1


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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #275 on: July 28, 2015, 07:21:40 am »
Looks like Aki just gone global - seen this retweeted today

https://twitter.com/Joe_Parker_99/status/625633685774200832/photo/1
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #276 on: July 28, 2015, 10:22:59 am »
“Mold is a pleasant, quaint and peaceful town, and anyone who thinks otherwise will get their teeth kicked down their throat”, explained Mold man Tim Jones this morning. “I hope their bruises, cracked craniums and broken ribs will finally make those bastards up the road realise that we’re just nice and decent folk”.
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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #278 on: October 1, 2015, 03:28:50 pm »
Ha Ha Ha.  Just heared that on the radio Merseyside news, and the first thing I thought of was this thread.  :D

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Re: Purple Aki
« Reply #279 on: October 1, 2015, 06:47:47 pm »
He's right about being referred to as "Purple Aki" in court papers but in all honesty it's way past time they threw the book at this guy.
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