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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1040 on: March 3, 2021, 10:02:01 pm »
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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1041 on: March 3, 2021, 10:03:04 pm »

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1042 on: March 3, 2021, 10:03:29 pm »
Wan-Bissaka is laughably bad.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1043 on: March 3, 2021, 10:03:32 pm »
"Superman"

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1045 on: March 3, 2021, 10:04:02 pm »
Tyler and Neville giving them credit for being "21 unbeaten away" as they come away from a two 0-0 draws and a record of ZERO wins against any top 6 team this season.

Shower of penalty dependant shite.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1046 on: March 3, 2021, 10:04:14 pm »
 ;D ;D c*nts

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1047 on: March 3, 2021, 10:04:25 pm »
United have to be the worst team in the league without Penandes
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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1048 on: March 3, 2021, 10:04:36 pm »
Well that was absolute wank.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1049 on: March 3, 2021, 10:04:48 pm »
0-0

That was liquid football!

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1050 on: March 3, 2021, 10:05:03 pm »
Was he on?
Oh! Dunno - caught a glimpse out the corner of my eye


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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1051 on: March 3, 2021, 10:05:30 pm »
0-0

That was liquid football!

Yeah, diarrhoea.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1052 on: March 3, 2021, 10:05:33 pm »
0-0

That was liquid football!
liquid excrement

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1053 on: March 3, 2021, 10:05:57 pm »
What a hoot that was
Hoping Arne can Slot right in after Klopp

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1054 on: March 3, 2021, 10:06:29 pm »
Results have been going for us lately...just hope our own can too

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1055 on: March 3, 2021, 10:06:29 pm »
God they’re shit without penalties aren’t they?

Weird fucking season this isn’t it 1 United best Southampton by 9, who beat us, who beat Palace 7-0 who comfortably drew with United. Totally normal sets of results!

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1056 on: March 3, 2021, 10:06:33 pm »
Bad Champions
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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1057 on: March 3, 2021, 10:06:47 pm »
Who thought my journey through a classic 70s wonderland of Science Fiction was better than the match?
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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1058 on: March 3, 2021, 10:06:56 pm »
Well if we win tomorrow we are 5 points behind them. Makes you think doesn’t it. We’ve been slaughtered all season for being shite, United on the other hand...

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1059 on: March 3, 2021, 10:07:41 pm »
Fouls: Palace 4-13 ManU
Yellows: Palace 1-0 ManU

Hmmmmm
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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1060 on: March 3, 2021, 10:07:47 pm »
Whoever wins out of us and Chelsea has had a great midweek.

United away at City at the weekend too. Real chance for them and Leicester to get hauled back in.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1061 on: March 3, 2021, 10:07:56 pm »
Who thought my journey through a classic 70s wonderland of Science Fiction was better than the match?
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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1062 on: March 3, 2021, 10:08:41 pm »
A truly abysmal game between 2 abysmal teams. Incredible that they're 2nd in the league.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1063 on: March 3, 2021, 10:08:53 pm »
Crazy day.  Just need us to get all 3 points tomorrow now.  Will be a tall order but we're better on our day.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1064 on: March 3, 2021, 10:09:00 pm »
They'll be blaming Klopp tonight right?
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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1066 on: March 3, 2021, 10:09:41 pm »
Neville was really panicking at the end about them getting dragged back into a top 4 fight.  Not happy.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1067 on: March 3, 2021, 10:10:22 pm »
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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1068 on: March 3, 2021, 10:10:33 pm »
Pogba was a massive difference maker for them. Eased the burden on Fernandes especially. His loss has been massive for them.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1069 on: March 3, 2021, 10:11:22 pm »
Now win tomorrow, and have these mutants lose to the Blue Mutants on Sunday

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1070 on: March 3, 2021, 10:11:46 pm »
Who thought my journey through a classic 70s wonderland of Science Fiction was better than the match?

It was a load of boring old cringey shite, commentated on by a boring old dinosaur, none of it was entertaining.

...and your stuff ;)
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1071 on: March 3, 2021, 10:11:49 pm »
Crazy day.  Just need us to get all 3 points tomorrow now.  Will be a tall order but we're better on our day.
If we win the next two and Man City beat that rabble at the weekend then we're back to within two points.  Crazy considering how badly our form has faltered.

The quality of games this season is really bad and I very much include us in that but at least we have genuine excuses.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1072 on: March 3, 2021, 10:13:01 pm »
One Step Beyond




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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1073 on: March 3, 2021, 10:14:06 pm »
It was a load of boring old cringey shite, commentated on by a boring old dinosaur, none of it was entertaining.

...and your stuff ;)

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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1074 on: March 3, 2021, 10:15:30 pm »
So who from Palace was the cheeky ref influencer pre game come on own up
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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1075 on: March 3, 2021, 10:16:05 pm »
Also Nach something.. Space Odyssey



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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1076 on: March 3, 2021, 10:16:23 pm »
So who from Palace was the cheeky ref influencer pre game come on own up



"You can fuck off, ref"
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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1077 on: March 3, 2021, 10:16:42 pm »
"I'm afraid i cant do that, Andy. There's an Owl looking for a lost Gary Cahill in that fog. If i opened the doors, the Owl might fly away."

:D
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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1078 on: March 3, 2021, 10:19:14 pm »
Also Nach something.. Space Odyssey



"Open the goal bay doors, Hal"

Always reminds me of Mysterious Cities of Gold.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 27th February-1st March
« Reply #1079 on: March 3, 2021, 10:20:00 pm »
Pogba was a massive difference maker for them. Eased the burden on Fernandes especially. His loss has been massive for them.

Is this a joke? :lmao

Ive rarely seen someone so undeservingly held in such high esteem. The lad has put in a handful of top performances since he signed for them.