I've never understood why Schweinsteiger isn't a funny name in German. Schwein means pig and steiger comes from steigen - to climb or mount.
He's basically called pig mounter, yet no German finds that funny.
Anyway, best names - we've had loads of them Shanks, KK, Toshack, a winger called Heighway, Hansen, Souness, Dalglish.
Current team, Virgil van Dyke, Alisson's middle name, Sadio, TAA, Fab!