Topic: PL: Man United 0 v Liverpool 5; HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPON

[Peabee]

It's a bit more technical than that.

Good to hear. Been posting the same nonsense since before we won the league.

[Rhi]

Also Rhi - love ya!

<3 Hope all's good in your world.

MO MO MO THE GOAT
GREATEST OF ALL TIME
MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY
ITS MY BIRTHDAY
AN IM HAVIN JELLY AN ICE CREAM

Happy birthday you madman

[has gone odd]

This team keeps on giving, going to soak it up like giant red sponge. So many things to enjoy, the goals, mancs losing their composure, fans leaving, sir red conk looking on in disbelief and of course the King laughing his head off!

Game lost its traction after Naby left the field but aside from that, 11 out of 10.

[T.Mills]

First time in the away end at OT. Fuck me my ears are still ringing! Ole give us a wave…

[Peabee]

We should have scored 6. one for each toe that Scholes sucked.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

<3 Hope all's good in your world.

Happy birthday you madman

haha cheers Rhi. Hope ya havin a good one

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

We should have scored 6. one for each toe that Scholes sucked.

[dutchkop]

Even though he clearly acted out of frustration and even though his intention was to hurt his opponent…I can sort of see why a red wasn’t given. The fact remains he did only kick the ball, not Jones. His intentions are obvious and at the same time can’t really be proven because he didn’t, for example, stamp on a foot.

I agree with this. opportune moment to kick JOnes. the way he just moped and went straight back to halfway line showed he was very worried.

having ROnaldo in all the Manc games is only good for us.  Hopefully some of them will shut up for a while and wind their necks in.

[Morgana]

I was listening, it was amazing. Savage having a go at his co-commentator for suggesting Ronaldo is a shitehawk goal hanger/

Skysports news is also hilarious, funereal tone describing the game...

They are an absolute shambles of a news organisation. The bias is palpable. Glad they got to bury their dead today.

[12C]

Shorter Kenny-ferguson gif:



The juxtaposition must have been anticipated. Genius.

"Kenny looks happier..."

I’ve seen it said that it was up on a big screen and it was Kenny’s reaction to seeing Ferguson

[dutchkop]

 I am liking Konate more and more..
A beast of man - what a way to play a full Prem game - away at OT and hardly put a foot wrong all game

[Jm55]

4-0 by Half time

Is there anything more satisfying?

[12C]

100%

He actually gives up trying to “get the ball” and walks away after kicking Curtis.

Love Robbo being first into him, Hendo calls his something in passing as well. The way the team all stuck together was great to see. They collectively shit their shorts

[SouthDerryLaggo]

just in from the pub. Im hammered. What the actual fuck lads 

[Realgman]

Well there ye have it...
Doesnt get much better than that.... Naby needs to be ok for it to be perfect, looking at the challengge his leg was fully off th eground, so i;m hopefull theres no break or chip or fracture or whatever.. but what a day, what a win,, what a Mo!!!

[Realgman]

just in from the pub. Im hammered. What the actual fuck lads 

I hear ye, though I didnt leave the gaf, and I'm hammered 

[the_red_pill]

It's a bit more technical than that.

Awww... the lad.
Hope it isn't "serious"..

[Desert Red Fox]

GET THE FUCK IN

We've been blessed with an incredible team and an incredible manager. These are the days of miracle and wonder. Don't cry, baby, don't cry.

Up the reds!

PS: So is Capon actually Wayne Rooney? That explains a lot... happy birthday, you maniac!

[FiSh77]

just in from the pub. Im hammered. What the actual fuck lads 

arf!

this all day long  

already know I'm phoning it in tomorrow, fuck 'em

[lovestospooge]

Look at Ali here when Kloppo fist pumps at the fans

https://twitter.com/JPW_NBCSports/status/1452326263075610625?s=20

hahaha that's brilliant

[kesey]

I've just watched match of zee day . I reckon after a few minutes the players were going .... fuckin ' ell lads , the state of these let's twat them.

[Trump's tiny tiny hands]

I hadn’t picked up that Keita was off the pitch when we scored the 4th. Makes what was an easy looking goal to score even more embarrassing for United.

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

this has been a near perfect weekend. get the fuck in

[Sudden Death Draft Loser]

That away kit might be the best we’ve ever had in the prem.

No

Shpuld never have a collar on a football shirt

[rushyman]

Did anyone else revel in Tyler's and Neville's commentarial agony?

