I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Gomes flapping at a ball looks like a sealion trying to have a wank!
These are awful but one goal never enough for us. Like playing a League One team in the cup, they're well up for it and throwing themselves at everything, of course we don't get the team who let Arsenal walk all over them.Poor half creatively. Reduced to potshots.