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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81401 on: May 22, 2024, 05:37:37 pm »
What does that mean?
I was just about to type that.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81402 on: May 22, 2024, 05:40:21 pm »
What does that mean?

Her sold out tour dates at Anfield this summer is bringing in an awful lot of money for the club.   :D

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81403 on: May 22, 2024, 05:48:40 pm »
Swifties doing more for LFC than FSG.  ;D

https://x.com/Liverpoolcom_/status/1793181949831299523


Between the 100M we still have from our Caciedo bid, the money we just added from making the Champions league again, and the Taylor Swift/swifities bonus we should be strolling into the summer transfer period with an easy 200m-300m to spend!  ;D
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81404 on: May 22, 2024, 05:49:31 pm »
Her sold out tour dates at Anfield this summer is bringing in an awful lot of money for the club.   :D

How much? Don't say 638m.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81405 on: May 22, 2024, 05:49:43 pm »
Where's the Taylor Swift money, John?
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81406 on: May 22, 2024, 05:51:59 pm »
How much? Don't say 638m.

People are saying 637.99m.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81407 on: May 22, 2024, 06:22:10 pm »
Her sold out tour dates at Anfield this summer is bringing in an awful lot of money for the club.   :D

WHERE'S THE TAYLOR SWIFT MONEY JOHN!!!!!!!

We have loads of money..........................That's what people SAY!!!!!!
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81408 on: May 22, 2024, 06:22:43 pm »
Where's the Taylor Swift money, John?

You beat me to it, you blaggard!!!!
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81409 on: May 22, 2024, 06:29:15 pm »
Where's the Taylor Swift money, John?
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81410 on: May 22, 2024, 06:32:40 pm »
I take back any bad thing I said about Taylor swift, Ciara and Duvva my apologies.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81411 on: May 22, 2024, 06:35:16 pm »
I'll allow one of you to have 'Where's the Pink money, John?' as she's playing two nights in the summer herself. Won't match the Swiftie kitty but it might allow for a young squad player to be brought in.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81412 on: May 22, 2024, 06:41:38 pm »
How much? Don't say 638m.

I reckon 2-3M max for the 3 nights.
I think Jookie might just be the best fisherman on this thread.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81413 on: May 22, 2024, 07:11:05 pm »
I reckon 2-3M max for the 3 nights.

Enough to keep Nat Phillips on the books.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81414 on: May 22, 2024, 07:17:30 pm »
We're fuckin rich!!!!!!
All the badge kissing in the world don't make up for the fact that they are, frankly, not Liverpool Football Club. It's not their fault. Its just how it is.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81415 on: May 22, 2024, 07:23:25 pm »
Enough to keep Nat Phillips on the books.

Exactly.

Phillips becomes 5th choice centre back again and we roll with VvD, Konate, Quansah and Gomez as the 1st 4 choices.

Use the Pink money to cover Morton and Carvalho wages and we have Thiago’s replacement and a 6th forward option.


Transfer budget can go on new contracts for Salah, Trent, VvD, Diaz and Konate. Bip uplift in wages.


Saved wages from Thiago and Matip put towards a few young lads for the Academy. From Leicester or Norwich o somewhere similar.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81416 on: May 22, 2024, 07:32:32 pm »

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81417 on: May 22, 2024, 07:36:23 pm »
Enough to keep Nat Phillips on the books.

Or 1/3 of Slot's release fee.
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« Reply #81418 on: May 22, 2024, 07:44:40 pm »
Exactly.

Phillips becomes 5th choice centre back again and we roll with VvD, Konate, Quansah and Gomez as the 1st 4 choices.

Use the Pink money to cover Morton and Carvalho wages and we have Thiago’s replacement and a 6th forward option.


Transfer budget can go on new contracts for Salah, Trent, VvD, Diaz and Konate. Bip uplift in wages.


Saved wages from Thiago and Matip put towards a few young lads for the Academy. From Leicester or Norwich o somewhere similar.

