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Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« on: March 11, 2023, 01:18:40 pm »
Normal service resumed ::) Absolutely pointless raising our game for the Mancs if we're going to immediately revert to type against the worst side in the league.

We started well but couldn't score then gradually lost control of the game and got punished although there were warning sides even when we were on top. Van Dijk needs to take a good look at himself after that display.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:07 pm »
It was always going to happen.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:13 pm »
We're back, our arrogance that is.

We have to be the slowest team when losing to take the fucking free kick, I just can't.
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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:18 pm »
Grim second half of that first half.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:19 pm »
Lol. Couldn't make it up.  Well you could actually

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:26 pm »
Absolutely tragic stuff, actually started off alright first 15 and looked a matter of time but then we become what we've been for 85% of the season so far - horrendous.

45mins to save our season and a draw isn't gonna cut it. Given how woeful we are away I don't expect it but hopefully get a massive comeback.

Could do with Diogo and Hendo on.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:34 pm »
Disgraceful half.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:36 pm »
Attitude been all wrong.

That defending for the goal is terrible.
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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:38 pm »
Least surprising half time scoreline of the weekend.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:41 pm »
Hands up who’s shocked

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:42 pm »
This bloody team, honestly.

If you want to play this system, work hard to earn it.

VVD and Konate very poor and we can’t find a way to progress the ball through them.

Tepid stuff.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:45 pm »
Impressively gutless

Mirror image of the Forest game, creating fuck all in open play, missing sitters from set pieces and conceding a ridiculously easy goal
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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:45 pm »
Lucky not to be 2-0 down. We need to up our game and we need to prevent those balls in behind our defence.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:46 pm »
We're the bigger team but getting bullied by their running power.  Looks like a set piece is our best bet.
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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:47 pm »
That was horrendous, we've been shocking at the back. Lucky to only ship 1 goal so far.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:48 pm »
Absolutely horrendous.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:50 pm »
wtf are they doing...?

sleeping football again...

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:51 pm »
we're back
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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:54 pm »
Flipping hell that was garbage. I just hope it’s a game of two halves

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:56 pm »
If only we could ply United every week.
That was dire

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2023, 01:19:57 pm »
Frustrating to go from last week to this. VVD well off the pace. Expecting a better second half

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:01 pm »
Seen this half so many times this season

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:02 pm »
Good for the first 20 minutes, absolutely piss poor thereafter.

What Van Dijk is doing for the goal I'll never know. He just fucking stops.
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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:04 pm »
Typical Liverpool. We join this super league, and we win it

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:06 pm »
disappointed but not surprised

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:07 pm »
As shocking a half from Van Dijk as theres been from anyone this season
Looks like he doesn’t want to defend, miles off it

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:11 pm »
First 15 minutes there was only 1 winner.

Last half hour there's only 1 winner.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:11 pm »
VVD playing like a 50 year old, not sure we could be anymore predictable with our buildup.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:13 pm »
After fifteen minutes I thought we'll win this by 3/4/5. The last half hour was appalling though and we're already staring down a pretty embarrassing result. Being totally had off by the side who are objectively, pretty easily the worst team in the league.
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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:14 pm »
Not great at these early kick offs. Haven't got out of bed yet.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #30 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:16 pm »
I’ve got the worst hangover imaginable but still could have defended better than VVD for their goal.
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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #31 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:19 pm »
So frustrating yet so predictable for us to revert to type.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:20 pm »
I hate when we have the Saturday early kick off. We never play well.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #33 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:24 pm »
Shameful.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #34 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:26 pm »
Hendo, Bobby and Jota on.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #35 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:28 pm »
Fucking state of that. Proper arrogance yet again after a good result. VVD has been abysmal and front 3 went into hiding from 15 mins onwards.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:30 pm »
Absolutely shocking

Why does Klopp just sit back and watch it happen when teams are steamrollering through our midfield and defence.

VVD has been awful, fucking lazy on the goal. Attack non existent.

Get Elliot off he shouldn’t play away from home. I’ll be happy with a point.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:31 pm »
Absolute shite that, after a good start we’ve lost every single battle on that pitch.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:31 pm »
We're the bigger team but getting bullied by their running power.  Looks like a set piece is our best bet.

We’re bigger in the box but our midfield is tiny and slow.

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Re: Half time: Bournemouth 1-0 Liverpool
« Reply #39 on: March 11, 2023, 01:20:31 pm »
Poor last 25 minutes. Went to pot after the goal. Would bring Henderson on. Front 3 suddenly not clicking again.

Need a 2nd half like sundays
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