So are the scouts who recommended him.
Things is though, he was a very accomplished defender last season. This season, you would think he was a 10 year old trapped in a mans body with no fucking idea on what a football is and what the concept of a defence is.
"Thats our goal, and we must stop the ball going into goal, got it Dejan?"
"eeerrrrrr can you repeat that please boss, because I think I`ve got a kebab and some a couple of jalapenos lodged in my frontal lobe"