Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[Felch Aid]

Be careful what you wish for.

Maureen was never a manager to rebuild but he knew how shit the squad was. This isn't all on him.

Darren Fletcher now being seriously considered for player recruitment.

[idontknow]

Yep, similar thing happened to Gerrard a few times during his career and funnily enough he never threw his arms in the air and gave up.

He did wind his arms in the air one time he definitely wasn't giving up.
 

[kennedy81]

Ferguson was many things, and I'll let you fill in the expletives, but if he was prepared to let Pogba walk for fuck all, he was probably right.

Fergie was always in charge there. The players are in charge now, aided and abetted by an incompetent board.

[Macphisto80]

Gary Neville sat in that studio next to Keane (who looked like he wanted to headbutt him btw) with a shit eating smug grin on his face. Contrast that to the battering they took to Everton just a few days ago, and he was out with an angry rant about how they downed tools, yet they put in a performance tonight? Fuck off, you rat c*nt. Keane had it spot on and was thinking what any neutral, or proper United fan was thinking: they're in even bigger trouble than they think. But forget that, lads. Let's celebrate the fact that Liverpool probably aren't winning the title now.

[idontknow]

Like the new thread title 
Bye-bye Manchester United

[harleydanger]

Did Pogba actually lose a header to Stirling?

[El Lobo]

Gary Neville sat in that studio next to Keane (who looked like he wanted to headbutt him btw) with a shit eating smug grin on his face. Contrast that to the battering they took to Everton just a few days ago, and he was out with an angry rant about how they downed tools, yet they put in a performance tonight? Fuck off, you rat c*nt. Keane had it spot on and was thinking what any neutral, or proper United fan was thinking: they're in even bigger trouble than they think. But forget that, lads. Let's celebrate the fact that Liverpool probably aren't winning the title now.

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What’ll be even funnier will be the look on his face when we do. This season.

[Gerry Attrick]

Fucking David De Gea. Shit twat.

[rushyman]

Gary Neville sat in that studio next to Keane (who looked like he wanted to headbutt him btw) with a shit eating smug grin on his face. Contrast that to the battering they took to Everton just a few days ago, and he was out with an angry rant about how they downed tools, yet they put in a performance tonight? Fuck off, you rat c*nt. Keane had it spot on and was thinking what any neutral, or proper United fan was thinking: they're in even bigger trouble than they think. But forget that, lads. Let's celebrate the fact that Liverpool probably aren't winning the title now.

You had it right until you said ‘proper United fan’

They all wanted to lose.

Have a look at Redcafe if you aren’t sure what % we’re talking

Keane is an ex Utd player who wasn’t a fan. So he will tell it exactly the way it is and it was killing Neville. He roasted him tonight

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Fucking David De Gea. Shit twat.

I know. It's wonderful isn't it

[Macphisto80]

You had it right until you said ‘proper United fan’

They all wanted to lose.

Have a look at Redcafe if you aren’t sure what % we’re talking

Keane is an ex Utd player who wasn’t a fan. So he will tell it exactly the way it is and it was killing Neville. He roasted him tonight

I don't know. I thought I would just be diplomatic there. I'm sure there might be one or two out there that are sensible enough for the bigger picture, but maybe it's wishful thinking. Johnno on here sounds reasonable.

[Gerry Attrick]

I know. It's wonderful isn't it

Would've been more wonderful if he didn't perform like Massimo Taibi tonight.

[rawcusk8]

Useless c*nts.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Would've been more wonderful if he didn't perform like Massimo Taibi tonight.

Ah fuck off. This shithouse losers lost and their fans were delighted.

If Manc fans across the world think they can EVER live this down then they are going to get deserved dogs abuse off everyone they ever meet forever.

Which was nice

[Red Beret]

https://twitter.com/socceram/status/1121093339246419969?s=21

This sums them up right now

"Why does it always piss on me?"

Seriously, when you are happy that an opponent who holds you in contempt just walloped you, you have a problem.

[Koplass]

Keane had it spot on and was thinking what any neutral, or proper United fan was thinking: they're in even bigger trouble than they think. But forget that, lads. Let's celebrate the fact that Liverpool probably aren't winning the title now.

Neville - "That's all United have got."
Keane - "One shot on target at home Gary."
Neville - "Yeah but I think that's as good as they've got."

That is damning.

[FlashGordon]

Did Pogba actually lose a header to Stirling?

Yup, PFA team of the year worthy performace.

[Peabee]

Apologies if this has already been shared:

https://twitter.com/philmcnulty/status/1121148239103893504

[Peabee]

All the united fans I know are fuming that they lost on FB etc. They think they're fucked.

[rafathegaffa83]

Apologies if this has already been shared:

https://twitter.com/philmcnulty/status/1121148239103893504

His decline since the World Cup has been drastic

[Andy @ Allerton!]

It was adorable that they thought they might win

Lolz..

[Red_Rich]

If anyone can afford it just lump big on city to win.

Win/win

I did.  Printing money.

[Bobinhood]

Well City could still fuck up but United are shit and staying that way, so its not a total loss.

[Red_Rich]

Alls they're bothered about is that we both get to the end of the season having both won nothing.  They'll claim parity then and mock us that even though we played brilliantly all season we still won the same as them ie fuck all.  Which would be true of course but  .... The fact that we're light years ahead of them in reality won't mean a thing though because they'll just delude themselves that they'll find their way back to the top before we ever win the title.

