Author Topic: Best Tory Leader to get us out of this mess..? Who do we think..? (Read 2315 times)

Andy @ Allerton! · « **on:** May 26, 2019, 05:55:14 pm »

I'm going to throw my hat in the ring early..

Larry the Cat for me

Pluses:

* More intelligent than any Tory MP
* Honest with mice
* Doesn't talk shite like the rest of them

drmick · « **Reply #1 on:** May 26, 2019, 06:00:41 pm »

We have a thread already for this.

Iska · « **Reply #2 on:** May 26, 2019, 06:05:08 pm »

Larry the Cat is a civil servant and hence politically neutral. Think again.

Red-Soldier · « **Reply #3 on:** May 26, 2019, 06:07:45 pm »

Quote from: drmick on May 26, 2019, 06:00:41 pm

We have a thread already for this.

It's Andy FFS. It's what he does.

He's probably miffed that he wasn't the one that started it.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #4 on:** May 26, 2019, 06:11:51 pm »

Quote from: drmick on May 26, 2019, 06:00:41 pm

We have a thread already for this.

Apologies Dr. Mick. I thought that was a joke thread as it didn't include Larry the Cat.

Mods: Please move my sensible suggestion to the joke thread.

Banquo's Ghost · « **Reply #5 on:** May 26, 2019, 10:18:34 pm »

Lush is the best medicine... · « **Reply #6 on:** May 26, 2019, 11:55:05 pm »

More seriously heseltine

hide5seek · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2019, 12:42:29 am »

Quote from: Lush is the best medicine... on May 26, 2019, 11:55:05 pm

More seriously heseltine

Clarke, surely?

Lush is the best medicine... · « **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2019, 01:05:45 am »

Quote from: hide5seek on May 27, 2019, 12:42:29 am

Clarke, surely?

tobias Elwood on bbc seems to be pretty sane, even if don’t particularly agree with him he’s not a total fuckwit

Skeeve · « **Reply #9 on:** May 27, 2019, 02:55:08 am »

Quote from: Lush is the best medicine... on May 27, 2019, 01:05:45 am

tobias Elwood on bbc seems to be pretty sane, even if don’t particularly agree with him he’s not a total fuckwit

So you are saying he's got no chance then?

Shankly998 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 27, 2019, 10:57:42 am »

Probably this Tory c*nt

Red-Soldier · « **Reply #11 on:** May 27, 2019, 11:20:01 am »

Quote from: Shankly998 on May 27, 2019, 10:57:42 am

Probably this Tory c*nt

The new Dr Who

Iska · « **Reply #12 on:** May 27, 2019, 11:34:34 am »

Quote from: Shankly998 on May 27, 2019, 10:57:42 am

He’s absolutely dying to bust out a gangsta sign there.

Fortneef · « **Reply #13 on:** May 27, 2019, 12:39:33 pm »

He looks like Skeletor fucked a chimp

I think the best hope is the combination of second ref and an absolutely hateful brexiteer in no.10
Someone who can push grumpy Leave Mackems etc to the other side

Fortneef · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2019, 11:45:33 am »

I have been unfair to Mr Stewart, he is the least bad of all the tories by quite a way. Almost seems he joined the wrong party.

Circa1892 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2019, 11:57:16 am »

Quote from: Fortneef on May 30, 2019, 11:45:33 am

I have been unfair to Mr Stewart, he is the least bad of all the tories by quite a way. Almost seems he joined the wrong party.

Looks like a born Lib Dem.

Fortneef · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2019, 12:42:57 pm »

Quote from: Circa1892 on May 30, 2019, 11:57:16 am

Looks like a born Lib Dem.

He's got the runny egg eyes.

Andy · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2019, 01:03:28 pm »

Hammond.

vagabond · « **Reply #18 on:** May 30, 2019, 01:06:01 pm »

https://twitter.com/RupertMyers/status/1133966733486755840

Andy · « **Reply #19 on:** May 30, 2019, 01:16:26 pm »

Quote from: vagabond on May 30, 2019, 01:06:01 pm

https://twitter.com/RupertMyers/status/1133966733486755840

Shame he is talking about doing a deal rather than canning Brexit, but at least he understands it, can explain it and is honest about it.

vagabond · « **Reply #20 on:** May 30, 2019, 01:21:59 pm »

Quote from: Andy on May 30, 2019, 01:16:26 pm

Shame he is talking about doing a deal rather than canning Brexit, but at least he understands it, can explain it and is honest about it.

I agree, but this may be the best we can hope for from a tory.

Circa1892 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 30, 2019, 01:22:51 pm »

Quote from: vagabond on May 30, 2019, 01:21:59 pm

I agree, but this may be the best we can hope for from a tory.

It's also substantially more informed and realistic than anything coming from the Labour front bench (with the exception of Starmer...)

killer-heels · « **Reply #22 on:** May 30, 2019, 02:29:29 pm »

Quote from: vagabond on May 30, 2019, 01:06:01 pm

https://twitter.com/RupertMyers/status/1133966733486755840

Fucking hell thats as clear and as concise as any politician has explained a No Deal scenario.

He even nailed that dickhead Minford.

cissesbeard · « **Reply #23 on:** May 30, 2019, 02:36:04 pm »

Quote from: a treeless whopper on May 30, 2019, 02:29:29 pm

Fucking hell thats as clear and as concise as any politician has explained a No Deal scenario.

totally - i'd be amazed if anyone can promote a no deal, Brexit at all costs after seeing that.
although every leave voter I've spoken to is showing no signs of changing their mind, they just repeat 'we had a vote, betrayal, know what we voted for.....'

Jiminy Cricket · « **Reply #24 on:** May 30, 2019, 04:26:15 pm »

Quote from: vagabond on May 30, 2019, 01:06:01 pm

https://twitter.com/RupertMyers/status/1133966733486755840

I have a general dislike for analogies. I cannot stand shit analogies. 3 bin bags in a small bin - FFS. I don't have much issue with a lot of what Rory Stewart said. But please, avoid shit analogies. I very nearly stopped watching the interview at that point.