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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22600 on: January 28, 2024, 11:46:09 am »
Restaurants, plural.

well reorganising all of that is going to be a ballache so I don't blame him now.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22601 on: January 28, 2024, 11:57:21 am »
Why do I feel like there is another twist in the tail?
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22602 on: January 28, 2024, 11:59:08 am »
Why do I feel like there is another twist in the tail?

Because you’re a doubting Thomas. Chill.

Or set the alarm for 4am tomorrow!

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22603 on: January 28, 2024, 12:00:34 pm »
Why do I feel like there is another twist in the tail?

Nah they'll be fine

What a day of Test cricket though eh. Every so often it just pulls you to one side and smacks you over the head with its brilliance
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22604 on: January 28, 2024, 12:01:23 pm »
Wow, what a win
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22605 on: January 28, 2024, 12:01:25 pm »
Brilliant England
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22606 on: January 28, 2024, 12:01:35 pm »
Fucking get in, what a performance

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22607 on: January 28, 2024, 12:01:41 pm »
Madness from Siraj
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22608 on: January 28, 2024, 12:01:55 pm »
good man siraj. done everyone a favour in making them not have to come back tomorrow.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22609 on: January 28, 2024, 12:01:55 pm »
Wow! England's greatest ever overseas test victory.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22610 on: January 28, 2024, 12:02:10 pm »
One of the great wins for England. Remarkable
It's wonderful, it's marvellous, it's 3-3

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22611 on: January 28, 2024, 12:02:38 pm »
What an absolute hero

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22612 on: January 28, 2024, 12:02:58 pm »
Brilliant win England, well played.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22613 on: January 28, 2024, 12:03:15 pm »
Get the fuck in!!!!

India have never lost a test match after a first innings lead of over 100 - well they have now!
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22614 on: January 28, 2024, 12:03:22 pm »
Incredible!

Didn’t we win the first Test there on the last tour too? Still, that’s way beyond expectations and gives India something to think about.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22615 on: January 28, 2024, 12:03:25 pm »
190 run deficit on first innings and you manage to win, unbelievable
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22616 on: January 28, 2024, 12:03:50 pm »
What was he thinking...

Good game though.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22617 on: January 28, 2024, 12:04:13 pm »
@MCMattSally
As we all thought before the year started, the ICC Men’s Test Player Of The Year 2024 is going to be a battle between Shamar Joseph and Tom Hartley.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22618 on: January 28, 2024, 12:04:17 pm »
Wow! England's greatest ever overseas test victory.

seen all the others in the last 140odd years have you?

hahaha

It's a magnificent win but hold off on words like 'best ever'.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22619 on: January 28, 2024, 12:05:13 pm »
@MCMattSally
As we all thought before the year started, the ICC Men’s Test Player Of The Year 2024 is going to be a battle between Shamar Joseph and Tom Hartley.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22620 on: January 28, 2024, 12:05:39 pm »
Unbelievable!

And what a day of Test cricket. This always happens. Someone pronounces that it's on its least legs and then....BOOM.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22621 on: January 28, 2024, 12:07:45 pm »
Unbelievable!

And what a day of Test cricket. This always happens. Someone pronounces that it's on its least legs and then....BOOM.
It's the best format by a mile, anyone who appreciates the game can see that
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22622 on: January 28, 2024, 12:08:33 pm »
Incredible!

Didn’t we win the first Test there on the last tour too? Still, that’s way beyond expectations and gives India something to think about.

Yeah I think so. India have no wins in 3 home tests now
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22623 on: January 28, 2024, 12:08:36 pm »
Remarkable win by England and by the Windies!

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22624 on: January 28, 2024, 12:09:31 pm »
Apologies to Tom Hartley for my sniffy and dismissive post on Day One. I feel ashamed.

Is that humble Yorkshire pie that I'm hearing being munched? I bet it tastes nice though?
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22625 on: January 28, 2024, 12:11:02 pm »
God, this sets up the series doesn't it?

Can Hartley sustain this do we think?
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22626 on: January 28, 2024, 12:11:36 pm »
Is that humble Yorkshire pie that I'm hearing being munched? I bet it tastes nice though?
 ;D

Never had it before. Very odd taste in truth.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22627 on: January 28, 2024, 12:11:46 pm »
That is a brilliant win and a great comeback from Hartley.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22628 on: January 28, 2024, 12:13:02 pm »
Nothing jammy about that from Hartley, got England out of a very sticky situation there.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22629 on: January 28, 2024, 12:15:43 pm »
Nothing jammy about that from Hartley, got England out of a very sticky situation there.

Bowled well 2nd innings, just needs to sort his hare out

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22630 on: January 28, 2024, 12:17:59 pm »
Bowled well 2nd innings, just needs to sort his hare out

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22631 on: January 28, 2024, 12:24:49 pm »
Nothing jammy about that from Hartley, got England out of a very sticky situation there.

Yes that will taste sweet.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22632 on: January 28, 2024, 12:25:43 pm »
they do love a presentation. bonus points for that one 'trophy' being dropped on the floor.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22633 on: January 28, 2024, 12:32:47 pm »
Bowled well 2nd innings, just needs to sort his hare out

Not enough iron, hasn't been eating enough carrots.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22634 on: January 28, 2024, 12:37:05 pm »
The hair does seemed to modelled on Cole Palmer's 21st century comb-over.
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22635 on: January 28, 2024, 01:43:30 pm »
It's the best format by a mile, anyone who appreciates the game can see that

Without doubt sir.

Cant believe India lost from that position at home against that side we had out.

Not sure Bashir comes in for Leach though probably Robinson/Anderson.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22636 on: January 28, 2024, 02:04:11 pm »
Jingle bells, jingle bells
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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22637 on: January 28, 2024, 02:17:44 pm »
Bowled well 2nd innings, just needs to sort his hare out

Nico de Boinville hasn’t ridden since last year and it’s apparently an injury. Begs the question - have he and Tom Hartley ever been seen in the same location?

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22638 on: January 28, 2024, 05:28:21 pm »
Fair dues England. Sets it up now.

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Re: The England Cricket Thread - 2024
« Reply #22639 on: January 28, 2024, 06:32:45 pm »
It's the best format by a mile, anyone who appreciates the game can see that

Outside of anything liverpool related, it's the best format of any sport, I can understand why non-fans of cricket hate it, but as a purist, its absolutely marvellous