Add the £15/16m we'll be saving from Klopp's wages.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81419 on: May 22, 2024, 07:44:47 pm »

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81420 on: May 22, 2024, 08:03:17 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfjqdJKFEsQ

seems Diaz is the one who may leave. Seems unlikely unless Barcelona get some money.
I do think Milan or Napoli may look at him if they lose Leao or Kvara to PSG

i wouldnt really look to move on Diaz though
Van Dijk very keen to stay according to Lynch

I think that should be quite easy to extend just needs a fast reliable partner & some more protection & he will be great as usual as he has been

I lived in Colombia and love that we have a Colombian player. But...Diaz is frustrating. He doesn't involve those around him much and his goal scoring is poor. Considering the faith that Klopp has shown him, the output should be higher. Lots of solo action, but that makes me feel he is pushing for a transfer even more.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81421 on: May 22, 2024, 08:09:49 pm »
Enough to keep Nat Phillips on the books.

Slot might go with Van Den Berg instead
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81422 on: May 22, 2024, 08:10:28 pm »
Kloppo is a Swiftie.   ;D

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81423 on: May 22, 2024, 08:11:26 pm »
Kloppo is a Swiftie.   ;D

He's gone down in my estimation.
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« Reply #81424 on: May 22, 2024, 08:14:22 pm »
He's gone down in my estimation.

What song are those lyrics from?

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« Reply #81425 on: May 22, 2024, 08:15:38 pm »
What song are those lyrics from?

Think it's one of Kevin Keegan's. Sorry don't know any Taylor Swift songs :P
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« Reply #81426 on: May 22, 2024, 08:16:06 pm »
He's gone down in my estimation.

So you haven't resorted to that?

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« Reply #81427 on: May 22, 2024, 08:21:07 pm »
I'd be looking at Van Den Berg he's done really well this year.

https://fbref.com/en/players/7bf9400b/Sepp-van-den-Berg

Those heading stats..

Sepp was one of the best central defenders in the Bundesliga this season. Certainly the main reason why Mainz stayed up. They will want to keep him, but hopefully Slot also wants him ...

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« Reply #81428 on: May 22, 2024, 08:27:03 pm »
In before the Lookman

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« Reply #81429 on: May 22, 2024, 08:31:05 pm »
In before the Lookman

Decent player who has finally found his place at Atalanta. Turning 27 later this year, so not the type of a player we will be looking at ...

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81430 on: May 22, 2024, 08:40:04 pm »
Ederson is very good for Atalanta

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81431 on: May 22, 2024, 08:49:53 pm »
Saw something about Mainz triggering a 5 mil buy out clause for Van Den Berg. Hopefully it doesn't happen and he's brought in for pre season atleast

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted) - No Mbappé
« Reply #81432 on: May 22, 2024, 08:52:22 pm »
If Van Den Berg wasn't ours, would we be in any way interested in him? Genuine question.
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« Reply #81433 on: May 22, 2024, 08:56:10 pm »
If Van Den Berg wasn't ours, would we be in any way interested in him? Genuine question.

Data wise yes, he’s also played really well. He’s one of the highest rated u23s defenders in Europe.

He might want first team guarantees, he did last summer.

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« Reply #81434 on: May 22, 2024, 08:56:11 pm »
Saw something about Mainz triggering a 5 mil buy out clause for Van Den Berg. Hopefully it doesn't happen and he's brought in for pre season atleast

The buy out clause was never confirmed. Some reports from Germany today suggest that Mainz only have the right to match any bid we receive for him. Anyway, I hope he stays with us ...

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« Reply #81435 on: May 22, 2024, 08:56:18 pm »
Ederson is very good for Atalanta

In. I’ve been banging that drum for a while, ideal for us if we’re after a powerful CM (bloody hope we are).

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« Reply #81436 on: May 22, 2024, 08:57:46 pm »
If Van Den Berg wasn't ours, would we be in any way interested in him? Genuine question.

Very likely. He has improved a lot this season, and the stat freaks love his numbers ...

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« Reply #81437 on: May 22, 2024, 09:11:08 pm »
Koopomeiners is a biggest pressing machine I've seen in a long while.

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« Reply #81438 on: May 22, 2024, 09:14:26 pm »
Koopomeiners is a biggest pressing machine I've seen in a long while.

I think he’s class, he was all over us, can play 6 and was Slots captain before.

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« Reply #81439 on: May 22, 2024, 09:33:07 pm »
Lookman then
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