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What should happen?

He's a dude. Fuck everyone else that has been responsible and been vaccinated. He should be allowed to flout Australias rules and act like a total c*nt
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I like Tennissseeee Cheeeeeeeeese!
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #240 on: January 14, 2022, 10:26:53 am »
What are his lawyers reasons for him staying?
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #241 on: January 14, 2022, 10:44:02 am »
What are his lawyers reasons for him staying?

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #242 on: January 14, 2022, 10:45:31 am »
What are his lawyers reasons for him staying?

The ministers decision was irrational based upon some anti vax stance

Sounds like he wont be detained tonight, but has to attend imigration offices 8am tomorrow. Possible court hearing at midday

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #243 on: January 14, 2022, 10:52:46 am »
The ministers decision was irrational based upon some anti vax stance

Sounds like he wont be detained tonight, but has to attend imigration offices 8am tomorrow. Possible court hearing at midday

The c*nt will stay. Obvious.
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #244 on: January 14, 2022, 11:00:08 am »
The c*nt will stay. Oblivious.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #245 on: January 14, 2022, 11:02:55 am »
Judge has adjourned. Hearing if it were to happen would be sunday. Djokovij in detention tomorrow.

Argument is based on the minister being anti vax, and there are no grounds to not let him in as he has immunity and can’t pass the virus on

None of the stuff from previous case is relevant

Thats what i got from that

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« Reply #246 on: January 14, 2022, 11:06:23 am »
Judge has adjourned. Hearing if it were to happen would be sunday. Djokovij in detention tomorrow.

Argument is based on the minister being anti vax, and there are no grounds to not let him in as he has immunity and can’t pass the virus on

None of the stuff from previous case is relevant

Thats what i got from that

I also got the impression the government wanted him in detention tonight but Djokovic is prepared to go into detention at 8:00am tomorrow where he’ll be meeting with his lawyers all day then spend the night in a detention facility
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #247 on: January 14, 2022, 11:07:53 am »
Judge has adjourned. Hearing if it were to happen would be sunday. Djokovij in detention tomorrow.

Argument is based on the minister being anti vax, and there are no grounds to not let him in as he has immunity and can’t pass the virus on

None of the stuff from previous case is relevant

Thats what i got from that

How can they prove he is anti vax?

It is the rules to enter the country and he messed up his forms and appears to have lied plus gone out with Covid.

What a weird bloke he is.
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #248 on: January 14, 2022, 11:09:04 am »
It will never happen but the only way he can redeem any public love is to just say it’s in the public interest of the Australian government to release the refugees they’ve had detained in the Park Hotel for 9 years and hop on the first plane home.

Personally think he won’t win this one. There’s no way the government will face the embarrassment of him staying again and probably winning the AO. Mind you it would probably be the most watched Grand Slam ever.
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #249 on: January 14, 2022, 11:09:43 am »
I also got the impression the government wanted him in detention tonight but Djokovic is prepared to go into detention at 8:00am tomorrow where he’ll be meeting with his lawyers all day then spend the night in a detention facility

How does ND, get to choose ?
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #250 on: January 14, 2022, 11:10:57 am »
How does ND, get to choose ?

He doesn’t but that’s the impression i got. I think that’s why they have adjourned
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #251 on: January 14, 2022, 11:13:13 am »
How does ND, get to choose ?

Concession from govt. they (his lawyers) were arguing that just by being anywhere he was already detained

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #252 on: January 14, 2022, 11:13:58 am »

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #253 on: January 14, 2022, 11:15:32 am »
Great return of Serb by the Aussie minister.

Touché !

Anyway I don't like politicians, liars, truth twisters, the media and bullies in general. If you put Novak and his "sins" up against all of that lot then I hope Novak wins his case and stays and plays.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #254 on: January 14, 2022, 11:16:23 am »

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #255 on: January 14, 2022, 11:19:32 am »
Touché !

Anyway I don't like politicians, liars, truth twisters, the media and bullies in general. If you put Novak and his "sins" up against all of that lot then I hope Novak wins his case and stays and plays.

Er two wrongs don’t make a right?

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« Reply #256 on: January 14, 2022, 11:25:16 am »
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« Reply #257 on: January 14, 2022, 11:26:39 am »
It will never happen but the only way he can redeem any public love is to just say it’s in the public interest of the Australian government to release the refugees they’ve had detained in the Park Hotel for 9 years and hop on the first plane home.

Personally think he won’t win this one. There’s no way the government will face the embarrassment of him staying again and probably winning the AO. Mind you it would probably be the most watched Grand Slam ever.


