Topic: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)

[Statto Red]

Is there a more punchable face in the PL right now?

Not sure what's worse, Gordon or that kit.

[Armchair expert]

Garner, Gana and Onana. It sounds like the name of a shit law firm, or something.

Sounds like a few who play in the derby will have never played together before. What a chance that should be for us to win.

What happened to the PL monitoring their transfer business after falling foul of FFP three years on the bounce . By the looks of it they’re just letting them recoup their made up COVID losses..This is again a massive kick in the teeth for the likes of Watford, Norwich and Burnley who all played by the rules but got relegated for doing just that
As if we didn’t know FFP is just made up bollocks and this proves it as they seem to be buying as many players as Forest….They’re just a shite version of Man City, the cheating c*nts

[Ghost Town]

Garner, Gana and Onana.

Gana sin ganando

[Jwils21]

Absolutely fucking sickening point scoring from some Blues tonight, taking the high ground over Carvalho doing his signature celebration and saying it’s in bad taste after recent events involving guns in Liverpool.

Imagine reaching that far to spit bile about another sports club, they’re fucking ill. I hope we beat them 9-0 and every fucking goal is marginally offside but still given.

[rushyman]

I bet the kid throwers loved that 98th min winner

[Lycan]

Absolutely fucking sickening point scoring from some Blues tonight, taking the high ground over Carvalho doing his signature celebration and saying it’s in bad taste after recent events involving guns in Liverpool.

Imagine reaching that far to spit bile about another sports club, they’re fucking ill. I hope we beat them 9-0 and every fucking goal is marginally offside but still given.

No...Never... It's not like them to find something to be offended by.

*edit* By the way, the only thing they actually found in bad taste was us scoring a 98th-minute winner. That's what their faux outrage is really about.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Any time they think they've scored a late winner there's Lonsdale and Slazenger gear all over the pitch.

[4pool]

Wonder if we will get 2 or 3 players in the Merseyside combined 11.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Wonder if we will get 2 or 3 players in the Merseyside combined 11.

Obviously their new midfield trio will make up the centre, Maupay is now the best striker on Merseyside© so I'd expect his inclusion, Ingerlunds no1?, he'll be in, Anthony Gordon is the best winger on Merseyside™ so it would be churlish to omit him.

[Fromola]

Obviously their new midfield trio will make up the centre, Maupay is now the best striker on Merseyside© so I'd expect his inclusion, Ingerlunds no1?, he'll be in, Anthony Gordon is the best winger on Merseyside™ so it would be churlish to omit him.

Best Scouse footballer since Rooney they're now saying. They wanted him sold last week.

[rafathegaffa83]

Can't believe Everton didn't take the money for Gordon

[So… Howard Philips]

Any time they think they've scored a late winner there's Lonsdale and Slazenger gear all over the pitch.

Equalizer

[FiSh77]

Can't believe Everton got offered money for Gordon

[PeterTheRed ...]

Can't believe Everton didn't take the money for Gordon

Yup, that was a very stupid decision. He will be in the Championship in a couple of years ...

[farawayred]

Yup, that was a very stupid decision. He will be in the Championship in a couple of years ...

He won't. Everton might.

[Black Bull Nova]

So Frank has now had nearly a full team of players transferred in, admittedly not spending a lot net, nevertheless the club has signed established players who won't be on apprentice wages. He will be judged by what that brings, unlike Rafa who had very little given to him in terms of players (basically a handful of free transfers).


Let's just see what he's bought, amazing to see that some Everton fans are optimistic again, maybe they will right this time.

[rossipersempre]

Is there a more punchable face in the PL right now?

[Jack_Bauer]

Any time they think they've scored a late winner there's Lonsdale and Slazenger gear all over the pitch.

Oh god, I'm wearing a Lonsdale shirt does that mean I'm one of them 

[afc tukrish]

"Look at the cans on that bimbo..."

[SamLad]

"Look at the cans on that bimbo..."

"my tits would be down here if it wasn't for the bra I'm wearing"

[PeterTheRed ...]

He won't. Everton might.

Gordon is one of the most over-rated players in the league at the moment. Championship is his level, and that is where he will end up, with or without Everton ...

[Suareznumber7]

He won't. Everton might.

Everton will if they don't sack Fat Frank

[Dave McCoy]

The Everton LGBTQ+ community must be ecstatic...

[farawayred]

Gordon is one of the most over-rated players in the league at the moment. Championship is his level, and that is where he will end up, with or without Everton ...

I don't disagree. But half of the PL clubs would have him if they could afford him. And if Ev go to the Championship, that might just happen.

Plus, he'd fit Spurs diving game plan to a tee.

