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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1160 on: February 12, 2024, 08:51:08 pm »
HT

Chelsea have racked up erm ... a shot so far.

off target.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1161 on: February 12, 2024, 08:51:57 pm »
Chelsea are just so odd.
It’s like a side where all their senior pros are out and they’ve brought the kids in.
But these are the senior pros.
There’s nearly no experience  at all.
No leadership, no organisation…everything just sort of happens (or doesn’t).  It’s so so weird.
And I was reading that they plan to spend another £200m this summer… apparently the final and most important window of their spending spree. (Which makes it sound planned and I just can’t see that it is)
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1162 on: February 12, 2024, 08:52:09 pm »
No shit, sherlock. Isn't that what every footballer should be trying to do?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1163 on: February 12, 2024, 08:55:17 pm »
No shit, sherlock. Isn't that what every footballer should be trying to do?

With that kind of insight, no wonder Hodgson had him as part of the England coaching set up.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1164 on: February 12, 2024, 08:55:21 pm »
Chelsea are just so odd.
It’s like a side where all their senior pros are out and they’ve brought the kids in.
But these are the senior pros.
There’s nearly no experience  at all.
No leadership, no organisation…everything just sort of happens (or doesn’t).  It’s so so weird.
And I was reading that they plan to spend another £200m this summer… apparently the final and most important window of their spending spree. (Which makes it sound planned and I just can’t see that it is)
very much like MU yesterday. a bunch of individuals finding themselves on the pitch together with no idea how to play as a team.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1165 on: February 12, 2024, 08:57:02 pm »
79% possession & only had 1 shot.  ;D
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1166 on: February 12, 2024, 08:57:39 pm »
Strange to see Petr Cech without a mask, he looks like Will Arnett.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1167 on: February 12, 2024, 08:58:19 pm »
God I hope we whallop them again, in the final

I look forward to Pochettino to complaining about being critisized for losing after the game today

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1168 on: February 12, 2024, 08:59:05 pm »
79% possession & only had 1 shot.  ;D
Maybe they prefer to be charged for possession instead of shootings.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1169 on: February 12, 2024, 08:59:59 pm »
Maybe they prefer to be charged for possession instead of shootings.

Certainly not a deadly weapon.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1170 on: February 12, 2024, 09:00:57 pm »
Surprised how many (maybe less so on here) still can't see with Chelsea that it isn't really about the manager, that they've actually just brought loads and loads of shite. Big price tags will do that to people though. Mudryk has quite clearly shown since joining he'd probably struggle to be prolific in the Championship but because he cost 70 odd million he's just not being used correctly. Problem is they have seven or eight of him in the squad and have said hello and goodbye to many other similar players in recent years.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1171 on: February 12, 2024, 09:01:47 pm »
Chelsea are just so odd.
It’s like a side where all their senior pros are out and they’ve brought the kids in.
But these are the senior pros.
There’s nearly no experience  at all.
No leadership, no organisation…everything just sort of happens (or doesn’t).  It’s so so weird.
And I was reading that they plan to spend another £200m this summer… apparently the final and most important window of their spending spree. (Which makes it sound planned and I just can’t see that it is)

If they spend only £200m I’ll be shocked

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1172 on: February 12, 2024, 09:02:02 pm »
Football Gods really helped us not do that Caicedo deal.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1173 on: February 12, 2024, 09:06:17 pm »
The ref holding up play, can't say I blame him.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1174 on: February 12, 2024, 09:08:05 pm »
This ref losing communications has happened quite a bit this season hasn’t it?
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1175 on: February 12, 2024, 09:08:59 pm »
Knew Neville would be claiming he thought the same as Cech. Did he even say a word on it in the first half!?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1176 on: February 12, 2024, 09:10:02 pm »
How long does it take?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1177 on: February 12, 2024, 09:10:13 pm »
I'd rather listen to Cech talking about keeping than watching the match.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1178 on: February 12, 2024, 09:11:20 pm »
Get on with it

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1179 on: February 12, 2024, 09:11:28 pm »
maybe they want to save everyone's time and discussing if they should finish the match without 2H

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1180 on: February 12, 2024, 09:11:43 pm »
This is a joke and happens to frequently now.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1181 on: February 12, 2024, 09:12:16 pm »
They have had screwdrivers on him. 😄
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1182 on: February 12, 2024, 09:13:34 pm »
Hodgson looks like he is enjoying this

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1183 on: February 12, 2024, 09:13:53 pm »
This is a joke and happens to frequently now.
yeah, it's gone from infrequent to frequent in short order.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1184 on: February 12, 2024, 09:14:02 pm »
Good finish.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1185 on: February 12, 2024, 09:14:09 pm »
Oh Hodgson, I was just getting to like you again.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1186 on: February 12, 2024, 09:14:15 pm »
ah shit.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1187 on: February 12, 2024, 09:14:19 pm »
Hodgson looks like he is enjoying this

Not anymore he isn't
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1188 on: February 12, 2024, 09:15:12 pm »
give him tons of space in the box Palace you idiots.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1189 on: February 12, 2024, 09:16:36 pm »
Even more impressive is he wasn't playing with his hair while scoring that

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1190 on: February 12, 2024, 09:16:53 pm »
Don't think Franca's Ballon d'or clause will be kicking in any time soon.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1191 on: February 12, 2024, 09:17:57 pm »
Even more impressive is he wasn't playing with his hair while scoring that
he's been playing a lot better since the haircut.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1192 on: February 12, 2024, 09:18:25 pm »
Caicedo looking overpriced at the 1.5m Brighton paid for him

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1193 on: February 12, 2024, 09:18:38 pm »
Caicedo hahahahahahahaha
Somebody has just mentioned that it’s Mac Alister who made Caicedo and Fernandez look world beaters.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1194 on: February 12, 2024, 09:19:06 pm »
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
“Generosity always pays off. Generosity in your effort, in your work, in your kindness, in the way you look after people and take care of people. In the long run, if you are generous with a heart, and with humanity, it always pays off.”
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1195 on: February 12, 2024, 09:20:10 pm »
Somebody has just mentioned that it’s Mac Alister who made Caicedo and Fernandez look world beaters.
that was first said months ago actually.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1196 on: February 12, 2024, 09:21:07 pm »
Who would have thought it, Chelsea actually having a striker on making them look more dangerous.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1197 on: February 12, 2024, 09:21:23 pm »

How, just how did this man become manger  of England and Liverpool?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1198 on: February 12, 2024, 09:21:33 pm »
Possibly the most irritating 7 minutes of crowd participation I’ve ever heard. That includes the vuvuzelas
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 10th - 12th February
« Reply #1199 on: February 12, 2024, 09:24:02 pm »
How, just how did this man become manger  of England and Liverpool?

That's rather scary.
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