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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #258 on: January 14, 2022, 11:27:01 am »
Touché !

Anyway I don't like politicians, liars, truth twisters, the media and bullies in general. If you put Novak and his "sins" up against all of that lot then I hope Novak wins his case and stays and plays.

He has literally lied to get in the country and breached regulations knowingly spreading Covid.
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #259 on: January 14, 2022, 11:32:55 am »
He has literally lied to get in the country and breached regulations knowingly spreading Covid.

And hes still fucking there.
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #260 on: January 14, 2022, 11:33:07 am »
Judge has adjourned. Hearing if it were to happen would be sunday. Djokovij in detention tomorrow.

Argument is based on the minister being anti vax, and there are no grounds to not let him in as he has immunity and can’t pass the virus on

None of the stuff from previous case is relevant

Thats what i got from that
they are arguing that the Minister is being anti-vax? Surely the Minister is being the complete opposite and being either pro-vax or anti anti-vax?
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« Reply #261 on: January 14, 2022, 11:33:40 am »
And hes still fucking there.
Australia looking stupid, but at least they dont have a nonce breeding, unelected parasite as  head of state.

oops....
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #262 on: January 14, 2022, 11:35:19 am »
And hes still fucking there.
Australia looking stupid, but at least they dont have a nonce breeding, unelected parasite as  head of state.


I assume that they have their ducks lined up to dismiss any legal challenge.

Good of Novak to read the room.
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #263 on: January 14, 2022, 11:43:21 am »
And hes still fucking there.
Australia looking stupid, but at least they dont have a nonce breeding, unelected parasite as  head of state.


Who is the Australian head of state?
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #264 on: January 14, 2022, 11:44:23 am »
Who is the Australian head of state?

Crocodile Dundee isn't it?

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« Reply #265 on: January 14, 2022, 11:45:41 am »
Crocodile Dundee isn't it?

He was voted out at the last election for being too liberal. It’s the Joe Mangel/Toadfish Rabecki dream ticket now.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #266 on: January 14, 2022, 11:46:04 am »
Who is the Australian head of state?

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« Reply #267 on: January 14, 2022, 11:46:35 am »
He was voted out at the last election for being too liberal. It’s the Joe Mangel/Toadfish Rabecki dream ticket now.

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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #268 on: January 14, 2022, 11:47:53 am »
Who is the Australian head of state?

Same as ours 
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« Reply #269 on: January 14, 2022, 11:51:08 am »
Touché !

Anyway I don't like politicians, liars, truth twisters, the media and bullies in general. If you put Novak and his "sins" up against all of that lot then I hope Novak wins his case and stays and plays.

You don't like liars or bullies, but are sticking up for a liar and a bully?

Sounds legit.
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Re: Djokovic
« Reply #270 on: January 14, 2022, 11:51:30 am »
And hes still fucking there.
Australia looking stupid, but at least they dont have a nonce breeding, unelected parasite as  head of state.


Sorry but that is exactly who Australia's head of state is. And the elected representative isn't much better than Boris either. He's basically an Australian version of Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, a clumsy nitwit who shirks responsibility at every opportunity.
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« Reply #271 on: January 14, 2022, 11:53:50 am »
Sorry but that is exactly who Australia's head of state is. And the elected representative isn't much better than Boris either. He's basically an Australian version of Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, a clumsy nitwit who shirks responsibility at every opportunity.

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« Reply #272 on: January 14, 2022, 11:54:37 am »
Judge leaves pissed off :D :D

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« Reply #273 on: January 14, 2022, 11:56:32 am »
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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« Reply #274 on: January 14, 2022, 12:00:05 pm »
they are arguing that the Minister is being anti-vax? Surely the Minister is being the complete opposite and being either pro-vax or anti anti-vax?

Sorry typo. Against anti vaxers

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« Reply #275 on: January 14, 2022, 12:00:47 pm »
Sorry typo. Against anti vaxers
Cheers, thought that was likely to be the case, good on the Minister if he is!
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« Reply #276 on: January 14, 2022, 12:05:24 pm »
:lmao

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« Reply #277 on: January 14, 2022, 12:17:57 pm »
Fantastic news. Hopefully he gets the 3 year ban too and never plays in Australia again.
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« Reply #279 on: January 14, 2022, 12:47:51 pm »
Fantastic news. Hopefully he gets the 3 year ban too and never plays in Australia again.

I am awaiting his appearance on Border Security.
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