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That Villa chance? An XG of 0.99 :lmao

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Nearly a Gomez goal that.. nearly

It could happen in the next game...
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45 Villa make a mess of the FK. Trent sends Diaz away. Salah is free but Diaz gets the ball all wrong and is then offside
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46 Diaby has another mare in our area attempting a tricky backhill that went straight to Gomez. McGinn has sat down Macca’s done him.

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Those breaks are where .I really miss Mané and Bobby attacking with Mo
« Last Edit: May 13, 2024, 08:49:07 pm by Wabaloolah »
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We’ve stopped doing long dating diagonals to Mo.  It was killing them.

Do it again.
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We’ve stopped doing long dating diagonals to Mo.  It was killing them.

Do it again.
they look like they are sitting a bit deeper
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50 lots of mistakes and giving the ball away by both teams, we’re nearly in and Salah misses from under the cross bar with an open goal, but it’s offside. HT
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Back underway
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47 we win a free kick, Carlos on Gakpo, chance to get it in the box from a narrow position and it's a goal for Quansah 1-3

Fantastic header that
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Nice cross from Harvey. Terrible defending by Digne… again
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Why couldn't that have been Gomez? Well done Quansah though.  :D
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WE GOT A FREEKICK
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49 we get another free kicks ref must have been reading the HT thread
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WE GOT A FREEKICK

Gone back to normal now.
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50 another soft free kick for Villa, Carlos to take comes to nothing
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Surely that was offside, Bailey should have left it for Diaby
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52 goal for Villa, should be an offside check though, Salah fouled at the other end but nothing given of course, he looks a mile off and he is no goal
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Surely that was offside

It should be. But who knows.
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Can we wake up at the back? Horrendous play.
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Not a night for great goalkeeping
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We have literally no control of this game. And neither do Villa. 
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54 we are all over the place, Ali messes up playing out from the back and Trent rescues us as Villa argue amongst themselves
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It really is a weird game this, no control in either side and everyone else at sea.
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57 seems to have calmed down a bit now, not a great deal happening
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He’s on here isn’t he?
Close might be just off
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58 offside, a lovely move, this will be checked too I think as Mo.puts it in, did Diaz time his run but no but they didn't show the lines
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Over to Jill for Villa's corner
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Close might be just off
We didn’t see the lines. After spurs that makes me very suspicious
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A pity, we need another goal to make sure.
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61 Corner came to nothing and the Reds fans are in good voice.
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61 Corner came to nothing and the Reds fans are in good voice.
Villa fans being twats and resorting to Sign On

And laughably “Who’s the scouser in the black”
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Villa fans being twats and resorting to Sign On

No surprises there.
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63 Wow, Salah wins a free kick. He almost didn't give it though...
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64 Villa are attempting to hit long balls through our midfield, we are so far dealing with that tactic.
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McGinn again FFS, the cheating c*nt
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66 We lose a ball on a throw in which allows Villa to run at us but the shot hits the side netting. We were so open there.
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68 Another long ball catches us out and Gomez does really well to get back there.
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