I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
DENYING A GOAL OR AN OBVIOUS GOAL-SCORING OPPORTUNITY (DOGSO)Where a player commits an offence against an opponent within their own penalty area which denies an opponent an obvious goal-scoring opportunity and the referee awards a penalty kick, the offender is cautioned if the offence was an attempt to play the ball or a challenge for the ball; in all other circumstances (e.g. holding, pulling, pushing, no possibility to play the ball etc.), the offending player must be sent off.
Pascal Gross should have a red card for me. Blatant denial of a goal scoring opportunity, double jeopardy doesn't save him because he doesn't make an attempt for the ball.
And that is why Fitzy is the true GOAT.
Football is a funny old game isn't it Got completely battered for 40 minutes but somehow we're going in ahead. We desperately need to address why we're starting games so slowly though - sooner or later it's going to catch us out.
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks
Underserved lead but we take it. Awful from Van Dijk, Mac and Ali for their goal.
How the fuck are we ahead? So lethargic.Are we playing goalie when ness?
So... how is that not a red?