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I saw this on bet365 today and  had an almighty struggle getting a team together but here is my effort. (Anthony and its variants)

GK: Tony Warner
DF: Tony Adams
MF: Antonio Conte
FW: Antoine Griezeman
FW: Tony Yeboah

Over to you guys !

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2017, 01:40:33 pm »
What a boss team this would be:


Phil Thompson
Filippo Inzaghi
Phil Neal
Philipp Lahm
Philippe Coutinho




                  Thompson  Neal
                Lahm     Coutinho
                      inzaghi


 :lickin :lickin
« Last Edit: March 21, 2017, 02:39:53 pm by Phil M »
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2017, 01:51:08 pm »
Boss team mine

Bob Wilson
Bobby Moore
Roberto Carlos
Roberto Baggio
Robbie Fowler
Jurgen YNWA

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2017, 01:52:49 pm »
Koeman & De Boer

Ronaldo & Ronaldino

Fat Ronaldo up front.

Dont need a 'keeper.  :wave

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2017, 02:02:46 pm »
Quite a dearth of top quality players called Chris:

Chris Kirkland
Chris Smalling
Chris Waddle
Chris Sutton
Chris(tophe) Dugarry

Subs: Chris Samba, Chris Kamara

Not the most mobile players!

Edit: Balls, thought it was only Premier League (football wasn't invented prior to 1992!)

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2017, 02:16:03 pm »
Nicky Weaver
Nicolas Otamendi
Nico Krancjar
Nick Barmby
Nicklas Bendtner

Absolute shite! :D

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2017, 02:26:07 pm »
What a boss team this would be:


Phil Thompson
Phil Babb
Phil Neal
Philipp Lahm
Philippe Coutinho


Subs: Phil Boersma, Philippe Degen  :P

 :lickin  :wave

Filipo Inzaghi?
Filipe Luis?
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2017, 02:36:19 pm »
David De Gea
David Beckham
Edgar Davids
David Silva
David Trezeguet
Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2017, 02:38:11 pm »
David De Gea
David Beckham
Edgar Davids
David Silva
David Trezeguet

Ah, using that logic I might swap Bendtner for Charlie Nicholas!

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2017, 02:38:20 pm »
Gregg...

There's ummm... no that's Gregory...

And there was ...

Errrr....

Fuck.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2017, 02:38:26 pm »
Filipo Inzaghi?

For phuck sake Phil! Dammit.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2017, 02:45:00 pm »
Simon Mignolet
Simon Kjaer
Timmy Simons
Simon Vukčević
Simone Zaza
THOSE AREN'T FINGERS. THOSE ARE SCARF TASSELLS.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2017, 02:55:21 pm »
Gregg...

There's ummm... no that's Gregory...

And there was ...

Errrr....

Fuck.

Gregg Wylde (Northampton)
United legend - Harry Gregg

Thats about your lot.
Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2017, 02:56:07 pm »
Samuel Eto'OoOooooOooooOoooOOoOoooOoooOo
Sammy Lee
Sami Hyypia
I give up ;D
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2017, 03:04:11 pm »
no cheating. Sharing FIRST name not SURNAME

Some quality teams so far

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2017, 03:06:21 pm »
Gregg Wylde (Northampton)
United legend - Harry Gregg

Thats about your lot.

Like taking a toothpick to a gun fight.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2017, 03:10:25 pm »
Kevin Trapp
Kevin Nolan Kevin Prince-Boateng
Kevin Keegan   Kevin Campbell
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2017, 03:17:06 pm »
Michael Bradley     Michael Keane

Michael Ballack      Michael Carrick

                 Michael Owen



We're apparently playing for the clean sheet!

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2017, 03:18:17 pm »
Danny Ward
Dani Alves
Danny Blind
Daniel Passarella
Dan Sturridge

Your team isn't scoring against mine.

Ah, using that logic I might swap Bendtner for Charlie Nicholas!

Surprisingly, I didn't have the same temptation to drop in Adam Bogdan

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2017, 03:23:23 pm »
Danny Ward
Dani Alves
Danny Blind
Daniel Passarella
Dan Sturridge

Your team isn't scoring against mine.

