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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40240 on: June 2, 2017, 10:53:50 pm »
They've sold all their season tickets apparently.  When was the fucking raffle??
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40241 on: June 2, 2017, 11:06:39 pm »
To be fair if my club was about to sign Cuco Martina I'd snag a season ticket just out of pure morbid curiosity.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40242 on: June 2, 2017, 11:08:15 pm »
To be fair if my club was about to sign Cuco Martina I'd snag a season ticket just out of pure morbid curiosity.

Will Cuco pose next to the cuckoo clock? 
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40243 on: June 2, 2017, 11:10:46 pm »
Will Cuco pose next to the cuckoo clock?

I'm confused. What's Martina Navratilova got to do with Everton?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40244 on: June 2, 2017, 11:12:12 pm »
Oh do fuck off with your faux moral outrage.  :wanker

I know. Their fake morality and plastic coutrage is vomit-inducing.

I hate all this, being outraged on someone else's behalf, bollocks.

I've come into contact with plenty of Juventus and Italian fans in general on holiday and never had any issue. Bitters see the whole thing in black and white and only even comment on it all these years after the event as a grotesque point-scoring fest. How Everton fans can set themselves up as moral guardians beggars belief. I wonder if they feel any moral outrage towards their own scum element who slashed to ribbons the back of that black, Man Utd fan back in the day, then sang to him the next time the two clubs met... ''.... how's your back?'' I can't quite remember the guys name of the top of my head.

Everton fans have a long rapsheet for violence and racism, so why they see themselves as paragons of virtue is beyond me. Maybe it's simply a complete lack of self-awareness? Also ironic how they sing 'Always the Victim...' when they actually have the biggest victim mentality and self-pitying attitude of any fanbase I know.

EDIT: Just checked out the guy who was ribboned by the Bitters. He was a young boxer called Jobe Henry. He needed 200 stitches, and the attack ended his boxing career.

Don't you just love moralising, pontificating Bitters with their fake outrage and self-righteousness.  ::)
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40245 on: June 2, 2017, 11:24:58 pm »
Always remember them setting fire to the Wimbledon bus the night before the hans segars match, they'd still be fuming about it now if it had been us

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40246 on: June 2, 2017, 11:30:56 pm »
What's a fourm? A posh Fewm?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40247 on: June 2, 2017, 11:41:09 pm »
Always remember them setting fire to the Wimbledon bus the night before the hans segars match, they'd still be fuming about it now if it had been us

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40248 on: June 3, 2017, 12:13:31 am »
They've sold all their season tickets apparently.  When was the fucking raffle??
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40249 on: June 3, 2017, 11:18:41 am »
They've sold all their season tickets apparently.  When was the fucking raffle??
Does this mean there will be no 1/2 season tickets to sell in December.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40252 on: June 3, 2017, 01:16:02 pm »
Does this mean there will be no 1/2 season tickets to sell in December.

I thought they were given away with mobile phone contracts? 

Actually, I get it now, they've sold the STs that were 'for sale', but the cornflakes packet offers will still be available.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40254 on: June 3, 2017, 02:16:17 pm »
you've got to log in, f**k that for a laugh

It's a thread about them losing their shit over Dirk Kuyt and the Feyenoord fans signing YNWA.  :D
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40255 on: June 3, 2017, 02:34:11 pm »
It's a thread about them losing their shit over Dirk Kuyt and the Feyenoord fans signing YNWA.  :D

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40256 on: June 3, 2017, 02:55:29 pm »
Congratulations Everton.

Celebrating their 125th year of being the biggest club in the city today.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40257 on: June 3, 2017, 04:21:25 pm »
Always remember them setting fire to the Wimbledon bus the night before the hans segars match, they'd still be fuming about it now if it had been us

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They are only matched in taking the moral high ground by the Daily Mail and all their smug, superior readers.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40258 on: June 3, 2017, 05:06:29 pm »
Had that Hans Segers game occurred in the modern day, it would have been subject to investigation, that's how dodgy it was

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40259 on: June 3, 2017, 06:35:34 pm »
The day 125 years ago the bitters never paid rent.  :wave


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40260 on: June 3, 2017, 07:47:58 pm »
Thats the same day they stopped playing football then?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40261 on: June 3, 2017, 08:32:24 pm »
Congratulations Everton.

