Author Topic: The English Football Poker/Brinkmanship/Chicken/FFS Draft - Rules and Round 11 (Read 27803 times)

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #321 on:** July 30, 2019, 11:48:04 pm »

6 Ringers left - hmmmm whom might they choose? hmmmmm

4 Firmino's
2 Son's
2 Hazard's

Clusterfuck in aisle 3, pick up.

Jonas O'face Olsson gets through along with former LFC defender Gary Ablett... Our CB curse is over.

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #322 on:** July 31, 2019, 12:23:49 am »

Quote from: mikey_LFC on July 30, 2019, 11:27:46 pm

Some really good options still left this round.

The best two being Salah and Sterling obviously. But Alli, Mkhitaryan, Willian, Pedro, Mahrez, Mata are all there. Plus people like Eriksen, Bernardo Silva, Sane, Lacazette, Aubameyang, Ozil and more from other positions still to go.

Should be easy enough for everyone to get through and not stray close to my man Lucas Moura!

Yeah, Mikey, go for Eriksen. Free hit

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #323 on:** July 31, 2019, 12:27:34 am »

Quote from: mikey_LFC on July 30, 2019, 11:37:06 pm

Also just noticed, still loads of ringers left. Wonder if we all had the same idea. Could make it tricky to miss each other!

Who's got the balls to play their ringer at LW?

Or even super sub?

Something Worse · « **Reply #324 on:** July 31, 2019, 12:30:21 am »

ROBERT YOU SON OF A BITCH I TOLD YOU I WAS TAKING HAZARD

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #325 on:** July 31, 2019, 12:38:06 am »

Quote from: Claus on July 31, 2019, 12:30:21 am

ROBERT YOU SON OF A BITCH I TOLD YOU I WAS TAKING HAZARD

I warned you back. And my Mark Strong gif was much more menacing than the wimp you put up. I'm not angry just disappointed Santa

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #326 on:** July 31, 2019, 12:39:38 am »

This draft is aging me by the minute

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #327 on:** July 31, 2019, 12:41:16 am »

Quote from: deFacto on July 31, 2019, 12:39:38 am

This draft is aging me by the minute

I think we'll get Christmas out of it, De. Hope Claus doesn't have to do one early

Something Worse · « **Reply #328 on:** July 31, 2019, 12:42:45 am »

Quote from: vivabobbycurmudgeongraham on July 31, 2019, 12:38:06 am

I warned you back. And my Mark Strong gif was much more menacing than the wimp you put up. I'm not angry just disappointed Santa

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #329 on:** July 31, 2019, 12:52:16 am »

Quote from: Claus on July 31, 2019, 12:42:45 am

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #330 on:** July 31, 2019, 01:25:12 am »

If what I have in mind works I'll piss myself laughing

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #331 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:35:30 am »

Cock Blocking Bastards - Mirror on the Wall, who is the biggest cock blocker of all.

Round 1 - It Starts Like A Schoolyard Fistfight

Vishwa-Max (Kepa)
deFacto-FuckingAppalled-Mikey-Adz (Alisson)
Viva-LCH (Lloris)

Round 2 - Duck and Move

deFacto-LCH-Viva-Max-Adz (Fabianski)
Mikey-Adz (Fabinho)
Trend/Cha-deFacto-LCH (Azpilicueta)

Round 3 - Someone has SARS (Shit Ain't Right Syndrome)

Mikey-LCH (Periera)
FuckAppalled-Mikey-deFacto (Vertongen)

Round 4 - The Void

FuckAppalled-Viva-Claus-Trend/Cha-Adz (Gomez)
deFacto-Max (Kompany)

Round 5 - Cleverness & More Cleverness

Mikey-Trend/Cha (Tony Adams)
FuckAppalled-deFacto-Max (Desailly)
LCH-Viva (Rio Ferdinand)
deFacto-Adz (Fabian Schar)
Claus-Trend/Cha (Harry Maguire)

Round 6 - Center Mid You Later

Mikey-FuckAppalled-Max-Trend/Cha (Des Walker)
deFacto-Trend/Cha-Adz (Nathan Ake)
Max-Vishwa (Patrick Vieira)
Mikey-LCH-Trend/Cha (N Golo Kante)

Round 7 - CM - Back to the Future (Marty McFly Meets Hegazi)

deFacto-Trend/Cha (Hegazi)
Fuckappalled-Trend/Cha (Stephane Henchoz)
Adz-Vishwa (Cristiano Ronaldo)
Viva-deFacto (Cesc Fabregas)

