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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #120 on: April 14, 2024, 03:39:31 pm »
79 Konate overhits a pass and it’s a goal kick.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #121 on: April 14, 2024, 03:41:23 pm »
80 minutes too late but Harvey coming on
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #122 on: April 14, 2024, 03:41:24 pm »
81 Great chance of a break and Trent tries a ridiculous pass when an easier one was on and Lalave clear. Elliott coming on.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #123 on: April 14, 2024, 03:43:20 pm »
82 Elliott for Jones as we win a corner. Ref gives a foul on the keeper and a Palace player goes down to time waste. Clock is well against us now.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #124 on: April 14, 2024, 03:44:43 pm »
84 Salah can’t get away in the box, palace clear and we get a free kick out on the wing. It’s cleared
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #125 on: April 14, 2024, 03:46:20 pm »
FFS
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #126 on: April 14, 2024, 03:46:39 pm »
86 Elliott crosses but no one there. Gakpo from the other side and the keeper saves Elliot’s header.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #127 on: April 14, 2024, 03:46:56 pm »
A couple of great pieces of play from Gakpo in the last minute someone showing composure
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #128 on: April 14, 2024, 03:48:16 pm »
A couple of great pieces of play from Gakpo in the last minute someone showing composure

I wish he'd come on earlier to be honest.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #129 on: April 14, 2024, 03:49:09 pm »
89 Gakpo wins a corner. Cleared and it’s out for a goal kick.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #130 on: April 14, 2024, 03:50:06 pm »
Like watching bambi on roller skates this.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #131 on: April 14, 2024, 03:50:37 pm »
7 minutes added, might as well be 77
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #132 on: April 14, 2024, 03:50:59 pm »
FFS
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #133 on: April 14, 2024, 03:51:27 pm »
Another goal line clearance. Fuckin hell
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #134 on: April 14, 2024, 03:51:32 pm »
91 And this time Salah misses from a yard. Shot blocked on the line.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #135 on: April 14, 2024, 03:53:26 pm »
One of those days where we wouldn't score if we played for 180 minutes I'm afraid, last gasp clearances, point blank saves and poor misses
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #136 on: April 14, 2024, 03:53:51 pm »
93 Elliott overhits it and it’s a goal kick.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #137 on: April 14, 2024, 03:54:56 pm »
93 Elliott overhits it and it’s a goal kick.
Thought that was a corner
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #138 on: April 14, 2024, 03:55:53 pm »
What’s so annoying is that palace haven’t deserved this.  A good first 20, yes. But since then, they’ve. It deserved this
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #139 on: April 14, 2024, 03:58:35 pm »
97 free kick to us, Trent to take. Headed across goal and it’s out for a goal kick. FT. Absolutely no words to describe our attacking play. 0-1.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #140 on: April 14, 2024, 03:58:48 pm »
What’s so annoying is that palace haven’t deserved this.  A good first 20, yes. But since then, they’ve. It deserved this
yep  but our own fault for not scoring, we've had plenty of chances, it's been that way all season if we are honest, created loads but missed too many clearcut opportunities
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #141 on: April 14, 2024, 03:59:06 pm »
On a plus note, we can say Palace loss cost us the title instead of Utd draw.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #142 on: April 14, 2024, 03:59:08 pm »
No words for that. Dejected, but we've been riding our luck for a while.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #143 on: April 14, 2024, 03:59:16 pm »
This fuckin' lot have let Klopp down.  :wanker

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #144 on: April 14, 2024, 03:59:18 pm »
Palace had kept 2 clean sheets in their past 23 games before today, both of them against Burnley, and hadn't won away from home since November. Enter Liverpool.

There just aren't the words for how bad that was.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #145 on: April 14, 2024, 03:59:27 pm »
Quite remarkable that we didn't score in the 2nd half. Season over unfortunately.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #146 on: April 14, 2024, 03:59:50 pm »
Pathetic end to a promising season - again.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #147 on: April 14, 2024, 03:59:51 pm »
Yeah, we're cooked. Thanks for the memories, Jurgen.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #148 on: April 14, 2024, 03:59:52 pm »
What’s so annoying is that palace haven’t deserved this.  A good first 20, yes. But since then, they’ve. It deserved this

And we deserved it?

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #149 on: April 14, 2024, 03:59:53 pm »
This past week has been coming for a while. When you can't keep clean sheets, keep conceding the first goal and struggle to finish, this is what happens.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #150 on: April 14, 2024, 03:59:54 pm »
Really downbeat after that. We had chances but it’s generally too frantic and poor.


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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #151 on: April 14, 2024, 03:59:54 pm »
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #152 on: April 14, 2024, 03:59:54 pm »
The players have shit the bed, couldn't handle the pressure.

Wasn't last week but today was a proper bottle job.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #153 on: April 14, 2024, 03:59:56 pm »
Well it's good of multiple players to fuck it in front of goal so one doesn't get the blame .

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #154 on: April 14, 2024, 03:59:58 pm »
 Bloody hell. Couldn’t put it in today. Gutted

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #155 on: April 14, 2024, 04:00:00 pm »
Horrendous week rounded off in the worst possible way.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #156 on: April 14, 2024, 04:00:02 pm »
And it is done. I'm speechless.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #157 on: April 14, 2024, 04:00:05 pm »
Just no luck with things today. We had so many chances and they made some mad blocks.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #158 on: April 14, 2024, 04:00:05 pm »
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Re: PL: Liverpool 0 v 1 Crystal Palace Eze 14’
« Reply #159 on: April 14, 2024, 04:00:06 pm »
Feel completely hollow after that.

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