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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1600 on: May 15, 2024, 08:57:12 pm »
Wow just saw the replay. That's the most blatant penalty I've seen since a karate kick.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1601 on: May 15, 2024, 08:57:47 pm »
High threshold 😂

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1602 on: May 15, 2024, 08:59:04 pm »
Whoever called Garnacho Joan of Arc had it spot on. :D
He's more like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder for me

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1603 on: May 15, 2024, 09:00:34 pm »
High threshold 😂
Some fucking threshold that isn’t it?
Tackle from behind scraping studs down achilies. WTF is a penalty nowadays? Oh yeah, it’s when you deliberately stick your leg in on the keeper and perform a perfect dive.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1604 on: May 15, 2024, 09:00:56 pm »
He's more like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder for me


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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1605 on: May 15, 2024, 09:02:55 pm »
No penalty for Gordon on 38' for tackle from behind in the box...

Edit: video here - https://v.redd.it/7gnhhzlo9n0d1






Gordon is scraping his Achilles up Amrabat’s studs at the same time Amrabat is scraping his studs down Gordon’s Achilles. It’s one of those “mutual engagement” things I imagine.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1606 on: May 15, 2024, 09:03:37 pm »
Whoever called Garnacho Joan of Arc had it spot on. :D

I take it they meant after they burnt her?

He was the inspiration for this wasn't he?



And these

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1607 on: May 15, 2024, 09:04:18 pm »
The Manchester clubs defo won't be wanting VAR removed that's for sure

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1608 on: May 15, 2024, 09:06:16 pm »
And apparently the ref on VAR is Jared Gillette who as a Liverpool fan isn't allowed to ref any of our games. Guess he missed a trick there and like Manc refs he should have said he supported a local team Runcorn or something

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1609 on: May 15, 2024, 09:08:04 pm »
It's been coming.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1610 on: May 15, 2024, 09:08:33 pm »
The commentator shouted "Get in there!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1611 on: May 15, 2024, 09:08:49 pm »
And apparently the ref on VAR is Jared Gillette who as a Liverpool fan isn't allowed to ref any of our games. Guess he missed a trick there and like Manc refs he should have said he supported a local team Runcorn or something

He's from the Gold Coast, should have just declared as Brisbane Roar


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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1612 on: May 15, 2024, 09:09:08 pm »
Amrabat is absolutely fucking shocking

People were really screaming for us to sign him at points last season. Looks shitter than last years Fabinho

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1613 on: May 15, 2024, 09:09:21 pm »
Singing You Scouse bastard there?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1614 on: May 15, 2024, 09:09:31 pm »
Arf!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1615 on: May 15, 2024, 09:10:01 pm »
Amrabat is absolutely fucking shocking

People were really screaming for us to sign him at points last season. Looks shitter than last years Fabinho

Who the fuck was that stupid?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1616 on: May 15, 2024, 09:10:16 pm »
Amrabat is absolutely fucking shocking

People were really screaming for us to sign him at points last season. Looks shitter than last years Fabinho
I remember watching him against us at Anfield and thinking how far he was below the PL standard. 

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1617 on: May 15, 2024, 09:10:44 pm »
Singing You Scouse bastard there?

While I don't trust the Man U fans to see the nuance in this, Gordon is in fact Scouse and is in fact a Bastard.

Stopped clock and all that

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1618 on: May 15, 2024, 09:11:29 pm »
He's been overrated for years but its some cliff Trippier's form has fallen off

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1619 on: May 15, 2024, 09:11:49 pm »
I remember watching him against us at Anfield and thinking how far he was below the PL standard.

I have watched the game about 5 minutes and he has gave the ball away 5 times, ended 2 attacks, and did nothing but go backwards

Looks a Championship player

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1620 on: May 15, 2024, 09:11:59 pm »
Who the fuck was that stupid?
We're not signing a veteran or even linked to one. Someone like Amrabat at 26 still has his best years ahead of him, but you could get 2 or 3 good years out of him and move him on at 29-30 if you wish.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1621 on: May 15, 2024, 09:12:04 pm »
Amrabat looks like a competition winner. Like genuinely one of the worst signings in recent memory. He would honestly looks average in MLS. Shocking footballer.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1622 on: May 15, 2024, 09:12:11 pm »
Isak should have passed there.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1623 on: May 15, 2024, 09:13:14 pm »

Yeah but we don’t count Fromola do we?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1624 on: May 15, 2024, 09:13:29 pm »
GD = -4 again
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1625 on: May 15, 2024, 09:14:01 pm »
Yeah but we don’t count Fromola do we?
God I hope not. But I did laugh when his name came up in the search
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1626 on: May 15, 2024, 09:14:43 pm »
Sounded like they were singing ‘murderers’ just then. Weird bunch.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1627 on: May 15, 2024, 09:15:04 pm »
How much fucking fake tan has Tindall got on

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1628 on: May 15, 2024, 09:15:08 pm »
Sign Gordon.
I for one welcome our new insect overloads

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1629 on: May 15, 2024, 09:15:17 pm »
Sounded like they were singing ‘murderers’ just then. Weird bunch.

Yep, at Gordon taking the corner

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1630 on: May 15, 2024, 09:15:23 pm »
I have watched the game about 5 minutes and he has gave the ball away 5 times, ended 2 attacks, and did nothing but go backwards

Looks a Championship player
He's shocking.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1631 on: May 15, 2024, 09:16:20 pm »
Sounded like they were singing ‘murderers’ just then. Weird bunch.

Aimed at Gordon I assume. Fucking c*nts.

If aimed at Newcastle owners (it isn't) then factually correct

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1632 on: May 15, 2024, 09:16:33 pm »
Sounded like they were singing ‘murderers’ just then. Weird bunch.

Yep, went from booing him, skipped the you Scouse bastard and went straight to murderer.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1633 on: May 15, 2024, 09:17:36 pm »
Did the commentator really say "wow" at that goal.

It's a good goal. Not wow good though

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1634 on: May 15, 2024, 09:17:51 pm »
Playing shite and then scoring from nothing is an art form with this lot.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1635 on: May 15, 2024, 09:18:06 pm »
He's more like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder for me



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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1636 on: May 15, 2024, 09:18:27 pm »
Sign Gordon.

Hasn't he got a humongous but out clauae

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1637 on: May 15, 2024, 09:18:50 pm »
GD = -3 parity is on!!
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1638 on: May 15, 2024, 09:18:55 pm »
8th 😂

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 11th - 15th May
« Reply #1639 on: May 15, 2024, 09:19:02 pm »
Fuck me. This is probably the most corrupt performance from a ref in a season fucking filled to brimming with them.
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