I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
And that is why Fitzy is the true GOAT.
Not a lot to say about that first half really other than to thank the Union keeper for the gift and wonder how the fuck Nunez managed to miss that sitter! Could do with upping the tempo a bit in the second half. We know we have several more gears to go through, do that and we can start to think about resting players for the weekend.
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
We've played well and should've scored more. Gravenberch been the best player tonight.
Darwin misses some absolute sitters but I still love him so much!
Elliott has played really well too.
We've made 9 changes, that's always likely to bring issues, just win the game, take the 3 points and move on!
You know full well Nunez is going to score an overhead kick from the halfway line or something in the 2nd half.McManaman's insistence on backing up every sentence he says with e.g., "of course he is" could be the most grating thing in the world.
Gomes flapping at a ball looks like a sealion trying to have a wank!
Feels like a proper Europa League group stage game. Largely flat performance and flat atmosphere.