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Any hint of you know what, you know what  :wave


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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2021, 08:58:55 am »
Any hint of you know what, you know what  :wave
Nice one  :thumbup

Lets get the ball rolling... Everton are shite  :shite:
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2021, 09:09:49 am »
Nice one  :thumbup

Lets get the ball rolling... Everton are shite  :shite:
Nah, they're tragic........you know the rest.......
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2021, 09:10:56 am »
Could see a top half finish and a cup run, but that's as far as a team like Everton can go

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2021, 09:22:46 am »
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2021, 09:27:15 am »
Think Rafa gets them a Top 7 finish next season.
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2021, 09:30:39 am »
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Any chance we can have a new Ev thread, so we can take the piss out of Big Drunk not being allowed to go to Florida because of his thuggish epast?  ;)
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2021, 09:34:21 am »
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Not only that, Big Drunk has been walking round town in an Everton tracksuit while they’re away, making sure he’s spotted by fans.
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2021, 09:36:10 am »
Not only that, Big Drunk has been walking round town in an Everton tracksuit while they’re away, making sure he’s spotted by fans.
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Their love of Big Dunk is the most obvious sign of their fall from importance.

He’s a hero to them, and he was absolutely fucking useless.

He always makes me chuckle when I see him as a result.
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2021, 09:36:35 am »
Not only that, Big Drunk has been walking round town in an Everton tracksuit while they’re away, making sure he’s spotted by fans.

Probably needed some fresh air away from the wife,  right tepid.

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2021, 09:42:56 am »
To the surprise of very few...

www.espn.com/soccer/rangers/story/4437418/liverpool-legend-gerrard-id-never-take-everton-job-not-surprised-benitez-did%3fplatform=amp

Fair comment,  will be interesting to see where he goes after Rangers. 

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2021, 09:52:19 am »
Rafa to be the first Everton manager to win at Anfield in who knows how long...wait   :P

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2021, 10:04:41 am »
Any chance we can have a new Ev thread, so we can take the piss out of Big Drunk not being allowed to go to Florida because of his thuggish past?  ;)
I'll bet it was Rafa who organised it at the last minute just to get away from the Barlinnie Brawler  ;D
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2021, 10:11:13 am »
To the surprise of very few...

www.espn.com/soccer/rangers/story/4437418/liverpool-legend-gerrard-id-never-take-everton-job-not-surprised-benitez-did%3fplatform=amp

Fair comment,  will be interesting to see where he goes after Rangers.


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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2021, 10:17:15 am »
I expect Rafa do very well over there next season, which in the weird perverseness of their universe, will drive most of them into a frenzy of cognitive dissonance



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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2021, 10:26:08 am »
Soooo, what happened to the old Everton thread?
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2021, 10:37:31 am »
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2021, 10:42:49 am »
So their 4 team tournament in USA became a 2 team tournament as they were flying over there apparently with Arsenal and Inter puling out 🤣😂🤣

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2021, 10:46:52 am »
So their 4 team tournament in USA became a 2 team tournament as they were flying over there apparently with Arsenal and Inter puling out 🤣😂🤣
Hey.. they might actually win now…
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2021, 10:52:58 am »
Hey.. they might actually win now…
Or they could finish 2nd, does that qualify them for the Champions League?!😂
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2021, 11:14:31 am »
Or they could finish 2nd, does that qualify them for the Champions League?!😂

Or last.

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2021, 11:18:21 am »
Or last.
At least this time they can't finish mid table. They must be so confused right now...
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2021, 11:48:44 am »
It's funny how an 8th place finish for them next season is probably the best they can do, and they'd probably consider it a success. I think the top 6 and Leicester will all be above them without little doubt. Rafa's better than Ancelotti but their signings so far look pretty poor. They just lack quality all over. Now as well, the team is getting older again, especially with arrivals like Townsend and bringing the likes of Rodriguez in last year too.

I'd be very surprised if he's managing them next season (2022 onwards)
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2021, 11:59:09 am »
It's funny how an 8th place finish for them next season is probably the best they can do, and they'd probably consider it a success. I think the top 6 and Leicester will all be above them without little doubt. Rafa's better than Ancelotti but their signings so far look pretty poor. They just lack quality all over. Now as well, the team is getting older again, especially with arrivals like Townsend and bringing the likes of Rodriguez in last year too.

I'd be very surprised if he's managing them next season (2022 onwards)

Yeah, their squad isn't very good.

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2021, 12:11:41 pm »
So their 4 team tournament in USA became a 2 team tournament as they were flying over there apparently with Arsenal and Inter puling out 🤣😂🤣

So Everton still went over?  ;D  Arsenal pulled out a while back no? They should have seen sense then, but hey, Everton...

So glad Liverpool didnt waste time even attempting long trips this summer (be happy if they never did!). 
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2021, 12:16:45 pm »
We saw them all at Manchester airport ahead of departure, they were not in holiday mode. Tom Davies had normal clothes on and did not look like a bag lady for once. Lots of frowning and small cliques forming.

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2021, 12:31:04 pm »
So Everton still went over?  ;D  Arsenal pulled out a while back no? They should have seen sense then, but hey, Everton...

So glad Liverpool didnt waste time even attempting long trips this summer (be happy if they never did!). 

Yeah apparently mid flight Inter Milan announced they weren’t going so would expect old Bluenose Phil will try and arrange a friendly with his Inter Miami possibly 🤣

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2021, 12:33:19 pm »
It's funny how an 8th place finish for them next season is probably the best they can do, and they'd probably consider it a success. I think the top 6 and Leicester will all be above them without little doubt. Rafa's better than Ancelotti but their signings so far look pretty poor. They just lack quality all over. Now as well, the team is getting older again, especially with arrivals like Townsend and bringing the likes of Rodriguez in last year too.

I'd be very surprised if he's managing them next season (2022 onwards)

But they won the league after 4 games and that is what counts.

Calvert Lewin had a purple patch in the first half of the season. If he couldn’t reproduce that form then I think 14t-18th is more likely for them.

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #30 on: July 24, 2021, 12:42:23 pm »
When they inevitably give up on their plans for their floating stadium, do you think they'll give us our world heritage status back...?

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #31 on: July 24, 2021, 12:44:46 pm »
A fair few think they'll get £90 Million + for the miserable fucker and buy several world class players before the window shuts so I'm sure they'll be fine

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #32 on: July 24, 2021, 01:01:13 pm »
Tough times when you actively want Rafa to get relegated

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #33 on: July 24, 2021, 01:03:18 pm »
Tough times when you actively want Rafa to get relegated
I actively want Everton to get relegated.  If that starts looking likely they'll sack Rafa and Fat Sam will take them down.
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #34 on: July 24, 2021, 01:22:07 pm »
Yeah apparently mid flight Inter Milan announced they weren’t going so would expect old Bluenose Phil will try and arrange a friendly with his Inter Miami possibly 🤣

Inter Miami could do with an easy game

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #35 on: July 24, 2021, 01:36:17 pm »
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #36 on: July 24, 2021, 02:27:03 pm »
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Brilliant!  :lmao
He hasn't gone to America so that he can strangle all the Murials  ;D
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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #37 on: July 24, 2021, 02:28:57 pm »
Can see it being Rafa’s first relegation.

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #38 on: July 24, 2021, 02:44:12 pm »
So, is the super,, duper, stadium built yet?

I heared they had plans to complete it 5 years ago, 4 years ago, 3 years  ago, 2 years ago, this year?

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Re: Rafa's got the Blues *
« Reply #39 on: July 24, 2021, 03:02:46 pm »
A fair few think they'll get £90 Million + for the miserable fucker and buy several world class players before the window shuts so I'm sure they'll be fine

I've been as amused as anyone by  "Fuuuuuck" lad, but I think £90 Million is pushing it.  THe NFT bubble has burst.