Yea Id end up sparking him and getting chucked out.
I'd love to glass him like Begbie.
The crying no-Biz Show-biz was saying that half that zombie lady's life is over, right?
He's fucking 46. The c*nt.
"Hey lads, you know what Simon's favourite game is? Half-Life."
"Hey Simon, it looks like you are halfway finished with your dinner."
"Simon, hurry up in the shower, you don't have much time left."
"Simon sure is two-faced. The one underneath is finished after 46 years of crying, and the outer one covered in make-up is looking down the barrel at 46 more years, max. DON'T GO TOWARD THE LIGHT, SIMON!"
C*nt.
And that one slag who is always naked looks like her legs are made out of cottage cheese and they are all going on about her like she's the cat's meow, but I've seen my cats hack up classier hairballs.
It's good that she shaved her business though.
In the bathtub they all share.