Author Topic: PL: Vila 3 vs 3 Liv Mart og 2’ Tielemans 12’ Gakpo 26’ Quansah 48’ Duran 85’ 88’  (Read 15884 times)

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69 Get in! McGinn has been booked and has saved my chair!
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Could do with some fresh legs here
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Could do with some fresh legs here
Think they’re are on the way
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71 It has to be said, this is an untidy game, neither side able to keep hold of the ball. But Joe has definitely found some speed today.
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72 It appears that Trent is infallible after all. He tried a cross field ball which goes out.
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74 Villa have a bit of possession in our goal area, Quansah does well to clear a shot. We clear from the corner.
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A lot of changes in one go there
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75 Nunez, Jones, Dom and Grav are on for Gakpo, Diaz, Elliott and Endo.

Over to Sir Bob.
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77 Mo slides in Slobbo but Martinez gets down to save. Corner. Break in play with Zainolo down.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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77 Mo slides in Slobbo but Martinez gets down to save. Corner. Break in play with Zainolo down.
Nice move that, lovely ball from Salah.
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80 Corner eventually taken after a Villa sub. Comes to nothing but we keep possession and Martinez claims a difficult catch under the bar
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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82 Grav turns the Villa defence inside out, the ball then falls for Trent at the edge of the box and he smashes a volley at goal which Martinez pushes over. Corner comes to nothing.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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We’ve managed this game a lot better second half. Hopefully see it out now

Edit: Somebody kill me
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84 Good work from Leon Bailey but he can’t find Duran with the through ball.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Utterly ridiculous. We literally gave them that
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Utterly ridiculous. We literally gave them that

So frustrating this.
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85 McAllister with a really loose touch and Duran steals it off him and smashes it into the corner 3-2
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What are we doing
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86 Nunez shoots from miles out and Martinez makes a relatively comfortable save down low
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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I don't think Villa have scored two easier goals all season.
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What are we doing
My fault that. Should have kept my gob shut
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87 Jones plays Nunez in, he scores but he’s offside
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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87 Jones plays Nunez in, he scores but he’s offside
good finish too, shouldn't have been caught either, he was reading the line he just went too early
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87 Jones plays Nunez in, he scores but he’s offside
Thought that looked close.
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Unreal
Looked close to offside
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We do it to ourselves and that what really hurts


Just totally open to the break. 
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88 Dear or dear. 3-3. Bailey plays a through ball and it flicks off Duran and loops over Alisson. We’ve been dire since the changes. There’s a VAR check but he looks just on
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Has to be a check surely?
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Absolutely pathetic, Villa haven't even had to work for it tonight.
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I don't think Villa have scored two easier goals all season.
Could probably say that about 10 teams this season.
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Has to be a check surely?
There was, he’s on
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Interesting how they don't show the VAR check though
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9 added minutes
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9 minutes? Where from?
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9 minutes? Where from?

Since they sense an upset presumably.
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9 minutes? Where from?
Sky have clearly requested a few for the drama.
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Fuck sake this could have been about 8-8
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92 incredible stop from Ali to push Diabys half volley over the top.
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93 VAR check for a penalty against VVD. Not given.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored