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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #160 on: May 22, 2021, 09:42:22 pm »
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #161 on: May 22, 2021, 09:43:40 pm »
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #162 on: May 22, 2021, 09:44:03 pm »
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #163 on: May 22, 2021, 09:44:23 pm »
was that his tick there?
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #164 on: May 22, 2021, 09:44:33 pm »
Fair play to this guy.
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #165 on: May 22, 2021, 09:44:51 pm »
One from Elton John's understated 1970s outfit range.
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #166 on: May 22, 2021, 09:48:26 pm »
Call Security!! A spice addict just invaded the stage!

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #167 on: May 22, 2021, 09:48:32 pm »
Netherlands you better stick to football and weed
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #168 on: May 22, 2021, 09:49:55 pm »
That dancer got around

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #169 on: May 22, 2021, 09:50:03 pm »
How bad were the losing semi finalists if this lot got in !

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #170 on: May 22, 2021, 09:50:12 pm »
Netherlands you better stick to football and weed
Looked like that's exactly what they did there.

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #171 on: May 22, 2021, 09:50:46 pm »
Looked like that's exactly what they did there.

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #172 on: May 22, 2021, 09:52:07 pm »
I’ve got a similar outfit as the Italian lead singer for pre match drinks in the Sandon tomorrow

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #173 on: May 22, 2021, 09:52:10 pm »
I was wondering where my Saturday night outfit had gone.
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #174 on: May 22, 2021, 09:52:42 pm »
Say what you want about the Netherlands entry, it was about a million levels above this from Italy.
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #175 on: May 22, 2021, 09:53:06 pm »
cross between the bay city rollers & The Warriors
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #176 on: May 22, 2021, 09:53:30 pm »
Il Darkness.
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #177 on: May 22, 2021, 09:53:36 pm »
Muse must be furious

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #178 on: May 22, 2021, 09:53:36 pm »
cross between the bay city rollers & The Warriors
Haha

Yeah.

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #179 on: May 22, 2021, 09:53:58 pm »
Liked that,singer's got a good voice,nice performance. His outfit looked punishing on the groin though.

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #180 on: May 22, 2021, 09:54:02 pm »
cross between the bay city rollers & The Warriors

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #181 on: May 22, 2021, 09:54:48 pm »
Another Eurovision-ish rock bullshit from Italy
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #182 on: May 22, 2021, 09:57:08 pm »
Is it just me, or are most of these songs a bit more subdued and contemporary, rather than overly flamboyant, gimmicky bollocks they usually are, this year?

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #183 on: May 22, 2021, 09:57:08 pm »
This is quite slick.
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #184 on: May 22, 2021, 09:57:49 pm »
Meh,generic pop song from the factory line.

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #185 on: May 22, 2021, 09:58:37 pm »
Is it just me, or are most of these songs a bit more subdued and contemporary, rather than overly flamboyant, gimmicky bollocks they usually are, this year?

Iceland Germany and Lithuania never got the memo

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #186 on: May 22, 2021, 09:59:29 pm »
Fuck you Sweden. You're not matching our 7 titles this year.

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #187 on: May 22, 2021, 10:00:36 pm »
I hope San Marino win. Imagine them having to host.

I don’t think they’re going to have to worry on that score

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #188 on: May 22, 2021, 10:00:41 pm »
fkn dougal there
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #189 on: May 22, 2021, 10:00:50 pm »
Graham Norton is friggin hilarious ... "Did he (Flo Rida) stop for petrol in San Marino?"  ;D

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #190 on: May 22, 2021, 10:01:14 pm »
So how much money did San Marino pay for Flo Rida?

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #191 on: May 22, 2021, 10:01:57 pm »
Her hairstyle should be called mini Carlos Valderrama

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #192 on: May 22, 2021, 10:02:21 pm »
San Marino all over the place
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« Reply #193 on: May 22, 2021, 10:02:54 pm »
malta or lithuania for me
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #194 on: May 22, 2021, 10:06:21 pm »
The Russian girl probably pissed a lot of people off back home. She would get my vote if I could be arsed.

EDIT: France and Bulgaria would get my vote too. Good songs. Very well delivered.
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #195 on: May 22, 2021, 10:09:23 pm »
Iceland and Germany were stand outs for me.

Best of the rest - Cyprus, Ukraine, Lithuania, Portugal, Finland....

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« Reply #196 on: May 22, 2021, 10:09:50 pm »
Would’ve probably voted for the mental Ukraine one, or San Marino so they had to host it but it costs actual money.

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« Reply #197 on: May 22, 2021, 10:13:42 pm »
Switzerland is still my favorite and the only good structural song in this competition
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« Reply #198 on: May 22, 2021, 10:13:43 pm »
Dutch Gary Barlow singing on a fake bridge?

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« Reply #199 on: May 22, 2021, 10:14:13 pm »
I liked Portugal and France. Can see UK getting a maximum of 9 points.