I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Never seen him playing I think. But looks like a good player.
Hopefully the kick up the arse needed, totally deserved that defeat
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
Worst performance of the season by some distance, and the worst performance in ages. I don't even remember the last time we played this badly. As the saying goes, we were lucky to get nil. Shocking. Play like this against City and we're in for an absolute dicking. That was the absolute worst possible preparation for City.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.
Got played off the park. That is a very good Napoli side. We didn't turn up and paid for it. That midfield was very poor. No control, no platform to attack. Very one dimensional. Front three isolated and never in the game. Onto the next game.