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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2017, 01:05:27 pm »
Damn you David de gea

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #41 on: October 14, 2017, 01:05:28 pm »
34' Degea with a brilliant save, Phil rinses the defence, Salah can't convert rebound.
If that twat isn't in the net, it's 1-0.
And tbf, should be anyway
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #42 on: October 14, 2017, 01:07:05 pm »
36' Lukaku getting frustrated with his lack of ball time, shocking challenge.
But no card.
FML
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #43 on: October 14, 2017, 01:07:14 pm »
How Lukaku doesn't get a yellow there....

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #44 on: October 14, 2017, 01:07:30 pm »
36' Lukaku getting frustrated with his lack of ball time, shocking challenge.
But no card.
FML

The fuck was that about. Couldn't have been a clearer booking offence if he'd chibbed him with a broken slate.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #45 on: October 14, 2017, 01:08:16 pm »
That foul on Gomez was just incredible. It gets kicked into the air and the ref speaks to Hendo before do nothing about Lukaku.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #46 on: October 14, 2017, 01:09:02 pm »
"Sign on.... sign on........." *yawn*

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #47 on: October 14, 2017, 01:09:49 pm »
38' Corner to Utd.
Cleared by Moreno.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #48 on: October 14, 2017, 01:09:50 pm »
Can we just take a moment to think about that gorgeous Coutinho pass before, that is what will unlock this United defence today. Total beauty it was.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #49 on: October 14, 2017, 01:10:51 pm »
Thanks Atkinson for giving United plenty of time to recover - twat

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #50 on: October 14, 2017, 01:11:01 pm »
Can we just take a moment to think about that gorgeous Coutinho pass before, that is what will unlock this United defence today. Total beauty it was.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #51 on: October 14, 2017, 01:11:11 pm »
41' Snap shot by Mo, straight at Degea.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #52 on: October 14, 2017, 01:12:39 pm »
42' Utd scared to death of Phil.
He evades 4 players but his cross only finds Degea.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #53 on: October 14, 2017, 01:14:09 pm »
43' Lukaku through and lets fly with a shot.
Saved by Migs.
He should score, good save, parries it away from danger
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #54 on: October 14, 2017, 01:14:32 pm »
Fantastic stop of a hell of a shot by a hell of a shotstopper.......

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #55 on: October 14, 2017, 01:14:55 pm »
43' Lukaku through and lets fly with a shot.
Saved by Migs.
He should score, good save, parries it away from danger

Really good save from Migs

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #56 on: October 14, 2017, 01:15:34 pm »
Lukaku backheels Lovren in the face. Not obvious enough for the ref.
But we know........
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #57 on: October 14, 2017, 01:16:33 pm »
HT 0-0
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13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #58 on: October 14, 2017, 01:17:13 pm »
This game has red card written all over it, its the only thing that makes me nervous.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #59 on: October 14, 2017, 01:32:47 pm »
45' - Had the better of the 1st half, hope we can improve on that in the 2nd. Mancs kick off earn a throw in. We clear and start to move the ball forward but lose it. Goes back to de gea who lumps it forward. 

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #60 on: October 14, 2017, 01:32:59 pm »
We are watering the pitch during the break.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #61 on: October 14, 2017, 01:34:09 pm »
46' - Jones error and Firmino nicks it - out to Phil who works into the box, but Firmino flagged off on the return ball. Didn't make it to the back of the net in any event.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #62 on: October 14, 2017, 01:34:45 pm »
47' - Valencia clatters Phil in our half. FK and we work the ball around.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #63 on: October 14, 2017, 01:35:59 pm »
48' - Phil, Gini and Bobby combine well. Bobby takes a shot but it's deflected into the side netting. Salah hits it against Young and it's a throwin. Young fouls and  FK lofted over Lovren's head. We canna do nowt but the ball recycles and we remain in around their box.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #64 on: October 14, 2017, 01:37:35 pm »
50' - Phil well involved in the game. Tightly marked mind you...

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #65 on: October 14, 2017, 01:38:02 pm »
Sir Bobby in the crowd. That's okay, we've got Seńor Bobby on the pitch......United don't seem to know wtf to do with him!!!!

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #66 on: October 14, 2017, 01:39:26 pm »
51' - Anfield applauds a neat bit of pressing from Hendo. Minute later Phil offside - woulda been clean through...

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #67 on: October 14, 2017, 01:39:29 pm »
Not sure if instructed, but phil seems to be a bit deeper this half
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #68 on: October 14, 2017, 01:40:10 pm »
Coutinho continuing to trouble United with those wonderful defence splitting passes. A goal has to come.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #69 on: October 14, 2017, 01:40:43 pm »
53' - Lull in the game - :lmao Darmian penalised for illegal throwin

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #70 on: October 14, 2017, 01:40:56 pm »
Sir Bobby in the crowd. That's okay, we've got Seńor Bobby on the pitch......United don't seem to know wtf to do with him!!!!

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13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #71 on: October 14, 2017, 01:42:54 pm »
55' - Phil with a sublime touch .........ooooh Can so close, so close - chance missed

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #72 on: October 14, 2017, 01:44:15 pm »
57' - Matip with good work heading the ball along the ground for Mignolet to collect.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #73 on: October 14, 2017, 01:46:16 pm »
58' - United keep pumping the long balls hoping to catch us napping. Some sustained bouncing around in our 3rd but we keep them at bay.

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #74 on: October 14, 2017, 01:46:47 pm »
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #75 on: October 14, 2017, 01:46:54 pm »
61' Corner to the Reds.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #76 on: October 14, 2017, 01:48:17 pm »
61' Lovely bit of skill from Coutinho has he almost lost the ball, and regained it.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #77 on: October 14, 2017, 01:49:00 pm »
62' The Kop in full voice, come on let's suck a goal in.
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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #78 on: October 14, 2017, 01:49:47 pm »
50/50 penalty call - on another day it's awarded to Phil

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Re: FT Liverpool 0 vs Manchester United 0
« Reply #79 on: October 14, 2017, 01:50:10 pm »
63' Lingard coming on in place of Mkhitaryan
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