However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored
Sir Bob has a hat trick!
Er what the fuck was the keeper doing
On my toes today mate
Love your work sir, love your work
MotM is Sir Bob.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Great work everyone. Great process
Craig Burnley V West Ham - WEST HAM WIN - INCORRECT