Celebrating their 125th year of being the biggest club in the city today.

125 years of being the biggest club in the city called Everton? ;)
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40262 on: June 3, 2017, 08:46:28 pm »
This thread. :D

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/today-i-became-an-ajax-fan.96609/

Do they realise Ajax sing YNWA? I went to the Amsterdam museum and it was playing :lmao

They're even shit at being bitter
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40263 on: June 3, 2017, 09:42:50 pm »
Our heads have fallen off. Rushie had a blue suit on!!!!
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40264 on: June 3, 2017, 11:47:16 pm »
Everton and Liverpool to go head to head in bid to sign £10m Anderlecht striker Lukasz Teodorczyk

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/everton-liverpool-go-head-head-10553490

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40265 on: June 4, 2017, 12:14:17 am »
Mac red - Any chance you can stop posting links from the mirror on this site? You should know by now the mirror isn't a reliable source.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40266 on: June 4, 2017, 08:33:34 am »
Do they realise Ajax sing YNWA? I went to the Amsterdam museum and it was playing :lmao

They're even shit at being bitter
https://www.bol.com/nl/p/ajax-sjaal-rood-you-never-walk-alone/1004004013023889/

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40267 on: June 4, 2017, 03:34:24 pm »
Mac red - Any chance you can stop posting links from the mirror on this site? You should know by now the mirror isn't a reliable source.

But..... we quote the REAL esk, not the pale imitation masquerading on this site. ;)

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40268 on: June 4, 2017, 05:53:12 pm »
Haha

https://twitter.com/NotSwanseaCity/status/871027331615387648

Clearly a fake account though. Everton send their bids by carrier pigeon.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40269 on: June 4, 2017, 07:57:04 pm »
Haha

https://twitter.com/NotSwanseaCity/status/871027331615387648

Clearly a fake account though. Everton send their bids by carrier pigeon.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40270 on: June 4, 2017, 09:20:33 pm »
The day 125 years ago the bitters never paid rent.  :wave


Look at that certificate closely! We weren't the new club formed, we are the original club. The certificate says a change of name from Everton to Liverpool. So that league title they claim from 1891 is ours 😂😂😂Try telling that to any of them and you'll soon see their heads fall off
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40271 on: June 4, 2017, 09:46:19 pm »
^
I've been saying that for ages.
It's us who are the originals. We simply changed our name. The offshoot club just kept the old name.

And if, you know, your history....
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40272 on: June 4, 2017, 09:48:14 pm »
Have they swooped for Neymar, Bale etc yet?

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« Reply #40274 on: June 4, 2017, 10:15:52 pm »
^
Links not working for me.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40275 on: June 4, 2017, 11:01:34 pm »
^
Links not working for me.

Certificate of incorporation of 1892 of the company the was renamed to Liverpool.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40276 on: June 4, 2017, 11:29:33 pm »
Have they swooped for Neymar, Bale etc yet?

They will do when Usmanov, pissed off at Wenger's new contract, takes over from Moshi-La.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40277 on: June 5, 2017, 12:26:43 pm »
https://twitter.com/Meisarch/status/871037905329766400

they never ever learn do they? expecting 8th wonder of the world with councils budget  ;D

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40278 on: June 5, 2017, 01:13:51 pm »
https://twitter.com/Meisarch/status/871037905329766400

they never ever learn do they? expecting 8th wonder of the world with councils budget  ;D

One person in the comments seeming to think they'd get close to filling a capacity of 61,787 (or some other random number) :lmao

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #40279 on: June 5, 2017, 01:48:25 pm »
One person in the comments seeming to think they'd get close to filling a capacity of 61,787 (or some other random number) :lmao

That`s a lot of masochists...
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