However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
Extemely proud of all our players but unfortunately the result was decided before kick off. Let's see what statement the club makes tonight.
Really proud of them to be honest.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now