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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #240 on: September 14, 2021, 08:03:51 pm »
What i want is the Scholes and Keane's of this world to keep backing Ole at the wheel. A competent manager has them challenging with the money they've spent.

Not with that defence and midfield
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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #241 on: September 14, 2021, 08:04:35 pm »
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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #242 on: September 14, 2021, 08:05:21 pm »
https://twitter.com/Andyfoy77/status/1437849422474395653?s=20

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #243 on: September 14, 2021, 08:05:47 pm »
I’m watching the goals show with James Richardson. Can’t sit through 90 mins of Chelsea

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #244 on: September 14, 2021, 08:06:54 pm »
Surely it’s a bit early for the wheels to fall off?

Never too early for that shower of shite.

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #245 on: September 14, 2021, 08:07:41 pm »
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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #246 on: September 14, 2021, 08:08:32 pm »
He definitely did it. I said it at the time earlier in the thread. He got in Ronaldo's ear and was explaining himself

ha ha, definitely need to see that now, he's such a snivelling shit :D
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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #247 on: September 14, 2021, 08:10:23 pm »

Did he have to take a breather after?

It was stated between drags on his ciggie.
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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #248 on: September 14, 2021, 08:12:15 pm »
Shot count after the red card was YB 14-0 MU.

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #249 on: September 14, 2021, 08:12:23 pm »
Oh I didn't realise you can just push people over in the box without it being a foul, good to know

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #250 on: September 14, 2021, 08:12:48 pm »
Smeagol has lost 7 CL matches out of 11 whilst in charge of the Orcs

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #251 on: September 14, 2021, 08:13:20 pm »
Oh I didn't realise you can just push people over in the box without it being a foul, good to know

Then a slight push on the defender is a foul

English refs are so poor

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #252 on: September 14, 2021, 08:13:46 pm »
Smeagol has lost 7 CL matches out of 11 whilst in charge of the Orcs

And yet won in Paris twice. Perhaps they should move there.

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #253 on: September 14, 2021, 08:17:03 pm »
Depay and De Jong are Barca's only fit forwards left.

Wonderful

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #254 on: September 14, 2021, 08:17:57 pm »
Depay and De Jong are Barca's only fit forwards left.

Wonderful

Where's Braithwaite? At home?
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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #255 on: September 14, 2021, 08:19:02 pm »
Depay and De Jong are Barca's only fit forwards left.

Wonderful

De Jong looked so pacy when he was played in earlier :lmao

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #256 on: September 14, 2021, 08:19:51 pm »
Where's Braithwaite? At home?

Best place for him isn't it?

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #257 on: September 14, 2021, 08:22:19 pm »
Where's Braithwaite? At home?

Had knee surgery.

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #258 on: September 14, 2021, 08:23:51 pm »

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #259 on: September 14, 2021, 08:29:06 pm »
Barca - Bayern brightened up a touch, both with good chances in the last couple mins, including a great scramble in the Barca penalty box!

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #260 on: September 14, 2021, 08:30:29 pm »
Barca - Bayern brightened up a touch, both with good chances in the last couple mins, including a great scramble in the Barca penalty box!

Quite open at the moment but Bayern look the better team.
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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #261 on: September 14, 2021, 08:31:57 pm »
Quite open at the moment but Bayern look the better team.

yep, definately more incisive going forward, not a great surprise considering their quality in attack. Another good chance now.

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #262 on: September 14, 2021, 08:33:30 pm »
Where's Braithwaite? At home?

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #263 on: September 14, 2021, 08:34:01 pm »
Mueller gives Bayern the lead.  Looked very defelected.

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #264 on: September 14, 2021, 08:34:31 pm »
Deflection as well.
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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #265 on: September 14, 2021, 08:36:10 pm »
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #266 on: September 14, 2021, 08:37:47 pm »
Deflection or no it seemed a matter of time.  After starting well Barca seem to realize they aren’t at this level.

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #267 on: September 14, 2021, 08:37:50 pm »
Good analysis on RTE2. Saying the same things mentioned in this thread about the squad balance, and having Ronaldo on the pitch down to 10 men. They've ripped into Ole here. I laughed when they mentioned Ole apologising to Ronaldo for taking him off.

Ronaldo can't complain his replacement got an assist for the winning goal.
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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #268 on: September 14, 2021, 08:39:14 pm »
Koeman is not gonna see December there

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #269 on: September 14, 2021, 08:39:23 pm »
Two awful kits in this Barca v Bayern game.
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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #270 on: September 14, 2021, 08:40:14 pm »
Koeman is not gonna see December there

To be honest they aren't going to play that much better with the side they have, regardless of manager [who would be available] currently.

Their standout players are Pedri,De Jong,Ter Stegen and Depay. That's it.

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #271 on: September 14, 2021, 08:40:38 pm »
You’re going to see some wild scores in Bayern ball games while Nagelsmann is in charge and Upamecano is playing. He’s chronic.

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #272 on: September 14, 2021, 08:40:41 pm »
https://twitter.com/Andyfoy77/status/1437849422474395653?s=20

"Tell you what though Martin Manchester United deserve a hell of a lot of credit defensively tonight

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #273 on: September 14, 2021, 08:40:49 pm »
Mueller gives Bayern the lead.  Looked very defelected.

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #275 on: September 14, 2021, 08:43:07 pm »
Barcelona at least putting some moves together they are finding space, just don’t have the final ball.
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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #276 on: September 14, 2021, 08:44:33 pm »
There's something missing from this Barcelona team. Can't put my finger on it.

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #277 on: September 14, 2021, 08:45:02 pm »
Depay and De Jong are Barca's only fit forwards left.

Wonderful

Injuries biting. Aguero, Coutinho, Fati and maybe Dembele would at least improve them.
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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #278 on: September 14, 2021, 08:46:24 pm »
He’s too crap.

You’re going to see some wild scores in Bayern ball games while Nagelsmann is in charge and Upamecano is playing. He’s chronic.

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Re: Champions League - Europa League/Conference Match Day 1
« Reply #279 on: September 14, 2021, 08:46:42 pm »
Did Dybala not double hit that penalty then?
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