[Rosario]

Apologies if this has already been shared:

https://twitter.com/philmcnulty/status/1121148239103893504

Between getting beaten twice at the near post for a supposedly world class keeper and Lingard air swinging when the ball was going straight at him and all he had to do was get any contact and its a goal to tie the game it was truly pathetic. At least we have an easy retort whenever a United fan tries to bring up Gerrard's back pass against Chelsea

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Not a chance he is their manager next season. Not a chance are they that stupid.

they gave moyes a 6 year deal, he will stay

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Darren Fletcher now being seriously considered for player recruitment.

quinton fortune linked with head of international scouting

[andy07]

Just had a shower followed by a bath followed by another shower.  Clothing in the washing machine.  Why?  Took up the offer of a free ticket for the Manc derby.

Wow, United are seriously shit.  The way they are going they will be lucky to finish in the top half next season.  Utterly clueless. Total lack of passion on and off the pitch.  Loads of empty seats in the home sections.  The only time they got into voice was renditions about us,  yes Liverpool during the Manc derby.

What a pitiful little club they have become.  Ole is doing just fine.

[harleydanger]

Alls they're bothered about is that we both get to the end of the season having both won nothing.  They'll claim parity then and mock us that even though we played brilliantly all season we still won the same as them ie fuck all.  Which would be true of course but  .... The fact that we're light years ahead of them in reality won't mean a thing though because they'll just delude themselves that they'll find their way back to the top before we ever win the title.

I'm sure Klopp will fill the euro cup he will win with tears

[Red Beret]

All the united fans I know are fuming that they lost on FB etc. They think they're fucked.

They ARE fucked.

Only thing that could top this would be to find out City had bought DeGea and Pogba off.  Points deductions all round.

[Son of Spion]

Just had a shower followed by a bath followed by another shower.  Clothing in the washing machine.  Why?  Took up the offer of a free ticket for the Manc derby.

Wow, United are seriously shit.  The way they are going they will be lucky to finish in the top half next season.  Utterly clueless. Total lack of passion on and off the pitch.  Loads of empty seats in the home sections.  The only time they got into voice was renditions about us,  yes Liverpool during the Manc derby.

What a pitiful little club they have become.  Ole is doing just fine.

Hang on. They were getting spanked at home by their hated local rivals and their entire club is going down the pan ... but they were singing about ... Liverpool. 

[Larse]

Its funny how they keep talking about the great players they attracted without cl-football 2 seasons ago. Where are they? Mikhtatijan? 40 y.o. Zlatan? pogba? Alexis?

Hope thex play EL next season and invest 500m more into these great players.

[deFacto please, you bastards]

It's going to be a long time before they challenge for major honours let alone win it, they've spent one billion dollars since they last won the title and they haven't been close to winning it since.

[The Naby Keita fan club]

I look at their squad, their contracts they gave to Smalling-Young-Jones (4year new deal) and I think they are in deep shit for the next decade or two to rebuilt this utter shite team.

[Father Ted]

It’d be embarrassing sacking him so soon after appointing him, it would be the board very publically admitting they’d fucked up in the first place.

There’s a strong chance he won’t last next season, especially not if he continues to look so clueless and spouts so many empty cliches about the past (that only works when the results are going your way). Another summer of Woodwood’s transfer dealings won’t help either. The fans are still with him and hopeful (deluded?) enough to think he can do a job there. Once they’ve lost faith he’s done for.

I know at the minute people are all ‘they’d never turn on a United legend like Ole’ but they said that when Moyes began plumbing the depths: ‘they’re not a sacking club’ and when Jose lost the plot ‘he’s a proven winner, they won’t turn on him...’

Every year they don’t get it right just brings more pressure, makes everything more fraught and desperate. It’s already a massive rebuild job they’ve got on and it’s happening at a time when everyone around them is getting stronger and their previous huge financial advantage is being whittled away at. It’s a tough job for anyone, let alone the manager of Molde.

They’ve not just fallen from the perch, they’ve somersaulted backwards right off it, fallen 25 floors and landed in a swimming pool full of rancid shit.

[Simplexity]

I thought people were exaggerating with Fred but he is just completely hopeless? How did they end up paying 50m for that lump?

[bornandbRED]

He won’t even make the end of May at this rate. Interesting to see what happens if they lose to Chelsea. Can’t imagine his payout would be very significant, and they’d be absolute idiots to give a novice free reign over the purse strings. Here’s hoping they do.

One thing was clear from watching them tonight - they have no defined patterns of play or football strategy. It’s simply men behind the ball and smack it into space for Rashford or Lingard to chase. Reminds me of us under the Owl.

[Red Beret]

If he had any sense he'd resign.  But he's one of those who's not interested in a payoff - he's just too stubborn to admit the job's beyond him.  It's Hodgson-esque.

Come summer I think someone will persuade him to a "mutual consent" departure.  He's shown nothing to encourage United to give him spending power though.

[deFacto please, you bastards]

I can't see any players worth their salt come and play for him, play in this chaotic manure state of a club and side. They need an entire new back four and midfield.

[soxfan]

Well, as others have said there is one positive today. This United club is flushing itself down into the sewer at a comically rapid rate.

Buh-bye.