I'm hopeful it might be me this year. I have a Ukrainian/No War flag on my property and the relationship with one of my neighbours has improved hugely.
The later was mainly because the horrible racist witch next door died and the house was sold.
I fear it might be like when they enounce a new James Bond - I'm always passed over. I still think there's a chance as I'm still younger than Roger Moore when he did his last Bond film.
Any of you guys done anything to deserve a Nobel Peace prize? Maybe you've stopped a pub fight, or cooled some road rage incident, or maybe reconciled with a Manc?