Surprisingly, I didn't have the same temptation to drop in Adam Bogdan

How could you leave out Dani Pacheco?
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2017, 03:25:31 pm »
Tarquin...............

Erm.....

Yeah

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2017, 04:02:32 pm »
Peter Schmeichal

Peter Withe   Peter Barnes

Peter Beardsley Peter Crouch

Good team that.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2017, 04:12:40 pm »
                            Alex Manninger

                                   Alex           
 
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain      Alessandro Florenzi

                         Alessandro Del Piero

With Alex Morgan of the US Women's team as my sub!

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2017, 04:14:08 pm »
Eugh.

                  Lee Grant

                  Lee Dixon

Lee Sharpe                  Lee Hendrie

           Lee Trundle (star player)


A few thugs I can bring on when we're losing: Lee Bowyer, Lee Chapman, Lee Cattermole.
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2017, 04:30:17 pm »
For such a common name I struggled to find many although I could assemble a mostly Liverpool team.

Esteban Suarez

Stephane Henchoz

Steven Finnan

Steven Gerrard

Stephen Ireland


Subs - Stephen Harper, Istvan Kozma, Stephen Warnock.






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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2017, 04:34:43 pm »
Eugh.

                  Lee Grant

                  Lee Dixon

Lee Sharpe                  Lee Hendrie

           Lee Trundle (star player)


A few thugs I can bring on when we're losing: Lee Bowyer, Lee Chapman, Lee Cattermole.

Lee Chung-Yong is gutted.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2017, 04:35:21 pm »
Lee Chung-Yong is gutted.

There's a few Koreans available but Lee is a surname there, isn't it?
Sit down, shock is better taken with bent knees.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2017, 04:36:26 pm »
Danny Ward
Dani Alves
Danny Blind
Daniel Passarella
Dan Sturridge


Dan Amokachi & Xherdan Shaqiri subs

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2017, 04:37:03 pm »
There's a few Koreans available but Lee is a surname there, isn't it?

Fuck knows.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2017, 04:37:23 pm »
There's a few Koreans available but Lee is a surname there, isn't it?
Yeah, Lee is his surname. It's common in many countries such as China, Korea and Hungary to put the surname first.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2017, 04:43:12 pm »


   Shawcross       Bertrand


                            Giggs
    Mason

                Babel


Kill me.

         
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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2017, 04:43:40 pm »
Feel like I must be missing some obvious ones.

John Lukic
John Terry / John Arne Riise
John Barnes
John Aldridge

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2017, 04:46:55 pm »
Koeman & De Boer

Ronaldo & Ronaldino

Fat Ronaldo up front.

Dont need a 'keeper.  :wave
This has effectively ruined the game, nobody's stopping that lot.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2017, 04:48:23 pm »
Yeah, Lee is his surname. It's common in many countries such as China, Korea and Hungary to put the surname first.

These foreigners coming over here and fucking up the forename surname conventions. Beggars belief.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2017, 04:50:07 pm »
Typical Koreans.
Sit down, shock is better taken with bent knees.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2017, 04:50:10 pm »
This has effectively ruined the game, nobody's stopping that lot.
well Portugese Ronaldo doesn't count at least.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2017, 04:50:45 pm »

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2017, 04:59:39 pm »
I'm stumped.  ;D

GK:
DF: Sami Hyypia
MF: Sami Khedira
FW:
FW: Samuel Eto'o

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2017, 05:01:54 pm »
I'm stumped.  ;D

GK:
DF: Sami Hyypia
MF: Sami Khedira
FW:
FW: Samuel Eto'o

Sit down, shock is better taken with bent knees.

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Re: All time 5-a-side team with players that share your first name.
« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2017, 05:02:18 pm »
I'm stumped.  ;D

GK:
DF: Sami Hyypia
MF: Sami Khedira
FW:
FW: Samuel Eto'o

Team up and we'll destroy this lot.

Samuel Eto'OoOooooOooooOoooOOoOoooOoooOo
Sammy Lee
Sami Hyypia
I give up ;D