Companies that phone you out of the blue and are diverse enough to employ young pleasant guys from India who are more than happy to let you know that your computer has a virus that needs to be made safe over the telephone and that they can help you do this.
They then explain how to download a program to fix this issue. All the time being kind and caring and calling you by your first name and asking if you've had a nice day.
And once I had downloaded the program, the chap was kind enough to help me enter my bank details and instruct me on how to pay the reduced fee of £200 for this service because I paid immediately today.
Now if only all people were like this then the world would be a nicer place to live.
What do you mean this is in the wrong thread?
And no, I'm not being sarcastic - my computer has never been so quick!
Okay, it's full of pop-ups and adverts and my home page is now a porn site but it loads in really quickly so I can't complain.
And yes, it takes a little longer - 3 hours - to fully close down but my mind is at rest now because I've gotten rid of that rotten little virus.
Thank you Ramesh