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Darwin awards 2020
« on: February 23, 2020, 09:49:21 am »
Sewn up in February, I reckon.

'Mad' Mike Hughes dies after crash-landing homemade rocket https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51602655

I had read about this guy several times before. Wanted to propel himself into space to prove the earth is flat.

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A US daredevil pilot has been killed during an attempted launch of a homemade rocket in the Californian desert.
"Mad" Mike Hughes, 64, crash-landed his steam-powered rocket shortly after take-off near Barstow on Saturday.
A video on social media shows a rocket being fired into the sky before plummeting to the ground nearby.
Hughes was well-known for his belief that the Earth was flat. He hoped to prove his theory by going to space.

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2020, 09:55:52 am »
Show me the video dude    :)

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2020, 10:24:11 am »
Thanks Rob.

Well, he didn't get far did he?   I've flown a kite higher than that    ;)

Some of the comments on youtube are hilarious. 

Mad Mike and his assistants built the homemade rocket in his backyard, spending around $18,000 (£14,000).   Maybe he should have invested a couple of hundred on a decent parachute ehh.

RIP Mad Mike    :(

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2020, 10:33:46 am »
Thanks Rob.

Well, he didn't get far did he?   I've flown a kite higher than that    ;)

Some of the comments on youtube are hilarious. 

Mad Mike and his assistants built the homemade rocket in his backyard, spending around $18,000 (£14,000).   Maybe he should have invested a couple of hundred on a decent parachute ehh.

RIP Mad Mike    :(

It is sad when someone who was talented dies, people like him add to the enjoyment of being alive. Brilliant that he made a steam powered rocket too.

RIP mad Mike
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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2020, 10:45:59 am »
Thanks Rob.

Well, he didn't get far did he?   I've flown a kite higher than that    ;)

Some of the comments on youtube are hilarious. 

Mad Mike and his assistants built the homemade rocket in his backyard, spending around $18,000 (£14,000).   Maybe he should have invested a couple of hundred on a decent parachute ehh.

RIP Mad Mike    :(

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2020, 01:23:21 pm »
Sewn up in February, I reckon.

'Mad' Mike Hughes dies after crash-landing homemade rocket https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51602655

I had read about this guy several times before. Wanted to propel himself into space to prove the earth is flat.

Well, he proved it was hard.

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2020, 01:30:43 pm »
Clear evidence of a flat earth. The rocket goes up, crashes into the firmament and falls to earth.

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2020, 01:46:41 pm »
Clear evidence of a flat earth. The rocket goes up, crashes into the firmament and falls to earth.

Man ends up flat.


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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2020, 01:57:34 pm »
It is sad when someone who was talented dies, people like him add to the enjoyment of being alive. Brilliant that he made a steam powered rocket too.

RIP mad Mike

Disagree, the world lost a moron, boo hoo

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2020, 05:54:54 pm »
Disagree, the world lost a moron, boo hoo

I read up on him, he decided to see for himself whether the earth was flat or not, he wasn't actually saying it was flat, just that he was undecided after research, so wanted to see it with his own eyes. I'd love to have the skills to build a rocket and fly up and see it for myself.

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2020, 06:00:21 pm »
I read up on him, he decided to see for himself whether the earth was flat or not, he wasn't actually saying it was flat, just that he was undecided after research, so wanted to see it with his own eyes. I'd love to have the skills to build a rocket and fly up and see it for myself.

Now if anyone of a load of Tories was to die.............................

If you are undecided on whether the Earth is flat, you are a moron.

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2020, 06:36:09 pm »
If you are undecided on whether the Earth is flat, you are a moron.

He flew a rocket over a pub, what have you done?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2020, 06:37:58 pm »
He flew a rocket over a pub, what have you done?
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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2020, 07:03:24 pm »
He flew a rocket over a pub, what have you done?

Plenty of moronic things, that's for sure.

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2020, 07:57:37 pm »
I read up on him, he decided to see for himself whether the earth was flat or not, he wasn't actually saying it was flat, just that he was undecided after research, so wanted to see it with his own eyes. I'd love to have the skills to build a rocket and fly up and see it for myself.

Now if anyone of a load of Tories was to die.............................

He wished he had the skills to build a rocket too...

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2020, 08:47:12 pm »
He wished he had the skills to build a rocket too...
. . . .  and I think it's gonna be a long, long time    :(

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2020, 10:39:08 pm »
If you are undecided on whether the Earth is flat, you are a moron.


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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2020, 10:42:39 pm »
I mean, what an utter cock.

A weather balloon , some helium and a Go Pro and he could have proved the same thing.

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2020, 09:01:14 am »
I mean, what an utter cock.

A weather balloon , some helium and a Go Pro and he could have proved the same thing.

