Ahhhh, cool story Mr Ferguson, why don't you try telling it to some fucker who actually cares
You having a few sly digs at Newcastle made me laugh, I mean, I was in Manchester a few weeks back and every second person was retarded, there were toadstools growing in the street and stray dogs roaming all over the place. I was approached no fewer than 16 times in the space of 2 hours by dipshits muttering Penny For The Guy, eventhough it was December 7th.
Is it any wonder you hate the Press Mr Ferguson, huh . . . . . . everybody has seen the video on youtube of your wife riding a journalist in a tree
You like to think you are Mr Perfect and better than anybody/everybody else, you think you all sweetness and light, well you thick old c*nt you're not, you are one revolting sausage Ninja.
It's impossible to envision someone with more major problems than Alex Ferguson, to be honest he's the first prick I've ever wanted to crucify.