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Offline KurtVerbose

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2022 Nobel Peace Prize - Any of You Guys Contenders?
« on: October 7, 2022, 10:21:29 am »
I'm hopeful it might be me this year. I have a Ukrainian/No War flag on my property and the relationship with one of my neighbours has improved hugely.

The later was mainly because the horrible racist witch next door died and the house was sold.

I fear it might be like when they enounce a new James Bond - I'm always passed over. I still think there's a chance as I'm still younger than Roger Moore when he did his last Bond film.

Any of you guys done anything to deserve a Nobel Peace prize? Maybe you've stopped a pub fight, or cooled some road rage incident, or maybe reconciled with a Manc?
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Re: 2022 Nobel Peace Prize - Any of You Guys Contenders?
« Reply #1 on: October 7, 2022, 10:23:26 am »
Dam, passed over again. To be honest they've done more than me.
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Re: 2022 Nobel Peace Prize - Any of You Guys Contenders?
« Reply #2 on: October 7, 2022, 10:30:25 am »
I'm hopeful it might be me this year. I have a Ukrainian/No War flag on my property and the relationship with one of my neighbours has improved hugely.

The later was mainly because the horrible racist witch next door died and the house was sold.

I fear it might be like when they enounce a new James Bond - I'm always passed over. I still think there's a chance as I'm still younger than Roger Moore when he did his last Bond film.

Any of you guys done anything to deserve a Nobel Peace prize? Maybe you've stopped a pub fight, or cooled some road rage incident, or maybe reconciled with a Manc?
To be fair, they gave it to Obama for less than that.

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Re: 2022 Nobel Peace Prize - Any of You Guys Contenders?
« Reply #3 on: October 7, 2022, 10:35:46 am »
Surely, BoJo is a shoo-in for all his fantastic work in liberating the Ukraine.
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Re: 2022 Nobel Peace Prize - Any of You Guys Contenders?
« Reply #4 on: October 7, 2022, 10:54:21 am »
I'd have given it to Liz Truss for reconnecting red wall voters with reality.
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Re: 2022 Nobel Peace Prize - Any of You Guys Contenders?
« Reply #5 on: October 7, 2022, 11:39:33 am »
Surely, it should be Stop the War Coalition!?
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