Author Topic: Bedwetters in here - The "I love Man Utd and think they're still great" Thread  (Read 50973 times)

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THIS thread is for serious discussion. Post your love-ins in here

(See I even started a thread for you!)
« Last Edit: October 4, 2016, 11:18:55 am by MichaelA »
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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You're very interested in everything Man U related, Andy?  Something you're not telling us?  ;)

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Two United threads?

Are we becoming Redcafe now ?

Embarrasing.

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Two United threads?

Are we becoming Redcafe now ?

Embarrasing.

There has always been two - one to take the piss and one to talk a bit more sensibly.

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Two United threads?

Are we becoming Redcafe now ?

Embarrasing.



The take the piss thread was invaded by Mancs, Mancs pretending to be Liverpool fans and the like. This is a thread where they can gush and gush and gush and gush of their love for their manager, the club and the players (Though why they aren't doing that on a Manchester United forum is anybodys guess)
Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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The titles of the two threads that have been created are embarrassing, I find it ridicules that we can't talk about Manchester United objectively. As a football fan I give credit to any team that does well, United have started the season well and people who believe that are in love with them  ::)

On the Red Cafe website you get objective fans, if we had started the season well and people were giving us credit on that website, you wouldn't be seeing some Manchester United fans on that website accusing the other Manchester United fans of being Liverpool fans would you  ???
« Last Edit: September 6, 2016, 01:06:48 pm by KingOfStrongStyle »

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The titles of the two threads that have been created are embarrassing, I find it ridicules that we can't talk about Manchester United objectively. As a football fan I give credit to any team that does well, United have started the season well and people who believe that are in love with them  ::)

On the Red Cafe website you get objective fans, if we had started the season well and people were giving us credit on that website, you wouldn't be seeing some Manchester United fans on that website accusing the other Manchester United fans of being Liverpool fans would you  ???

I don't know, you tell us

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The titles of the two threads that have been created are embarrassing, I find it ridicules that we can't talk about Manchester United objectively. As a football fan I give credit to any team that does well, United have started the season well and people who believe that are in love with them  ::)

On the Red Cafe website you get objective fans, if we had started the season well and people were giving us credit on that website, you wouldn't be seeing some Manchester United fans on that website accusing the other Manchester United fans of being Liverpool fans would you  ???

Then give them credit here, don't pollute the piss taking thread...

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The titles of the two threads that have been created are embarrassing, I find it ridicules that we can't talk about Manchester United objectively. As a football fan I give credit to any team that does well, United have started the season well and people who believe that are in love with them  ::)

On the Red Cafe website you get objective fans, if we had started the season well and people were giving us credit on that website, you wouldn't be seeing some Manchester United fans on that website accusing the other Manchester United fans of being Liverpool fans would you  ???

You can. In here. Don't come in the other thread though.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Soccer - let's face it, its not really about a game of ball anymore is it?

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The titles of the two threads that have been created are embarrassing, I find it ridicules that we can't talk about Manchester United objectively. As a football fan I give credit to any team that does well, United have started the season well and people who believe that are in love with them  ::)

On the Red Cafe website you get objective fans, if we had started the season well and people were giving us credit on that website, you wouldn't be seeing some Manchester United fans on that website accusing the other Manchester United fans of being Liverpool fans would you  ???
Well big them up to your hearts content in here.

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Or just make a new thread with a sensible title and then put the Utd discussion stuff in there.
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Or just make a new thread with a sensible title and then put the Utd discussion stuff in there.

Or, just leave this thread as the discussion one and go nuts.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Page one of this thread and I'm done
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Cantona was a front. More and more convinced of that now.
You're all too fucking serious, the lot of you. Relax, we don't really matter.

Oh, and we should have an in's and out's topic, stickied.

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The take the piss thread was invaded by Mancs, Mancs pretending to be Liverpool fans and the like. This is a thread where they can gush and gush and gush and gush of their love for their manager, the club and the players (Though why they aren't doing that on a Manchester United forum is anybodys guess)

Wait; so the locked Jose Mourinho New Manager thread, was that the serious or piss take one?

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I love gently gents like Alex "lovely" Ferguson, and Jose "respectful" Mourinho. My favourite people in the world, and perfect role models for my kids, and such a magnificent reflection on the club
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I like the color of their kit ...
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I just moved into Manchester over the weekend as a matter of fact, give it a month and I might just turn into a Manc ;D

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I must say I approve wholeheartedly of this thread also becoming a United slagging off thread.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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There will never be a good thread on them on here unless they are doing shite.Simple as that.

Although the last one would of been bearable if there wasn't so many fucking kiss arse 'Liverpool  fans' in there.

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Looking over a little envious of them I must admit, in regards to  the excellent young striker in Rashford they have coming through.  Has just completed his hat-trick on his England u21 debut, albeit against norway.  Interested to see how it gets on this year.

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Very surprised Jonno hasn't posted in this thread yet.
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Looking over a little envious of them I must admit, in regards to  the excellent young striker in Rashford they have coming through.  Has just completed his hat-trick on his England u21 debut, albeit against norway.  Interested to see how it gets on this year.

He is going to be some player.  They do seem to have a nucleus of extremely talented younger players now in Rashford, Pogba, Shaw, Bailly, even De Gea is what, 24?  That's some spine and if they can keep them together they will form an exciting group for years to come.  Wankers.

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Which fucker told me Cantona the cock had been banned on here. Talk about a disappointment.

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He is going to be some player.  They do seem to have a nucleus of extremely talented younger players now in Rashford, Pogba, Shaw, Bailly, even De Gea is what, 24?  That's some spine and if they can keep them together they will form an exciting group for years to come.  Wankers.

Add Martial to that as well. Rashford though, loves a debut.


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Which fucker told me Cantona the cock had been banned on here. Talk about a disappointment.

He left cos of the grief he got. In this thread he will be welcome with cuddles and hugs. Enjoy him!

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He left cos of the grief he got. In this thread he will be welcome with cuddles and hugs. Enjoy him!
He was getting grief and I missed it.......I'm defo bloody disappointed now :(

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Very surprised Jonno hasn't posted in this thread yet.
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