Probably been said a thousand times. But Eurovision was a proper template for the ESL wasn’t it. With the richest countries all guaranteed a spot regardless of how shit they do because they pay the bills. The UK probably Arsenal in that analogy...
This guy looks and sounds like the product of a one night stand between Shakin Stevens and Kate Bush.
Crosby Nick never fails.
IT'S TURNING LEFT!
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
They either win or finish last