Topic: José Mourinho - New Manchester Unted Manager. It's all right Bébé's coming back

[Sir Psycho Sexy]

To be honest, Klopp has already humiliated Mourinho twice. Weeks later, he was sacked at Real Madrid and Chelsea.

That game where Lewandowski made Sergio Ramos his bitch was pretty damn satisfying

[cornelius]

To be honest, Klopp has already humiliated Mourinho twice. Weeks later, he was sacked at Real Madrid and Chelsea.

Both Klopp and Liverpool. Looking for the hattrick now.

[El Lobo]

They get a flat rate from their deal with adidas so they don't actually see any of the profit from an increase in individual shirt says.

That's laughable mate. They've already made Ł90 million profit on Zlatan shirts.

[PeterTheRed ...]

That's laughable mate. They've already made Ł90 million profit on Zlatan shirts.

Does that include training gear and other merchandise, like giant condoms and things like that?

[Ziltoid]

I see the Pogba shirt sales have already eclipsed the TV money dished out to the entire Premier League.  They've nearly reached Blatter bribery amounts.  Off the fucking scale.

[Barneylfc∗]

I agree, who wouldn't be scared of this guy.



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Brick Klopp.

  I actually like this

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Hoping the inevitable Mourinho implosion that comes at the end of his tenure signals the end for the shitcoat shithouse in the English game, and he fucks off to obscurity.

[Peabee]

I agree, who wouldn't be scared of this guy.



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Brick Klopp.

Haha. Great spot.   

[CrasherKid79]

Yeah he was a sharp looking geezer .... before the 1st breakdown

[Peabee]

Yeah he was a sharp looking geezer .... before the 1st breakdown

He does look like something has snapped behind his eyes. 

[Phil M]

[Ziltoid]

Is he in the Red Hand Gang?

[Barneylfc∗]

Is he in the Red Hand Gang?

Ian Paisley likes this

[CHOPPER]

Is he in the Red Hand Gang?

That reference will fly over so many heads.

[thelinnen]

Is he in the Red Hand Gang?

Dead Hand Gang more like.

[Ziltoid]

That reference will fly over so many heads.

Are you telling me the majority of these posters wont know who James Bond III is?!!

[CrasherKid79]

He does look like something has snapped behind his eyes.

Y’know, the thing about shitcoat, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

[CHOPPER]

Are you telling me the majority of these posters wont know who James Bond III is?!!

003, no. .....or Jose Mourinho -  the Littlest Hobo of the football management world.


There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road, that's where I'll always be.
Every stop I make, I make no friends
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again

[Ziltoid]

Maybe tomorrow I'll put my shitcoat down
Untl tomorrow I'll just keep being a c*nt

[MolbyLovesGravlax]

That reference will fly over so many heads.

Theme song immediately began playing in my head...

[Motty]

Can't stop singing it now you twats.

[Doc Red]

Is he in the Red Hand Gang?

That's beyond the pail that is.

[Ziltoid]

That's beyond the pail that is.

 . Cant find a picture of said bucket.

[Motty]

Still singing it.

[Crosby Nick]

Y’know, the thing about shitcoat, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

As does Giggs, it's why he had to go. Only room for one zombie in the camp.

[Ziltoid]

Still singing it.

Watch it as well

https://youtu.be/0p8oeiVDcx4

[Motty]

Watch it as well

https://youtu.be/0p8oeiVDcx4

Haha memories of being bored shitless at 4 o'clock (ish) on a Saturday and watching that because your waiting for A-Team or The Fall Guy to come on afterwards.

[mersey_paradiso]

Are you telling me the majority of these posters wont know who James Bond III is?!!

003, no. .....or Jose Mourinho -  the Littlest Hobo of the football management world.


There's a voice that keeps on calling me
Down the road, that's where I'll always be.
Every stop I make, I make no friends
Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again

Maybe tomorrow I'll put my shitcoat down
Untl tomorrow I'll just keep being a c*nt

 


Fuuuuuuck , can't get that song or the Red Hand Gang one out of my head now you fuckers !!   

Boss tune and programme though :

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/cMcEiPQs8CA" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/cMcEiPQs8CA</a>


Interesting little factoid : James Bond III was also in Spike Lee's School Daze (and Wonder Woman !  )

[Le_Mot_Juste]

What's their best starting 11 going to look like this season?

The back 4's still a distance from looking title winning material, no? 

Are they going to play Rooney in midfield with Pogba, Mkghrjghsjyan and...errr....Herrera?

Someone put their best 11 down, so I can mayhaps visualise it?

Thx vm 4realzies ty yolo 4lyfe.
x

[coolbyrne]

I never thought I'd come into a Shitcoat thread and see so many people talking about The Littlest Hobo. I thought it was just a Canadian thing. Wow, childhood memories.

Anyway, topic at hand- surely it's the league or it's failure for United, isn't it?

[Terry de Niro]

Has anyone said he's a c*nt yet?

[Diomedieocre]

I agree, who wouldn't be scared of this guy.



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Brick Klopp.

Klopps face with your accent.

[vblfc]

Dear Jose thread inmates.  I have just caught up and I can honestly say this place makes one flew over the cuckoo's nest look like a tea party.  Can someone explain just what happened to you all?  I innocently came with my dreams of the days of the Moysie or Louis threads where it was a real laugh before they kicked a ball.  Now we just look for dark humor behind the eyes.  Please posters - don't get locked into his eyes.  Got my TV on in the background and sure enough every snippet shown, every 5 mins, I now see THE EYES.

Help - Someone post something funny and not dark. 

I'm going for a lie down.

Cant wait for the season to start,  even if it's hard to drink beer in a straightjacket.  This thread but.....  GET OUT NOW!!!!!!

[Jshooters]

Dear Jose thread inmates.  I have just caught up and I can honestly say this place makes one flew over the cuckoo's nest look like a tea party.  Can someone explain just what happened to you all?  I innocently came with my dreams of the days of the Moysie or Louis threads where it was a real laugh before they kicked a ball.  Now we just look for dark humor behind the eyes.  Please posters - don't get locked into his eyes.  Got my TV on in the background and sure enough every snippet shown, every 5 mins, I now see THE EYES.

Help - Someone post something funny and not dark. 

I'm going for a lie down.

Cant wait for the season to start,  even if it's hard to drink beer in a straightjacket.  This thread but.....  GET OUT NOW!!!!!!

[CrasherKid79]

I agree, who wouldn't be scared of this guy.



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Brick Klopp.

Well I think we'd all agree that if Jurgan feeds shitcoat to the pigs, the world would be a better place

[Ziltoid]

You bad bunch of childish twats

All of you

[Historical Fool]

Well I think we'd all agree that if Jurgan feeds shitcoat to the pigs, the world would be a better place

The coat?

[Phil M]

You bad bunch of childish twats

All of you

 

Seeing as you've been posting in here regularly we'll assume you're including yourself there. Well done you. Try finding a sense of humour somewhere.

[Anfield89]

Pogba suspended for the first game.

[dylman]

#pogbanned.

Although he's had no pre season so he can't possibly be match fit anyway?