You could tell by the tone of their voices they just wanted it to end after 30 minutes

Neville in particular was tying himself in knots trying to save his pal Ole

He's getting sacked Gary. Deal with it you fucking beaut

Tyler at 4-0 stopped just short of just shouting ‘oh fuck off’

[dutchkop]

this made me laugh - https://twitter.com/daRealAkinfenwa/status/1452351929103880207/photo/1 


@daRealAkinfenwa
I love my son but boyyyyyyy……….. know any1 can get it Face with tears of joyFace with tears of joyFace with tears of joyFace with tears of joy #YNWA #5-0 #BeastModeeee #ItsBeenAGoodDay
@LFC


gotta check out this photo
 real character building stuff in the Akinfenwa  household.  CLassic 

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

[Peabee]

this made me laugh - https://twitter.com/daRealAkinfenwa/status/1452351929103880207/photo/1 


@daRealAkinfenwa
I love my son but boyyyyyyy……….. know any1 can get it Face with tears of joyFace with tears of joyFace with tears of joyFace with tears of joy #YNWA #5-0 #BeastModeeee #ItsBeenAGoodDay
@LFC


gotta check out this photo
 real character building stuff in the Akinfenwa  household.  CLassic 

There’s a photo below where someone says they made their United supporting kid watch it through the window. Hahaha.

[RedForeverTT]

just in from the pub. Im hammered. What the actual fuck lads 

The game finished about 6 hrs ago. You must have drank several barrels in between 😂

[Crackerjack Sam]

5-0

Away from home

The so called GOAT did absolutely naff all

And the best player in the world, currently, scored a hatty


PRAISE BE!

[sid waddell]

Was playing Walk Like An Egyptian by The Bangles for obvious reasons earlier, then thought up this one.

Hope you like it.

Six o’clock already and it felt like the middle of a dream
We were thumping Man United and there’s no such thing as Covid 19
Mancs causing trouble, bet they wish the game had never been played
These are the days when a Liverpool fan’s dreams they are made

It’s just another Super Sunday (we won five-oh)
Mo Salah on the runway (and Firminoooo)
Yeah that’s my fun day (Mo-ohhhh)
Ronaldo, put the gun away (did you score, noooooo)
It’s just another Super Sunday

Keita got an early goal, at one stage I thought we would score nine
And if United had 'til midnight, well they probably wouldn’t have scored in that time
Cause it takes Solskjaer so long just to work out who he’s gonna play where
They blame it on the training, but the real boss Fergie sits upstairs

It’s just another Super Sunday (we won five-oh)
Mo Salah on the runway (and Firminooo)
Yeah that’s my fun day (Mo-ohhhhh)
Ronaldo, put the gun away (did you score, nooooo)
It’s just another Super Sunday

All of my life yeah I’ve been waiting for the Reds to beat United down
It doesn’t matter when we won the title that there was no crowd
(except in town)
Kloppo tells us in his German voice
“Yeah, Scousers, let’s go and make some noise”
Time goes so fast (when you’re having fun)

It’s just another Super Sunday
Mo Salah on the runway
Yeah that’s my fun day
Ronaldo, put the gun away
It’s just another Super Sunday

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

[Peabee]

Ffs hahahaha

[kasperoff]

MoTD go with "Historic defeat for Man Utd" along with some funeral music at the end for the goals montage. Almost like it's a bad day for everyone. Same shit as Sky, focussing on what went wrong and how could they fuck up so badly.

[Morgana]

I had my first grandson born this morning. Could a day get any better?

Congratulations, mate! 

[darragh85]

unbelieveable. we absoulutely tore them asunder. 

have been a critic of Keita but he was outstanding there today. not just his attacking play and pressing but he really got stuck in too. it was the perfect answer to what happened midweek. his injury is annoying though. that tosser Pogba. did he even check on him after it happened?

[Andy82lfc]

MoTD go with "Historic defeat for Man Utd" along with some funeral music at the end for the goals montage. Almost like it's a bad day for everyone. Same shit as Sky, focussing on what went wrong and how could they fuck up so badly.

Genuinely about 30 seconds of chat about the best team in the world absolutely tearing them apart and what an honour it was for everyone to watch that, the remaining 95% of the show was spent droning on about how utter shite they are, which everyone knows already.

[amir87]

Shame Roy Keane wasn't on Sky today. He'd have been so high pitched only dogs would be able to argue with him.

[RyanBabel19]

Fucking sublime, couldn't ask for much more than that to be honest

Gotta be said, fuck each and every one of them putting in dirty challenges and showing petulance because they're getting smashed. Ronaldos kicks on Jones were a disgrace, wtf was he playing at

[rawcusk8]

4-0 by Half time

Is there anything more satisfying?

5-0 at full time