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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #80 on: May 22, 2021, 08:58:12 pm »
Probably been said a thousand times. But Eurovision was a proper template for the ESL wasn’t it. With the richest countries all guaranteed a spot regardless of how shit they do because they pay the bills. The UK probably Arsenal in that analogy...
Ireland are the Ajax Amsterdam of that analogy.

Except we've won this far more than Ajax have done with the European Cup.
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #81 on: May 22, 2021, 08:59:12 pm »
wheres wogan when you need him
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #82 on: May 22, 2021, 08:59:13 pm »
This guy looks and sounds like the product of a one night stand between Shakin Stevens and Kate Bush.

Shakin Bush? Very 70s vibe.

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #83 on: May 22, 2021, 08:59:14 pm »
Stop the competition and give these guys the prize.  It's done.
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #84 on: May 22, 2021, 08:59:23 pm »
Someone’s spiked me cup of tea

Wtf

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #85 on: May 22, 2021, 08:59:38 pm »
Quite liking this Iceland one.

Best one so far.
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #86 on: May 22, 2021, 08:59:42 pm »
Looks like 80's guitar keyboards are back

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #87 on: May 22, 2021, 09:00:00 pm »
I hope San Marino win. Imagine them having to host.

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #88 on: May 22, 2021, 09:00:21 pm »
Spuggie from Byker Grove on keyboards as well.
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #89 on: May 22, 2021, 09:00:46 pm »
I'm glad they were able to play

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #90 on: May 22, 2021, 09:01:07 pm »
This is very like their entry in the non-contest last year.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/VFZNvj-HfBU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/VFZNvj-HfBU</a>
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #91 on: May 22, 2021, 09:01:22 pm »
Nothing about that that isn't perfect.

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #92 on: May 22, 2021, 09:01:50 pm »
cut the music, cut the lights. This is so shite.

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #93 on: May 22, 2021, 09:02:05 pm »
All that was missing was some tear away trousers.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #94 on: May 22, 2021, 09:03:27 pm »
Bore off Seńor

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #95 on: May 22, 2021, 09:04:10 pm »
This song will still get more points than the UK

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #96 on: May 22, 2021, 09:05:19 pm »
Hope the moon doesn't crush anyone

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #97 on: May 22, 2021, 09:08:51 pm »
Moldova so boring song
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #98 on: May 22, 2021, 09:09:30 pm »
Moldova were proper shite even by the standards of this.

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #99 on: May 22, 2021, 09:10:48 pm »
The Germans giving us some real competition for last place here :lmao
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #100 on: May 22, 2021, 09:11:09 pm »
Yes Germany

Just YES!!

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #101 on: May 22, 2021, 09:11:14 pm »
Eerrrm

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #102 on: May 22, 2021, 09:11:19 pm »
😂
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #103 on: May 22, 2021, 09:11:53 pm »
I like the finger  ;D

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #104 on: May 22, 2021, 09:12:05 pm »
She's giving everyone the middle finger

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #105 on: May 22, 2021, 09:12:22 pm »
Absolutely fantastic stuff from the Germans here. Love it. Proper Eurovision. ;D
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #106 on: May 22, 2021, 09:12:53 pm »
It's funny how unfunny Germany is :D
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #107 on: May 22, 2021, 09:12:58 pm »
Oh, this is soooo good!!!

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #108 on: May 22, 2021, 09:13:07 pm »
All in on this German entry.
Sit down, shock is better taken with bent knees.

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #109 on: May 22, 2021, 09:13:18 pm »
Proper Eurovision that :lmao
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #110 on: May 22, 2021, 09:13:42 pm »
Haha loved that from Germany :lmao

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #111 on: May 22, 2021, 09:13:49 pm »
They either win or finish last

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #112 on: May 22, 2021, 09:15:25 pm »
They either win or finish last

I hope they get points from nowhere except the UK ;D
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #113 on: May 22, 2021, 09:15:36 pm »
Needs a mosh pit

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #114 on: May 22, 2021, 09:15:56 pm »
This is actually decent, nice hook.
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #115 on: May 22, 2021, 09:16:14 pm »
Finland trying with an Eurovision type of metal song
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #116 on: May 22, 2021, 09:16:16 pm »
What the fuck is that?  :o

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #117 on: May 22, 2021, 09:16:44 pm »
I'm liking this, I'm liking this a lot.
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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #118 on: May 22, 2021, 09:16:45 pm »
Good this from the Fins

Like it

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Re: Eurovision 2021 - Can the UK beat 2020's points total of 0?
« Reply #119 on: May 22, 2021, 09:17:31 pm »
This is proper teen metal from the early 00s. Very Good Charlotte/Lost Prophets musically...