Billy The Kid Billy on his way to the shops,during the school holidays!Billy The Kid (born William Agnus Pyabb,18th march 1927),was an irish singer/song writer and actor.,famous for his Arthur Askey/George Formby style jokes/songs and pink swimming trunks! Born in Appley Bridge,near Chorley,and raised in Ireland,William soon became interested in show business,and the extravagant lifestyle stars such as Fatty Arbuckle and Charles Chaplin led!! After an early career as a rent boy and cleaning lady at the local whorehouse,William spent the next 20 years living as a woman due to him being born without a willy!(see picture above). This was a problem for young William,as he wanted to fight in the War! But due to his abnormality,William ended up making Munitions in a knicker factory in Penwortham for the duration of that time,and going by the name ''Cecilia''! Famed for his ''Physical Slapstick Comedy'' which would later influence stars such as Norman ''GA GA GA GRANVILLE'' Wisdom and Frank ''Oooh Betty....I think ive just done a whoopsie!!'' Spencer,Williams career never hit the heights his early promise had shown! This would turn him to drug,alcohol and sausages addiction(see picture above).His manager,the late Barnaby Raspbridge later shed light on his troubled past,blaming his struggle with being a transgender(see picture above),and not being able to fight in the War like a real man,or go for a wee standing up! Instead,as mentioned before,working in a knicker factory in Penwortham,and having to sit down for a piss!
William,or Agnus as he was known to his friends,was a cult figure in albania,where he was one of the few Western actors whose films were allowed in the country during the dictatorship of Enver Hoxha.Films such as ''Eh Mother,have ye fixed that chuffin wheelbarrow?'' and ''Crikey,is that the time? I best get a move on'' are still favorites to this day!
Personal lifeWilliam now lives by the name Agnus Battersby and is happily married to Errol Battersby,whom she has been married to now for over 50 years! They both live happily in Hull with their pet dog ''Colin'' and run a successful traditional fish and chip shop in the local city centre!
Filmography''Eh Mother,have ye fixed that chuffin wheelbarrow?'' (1941)
''My date with a Sailor!'' (1942)
''Oooh,hello Duck,do ye come here often?'' (1942)
''The sandwich filler!'' (1943)
''Just a minute! I can't get my fly undone!!'' (1944)
''My date with 2 Sailor's!'' (1944)
''The Cleaning Lady (as himself)'' (1944)
''My date with 3 Sailor's!'' (1945)
''Crikey,is that the time? I best get a move on!!'' (1945)
Discography''MAM,OUR BARRYS WEARING MY UNDIES AGAIN!! TELL HIM WILL YE!!'' (1941)
''I see ye got that chimney fixed?!'' (1942)
''Our Deidre likes Piccalilli and ham'' (1942)
''Uncle Alberts got the shits again'' (1944)