Round 8 - CM Attack of the Cock Blocker

Fuckappalled-deFacto-Vishwa-Trend/Cha (Bobby Firmino)
deFacto-Adz (Nigel De Jong)
Max-LCH (Son Heung Min)
Viva-Claus (Eden Hazard)

2 way cock blocks 3 way cock blocks 4 way cock blocks 5 way cock block Total

Adz 4 1 1 2 8

Claus 2 0 0 1 3

deFacto 6 3 1 1 11

FuckA 1 2 3 1 7

LCH 4 1 0 1 6

Max 5 1 1 1 8

Mikey 4 3 1 0 8

Trend/Cha 4 3 1 1 9

Vishwa 3 0 0 0 3

Viva 4 0 0 1 5

Round Best Pick Drafter

1 Ederson Trend/Chakan
2 Gerrard Fucking Applauding
3 Laporte Adz
4 Rudiger LovelyCushionedHeader
5 Staam Adz
6 Fernandinho VivaBobbyGraham
7 Alonso/Lampard/Modric/Masherano Tie
8 Mane/Gini Adz/Mikey

Here's to Claus and Vishwa, they deserve Mo Salah!!!!

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #332 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:27:09 am »

That might be the greatest post in the history of this forum

Hahaha

At least I'm winning in something HA

Something Worse · « **Reply #333 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:27:47 am »

Delighted to be officially awarded Mo Salah, thanks guys

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #334 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:32:42 am »

Quote from: deFacto on July 31, 2019, 03:27:09 am

That might be the greatest post in the history of this forum Hahaha

At least I'm winning in something HA

Tell your better half that you are among the elite 2-way cock blocks to ever pick in a Sheep's draft (6 in 8 rounds - has never be done before)!!!!

If that is not persuasive enough, then I do not know what is!

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #335 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:36:50 am »

She'll be delighted hahaha

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #336 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:53:50 am »

Quote from: deFacto on July 31, 2019, 03:36:50 am

She'll be delighted hahaha

We aim to please here at the publication for cock blocking (pube-f-cock-blo for short).

Our subscriptions have been down lately, which is fucking appalling on all fronts and Chak's my nutsack, but with more Adz revenue and writing to max of our efforts, I am sure we can produce enough joie-de-viva, run-on Claus(es), and whoopie cushioned headers. Long term trends are high when we look at the de facts. Only a total Jersey City Klepto from the LFsea would have issues against our circulation.

Signed,

Mikey Vishwa - Cock blocking author of the people!

Just wanted to remind everyone this was written for your amusement (ahem must have been missed in the melee of cock blocks).

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #337 on:** July 31, 2019, 06:52:16 am »

Quote from: Claus on July 31, 2019, 03:27:47 am

Delighted to be officially awarded Mo Salah, thanks guys

You know that's not gonna happen....move on

Something Worse · « **Reply #338 on:** July 31, 2019, 06:55:54 am »

Quote from: vivabobbycurmudgeongraham on July 31, 2019, 06:52:16 am

You know that's not gonna happen....move on

Read the thread, it was agreed upon.

mikey_LFC · « **Reply #339 on:** July 31, 2019, 07:39:12 am »

Quote from: vivabobbycurmudgeongraham on July 31, 2019, 12:23:49 am

Yeah, Mikey, go for Eriksen. Free hit

Haha didn’t see him on my scan through. Point still holds. Loads of players so avoid Moura.

El Lobo · « **Reply #340 on:** July 31, 2019, 07:56:08 am »

Quote from: vivabobbycurmudgeongraham on July 31, 2019, 06:52:16 am

You know that's not gonna happen....move on

Well he defo won’t be getting him

LovelyCushionedHeader · « **Reply #341 on:** July 31, 2019, 08:47:50 am »

I don't know what I'm doing anymore.

Anyone picking an Everton AM or a Man City RW, give me a shout first as I've already picked!!

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #342 on:** July 31, 2019, 10:18:15 am »

Quote from: Claus on July 31, 2019, 06:55:54 am

Read the thread, it was agreed upon.

OK..

LovelyCushionedHeader · « **Reply #343 on:** July 31, 2019, 10:43:24 am »

Are we allowed to change picks? Asking for a friend...

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #344 on:** July 31, 2019, 01:08:13 pm »

Quote from: LovelyCushionedHeader on July 31, 2019, 10:43:24 am

Are we allowed to change picks? Asking for a friend...

