I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Last time I went there I saw masturbating chimpanzees. Whether you think that's worthy of £22 is up to you. All I'll say is I now have an annual pass.
Crosby Nick never fails.
I want to be the first to say this - both our Goal Scorers were born after Istanbul!
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
Gomes flapping at a ball looks like a sealion trying to have a wank!
I know Southampton made changes, but the gulf between the Championship and the PL is something if a team largely comprised of teenagers and reserves can boss one of the top teams in that league.