[Fromola]

Gordon is one of the most over-rated players in the league at the moment. Championship is his level, and that is where he will end up, with or without Everton ...

He's that much of a snide shithouse that those qualities are sought after with the league the way it is now.

[RedBec1993]

Think Gordon has replaced Richarlison in having the most punchable face in the league 😂 he definitely believes his own hype aswell.

[12C]

https://twitter.com/seymoksatis/status/1565463408929013760?s=21&t=BLf6ybNxlYzCJEJ7W3ivSQ

All within FFP

[RedBec1993]

https://twitter.com/seymoksatis/status/1565463408929013760?s=21&t=BLf6ybNxlYzCJEJ7W3ivSQ

All within FFP

That thread, my god. They really are the most deluded bunch aren't they? Have they won the transfer window again?

[Jack_Bauer]

That thread, my god. They really are the most deluded bunch aren't they? Have they won the transfer window again?

Of course they have. They win it every year except for last summer when Evil Rafa was in charge.

[12C]

Is Maupay  the only forward they have apart from Rondon and Calvert Limpin

[JRed]

Is Maupay  the only forward they have apart from Rondon and Calvert Limpin

He’s better than Nunez tho. So they don’t need anyone else.

[Alisson Wonderland]

https://twitter.com/seymoksatis/status/1565463408929013760?s=21&t=BLf6ybNxlYzCJEJ7W3ivSQ

All within FFP

The next tweet reckons that "we will get more than 19 from Gordon, Maupay & DCL this season"  I'll take the bet that they don't

[Alisson Wonderland]

Idrissa Gueye: “It’s special. I told PSG if I am going to leave it will be for one team — and that was Everton."

 

[thaddeus]

That thread, my god. They really are the most deluded bunch aren't they? Have they won the transfer window again?

Amazing stuff.  Hard to know where to begin with it.

The best part is the "at least 5 starters" part as it's consistent with their fans thinking every signing they make is automatically brilliant.  They've signed:
- Two players from relegated Burnley
- A player no longer wanted by Wolves
- A 1 in 4 striker from Brighton
- A soon to be 33-year old midfielder that walked out on them three years ago (and is also a bit of a twat by the sounds of it)
- Two unproven youngsters

Klopp has shown with the likes of Robbo and Gini that where you sign from isn't really all that important.  He's Klopp though.  Lampard is an average manager at best.

Everton fans should just watch the transfer window updates then hibernate for a few months to dream about all the things they're going to achieve, safely away from the reality of them having dug themselves a little deeper into their hole.

[JRed]

The next tweet reckons that "we will get more than 19 from Gordon, Maupay & DCL this season"  I'll take the bet that they don't

So around 7 each then? Lofty ambitions indeed.

[JRed]

Idrissa Gueye: “It’s special. I told PSG if I am going to leave it will be for one team — and that was Everton."

 

Yeah, not many clubs go in for players that have his views on certain matters, so Everton prob the only one who would take him.

[rossipersempre]

Idrissa Gueye: “It’s special. I told PSG if I am going to leave it will be for one team — and that was Everton."

 

Stockholm syndrome

noun

feelings of trust or affection felt in many cases of kidnapping or hostage-taking by a victim towards a captor or previous captor.

[thaddeus]

Incoming Pickford head-loss...

Everton's Jordan Pickford talk's to Football Focus's Kelly Somers about getting married in the summer, maturing as a footballer and following in Joe Hart's footsteps as a youngster.

Whenever Pickford talks about things like how he's matured it's only a matter of time.

[RedBec1993]

Amazing stuff.  Hard to know where to begin with it.

The best part is the "at least 5 starters" part as it's consistent with their fans thinking every signing they make is automatically brilliant.  They've signed:
- Two players from relegated Burnley
- A player no longer wanted by Wolves
- A 1 in 4 striker from Brighton
- A soon to be 33-year old midfielder that walked out on them three years ago (and is also a bit of a twat by the sounds of it)
- Two unproven youngsters

Klopp has shown with the likes of Robbo and Gini that where you sign from isn't really all that important.  He's Klopp though.  Lampard is an average manager at best.

Everton fans should just watch the transfer window updates then hibernate for a few months to dream about all the things they're going to achieve, safely away from the reality of them having dug themselves a little deeper into their hole.

They never learn, they have a championship level manager at best, signing middle of the road (at best) players. He won't make any of their players better. It's just the level of delusion which is laughable. They set themselves up for disappointment every season. Not to mention they take more joy out of us dropping points than their own team winning.

On the idrissa gueye signing, a lot of clubs would not touch him with a barge pole given his views. Says a lot about that club.

[rafathegaffa83]

Is Maupay  the only forward they have apart from Rondon and Calvert Limpin

Pretty much. On the other hand they have six CBs