a guy's driving through the countryside when he happens across a farmer selling apples out of a sack with a sign next to him saying 'apples with any taste you fancy'
so he pulls over and says - any taste you fancy? what do you mean?
farmer - try me, any taste you fancy
man - okay then... rhubarb and custard
the farmer rummages in the sack and produces an apple - try that
man - oh i can taste the rhubarb but not the custard
farmer - you need to turn it over
man - oh wow, custard, that's amazing
man - okay then how's about sausage and mash?
the farmer rummages in the sack and produces another apple - there you are, try that
man - nope, i can only taste sausage
farmer - you need to turn it over
man - no way, fucking mash that's amazing
so the man tries to catch the farmer out
man - how's about one that tastes like my girlfriend's downstairs (note: i've changed that to be acceptable to the mods)
the farmer rummages in the sack and produces an apple - i think you'll find this one to your taste
man - ugh, that tastes like shit
farmer - you need to turn it over