Or go on holiday and look out the plane window...

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2020, 09:11:22 am »
Thomas Edison conducted thousands of failed experiments before the light bulb.

No doubts he was labled a moron     ;)

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2020, 09:12:49 am »
Or go on holiday and look out the plane window...

You're not high enough as you don't get a big enough field of vision out of a plane window - apparently the beach is a better place.

He wished he had the skills to build a rocket too...

Harsh ;D

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2020, 09:16:12 am »
Thomas Edison conducted thousands of failed experiments before the light bulb.

No doubts he was labled a moron     ;)
According to Rutgers, Myth Buster: Edison's 10,000 attempts, "The source of the story about Edison trying thousands of experiments or materials is probably an 1890 interview in Harper's Monthly Magazine."

The exact quote by Edison:

"I speak without exaggeration when I say that I have constructed three thousand different theories in connection with the electric light, each one of them reasonable and apparently to be true. Yet only in two cases did my experiments prove the truth of my theory. My chief difficulty, as perhaps you know, was in constructing the carbon filament, the incandescence of which is the source of the light."

The Rutgers article also describes another quote by Edison in a 1910 biography as it relates to Edison's later work on storage batteries.

The book quotes Edison's friend and associate Walter S. Mallory:

"I said: 'Isn't it a shame that with the tremendous amount of work you have done you haven't been able to get any results?' Edison turned on me like a flash, and with a smile replied: 'Results! Why, man, I have gotten lots of results! I know several thousand things that won't work!'"

The Thomas A. Edison Papers of Rutgers University is probably the most reliable source of information on Thomas Edison.


 . . . . . . and Mad Mike has a result, he knows what doesn't work    :(

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2020, 09:47:21 am »
. . . . . . and Mad Mike has a result, he knows what doesn't work    :(

His vital organs?

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2020, 10:42:53 am »
It is sad when someone who was talented dies, people like him add to the enjoyment of being alive. Brilliant that he made a steam powered rocket too.

RIP mad Mike

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #25 on: February 24, 2020, 11:17:42 am »
His website
https://madmikehughes.com/


1st thing you see is 'The worlds greatest daredevil'  and 'The real rocketman'    :D

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #26 on: February 24, 2020, 11:35:19 am »
Or go on holiday and look out the plane window...

No, no, no. Those plane windows are curved, therefore making it look like the horizon is curving*



*actual flat-earther argument.
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Re: Darwin awards 2020
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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #28 on: February 24, 2020, 12:11:26 pm »
Stop all fires  :lmao :lmao
He probably thought that one up when one of his hairbrained idea's burned his house down    :)

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #29 on: February 24, 2020, 01:14:34 pm »
No, no, no. Those plane windows are curved, therefore making it look like the horizon is curving*



*actual flat-earther argument.

Cringe, I've heard that one used seriously!!

The Ancient Greeks noticed the curve of the earth as boats would vanish over the horizon. This fella couldn't even think of that.

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #30 on: February 24, 2020, 01:28:42 pm »
nah



Having seen that, then Nah, fuck him.

Sounds just like Trump, can we get that c*nt to go in the next rocket?
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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #31 on: February 24, 2020, 01:35:39 pm »
Having seen that, then Nah, fuck him.

Sounds just like Trump, can we get that c*nt to go in the next rocket?
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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #32 on: February 24, 2020, 01:38:18 pm »
This guy sounds like a really shit, modern day, real-life version of the Baltimore Gun Club in the Jules Verne novel 'De le terre a la' a Luna,) where they aimed to build a cannon powerful enough to shoot themselves to the moon.

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #33 on: February 24, 2020, 04:45:47 pm »
I mean, what an utter cock.

A weather balloon , some helium and a Go Pro and he could have proved the same thing.

You clearly don’t ‘get’ America. Why send a go pro up on a weather balloon when you can strap yourself to a rocket?

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #34 on: February 24, 2020, 04:46:47 pm »
You clearly don’t ‘get’ America. Why send a go pro up on a weather balloon when you can strap yourself to a rocket?

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #35 on: February 24, 2020, 06:10:55 pm »
nah



Ah well - full of hot air and now killed by his own steam rocket.

If only the Yanks understood irony.

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #36 on: February 24, 2020, 06:39:35 pm »
Hmm I don’t agree with his fire stopping policy, but I do approve of his traffic stopping policy.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #37 on: February 24, 2020, 06:59:27 pm »
I think it’s gonna be a long long time before someone tries a similar stunt.

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Re: Darwin awards 2020
« Reply #38 on: February 24, 2020, 08:42:16 pm »
I've watched a lot of flat earth theories lately on SciManDan's YouTube channel. One thing I've definitely learned is that flat earth people don't have the best relationship with science. So the result of this "experiment" is not very surprising...

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