Only if you sacrifice your household pet

mikey_LFC · « **Reply #345 on:** July 31, 2019, 01:43:20 pm »

Quote from: deFacto on July 31, 2019, 01:08:13 pm

Only if you sacrifice your household pet

Damn I haven't got one. Will you except my wife or kids?

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #346 on:** July 31, 2019, 01:46:52 pm »

Quote from: mikey_LFC on July 31, 2019, 01:43:20 pm

Damn I haven't got one. Will you except my wife or kids?

We're not maniacs, animals only

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #347 on:** July 31, 2019, 01:50:33 pm »

Quote from: LovelyCushionedHeader on July 31, 2019, 10:43:24 am

Are we allowed to change picks? Asking for a friend...

Yes, everyone change their picks at once.

Friend of a friend says that a cousin of a sister's boyfriend saw Mo Salah at 31 flavors last night. must be pretty serious.

LovelyCushionedHeader · « **Reply #348 on:** July 31, 2019, 01:59:50 pm »

Quote from: Trendisnotdestiny on July 31, 2019, 01:50:33 pm

Yes, everyone change their picks at once.

Friend of a friend says that a cousin of a sister's boyfriend saw Mo Salah at 31 flavors last night. must be pretty serious.

Lets just start the whole thing again.

I'll take Alisson.

mikey_LFC · « **Reply #349 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:08:59 pm »

Sorry think I caused some confusion. Just been alerted that I originally said I'd go for Pedro and then said I'd go for Moura.

I went for Lucas Moura not Pedro.

Clearly forgot who I'd originally decided to choose myself by the time I posted / selected!

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #350 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:26:19 pm »

Quote from: mikey_LFC on July 31, 2019, 02:08:59 pm

Sorry think I caused some confusion. Just been alerted that I originally said I'd go for Pedro and then said I'd go for Moura.

I went for Lucas Moura not Pedro.

Clearly forgot who I'd originally decided to choose myself by the time I posted / selected!

That's too bad on the Lucas Moura front, as I have heard through the grapevine, others have taken.

Choices, choices, choices! A lot of talent in the top 6 RW's to double up on consciously. Be careful

Elzar · « **Reply #351 on:** July 31, 2019, 02:34:19 pm »

Did anyone go for Bebe?

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #352 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:00:30 pm »

Quote from: mikey_LFC on July 31, 2019, 02:08:59 pm

Sorry think I caused some confusion. Just been alerted that I originally said I'd go for Pedro and then said I'd go for Moura.

I went for Lucas Moura not Pedro.

Clearly forgot who I'd originally decided to choose myself by the time I posted / selected!

mikey_LFC · « **Reply #353 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:04:43 pm »

Why would you lie? It just gives people a better chance of picking who you actually picked.

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #354 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:10:20 pm »

Quote from: mikey_LFC on July 31, 2019, 03:04:43 pm

Why would you lie? It just gives people a better chance of picking who you actually picked.

2-Way and 3-Way Cock Block Specialist --- living in the shadow of our King deFacto (2-way).

deFacto please, you bastards · « **Reply #355 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:14:39 pm »

For once, please the lot of yous stay away from my picks

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #356 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:16:45 pm »

Quote from: mikey_LFC on July 31, 2019, 02:08:59 pm

Sorry think I caused some confusion. Just been alerted that I originally said I'd go for Pedro and then said I'd go for Moura.

I went for Lucas Moura not Pedro.

Clearly forgot who I'd originally decided to choose myself by the time I posted / selected!

Trendisnotdestiny · « **Reply #357 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:18:57 pm »

Quote from: Elzar on July 31, 2019, 02:34:19 pm

Did anyone go for Bebe?

I think Frazier did, but that was a long time ago, man.

mikey_LFC · « **Reply #358 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:19:18 pm »

Quote from: Trendisnotdestiny on July 31, 2019, 03:10:20 pm

I’ve been very honest about my picks each round. I’ve only differed when people said they’re choosing that pick directly to me, e.g. Trent at right back.

I’m more in the blocked rather than blocker camp.

So if someone has picked Moura let me know, I'm happy to change but if you lie I'll just have more chance of blocking you!

LovelyCushionedHeader · « **Reply #359 on:** July 31, 2019, 03:19:20 pm »

Quote from: deFacto on July 31, 2019, 03:14:39 pm

For once, please the lot of yous stay away from my picks

You'll have to tell us who you picked to ensure that..!