Author Topic: Favourite Quotes (Read 35227 times)

-Adam- · « **Reply #80 on:** June 2, 2005, 11:27:55 am »

Alcohol; the cause and solution of all of life's problems.

The only things worth living for are innocence and magic

Blood's thicker than water

smorgasbords · « **Reply #81 on:** June 2, 2005, 12:17:16 pm »

I like:

'Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.'

ScouserTommy37 · « **Reply #82 on:** June 2, 2005, 12:20:17 pm »

"For me is Champions league, without CHAMPIONS is just league"

- Vialli with his take on whether Liverpool should be in the CL

janey · « **Reply #83 on:** June 2, 2005, 12:22:27 pm »

I do not believe in what you say, but I will defend until the death your right to say it.

One of my fav liberal tenants.

There's also Lord Actons
"power tend to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutly"

Shooter McGavin · « **Reply #84 on:** June 2, 2005, 12:54:41 pm »

I was so poor growing up, lucky I was a boy otherwise Id of had nothing to play with - Rodney Dangerfield

-Adam- · « **Reply #85 on:** June 2, 2005, 12:56:12 pm »

Quote from: janey1003 on June 2, 2005, 12:22:27 pm

One of my fav liberal tenants.

Voltaire?

RedMarko · « **Reply #86 on:** June 2, 2005, 02:50:23 pm »

It is better to regret something you did, than something you didn't do.

Roughie Scouse · « **Reply #87 on:** June 2, 2005, 03:01:30 pm »

Quote from: RedMarko on June 2, 2005, 02:50:23 pm

It is better to regret something you did, than something you didn't do.

I like that one.

I also like "what a sobar man has in his heart a drunk man has on his lips"
"What we do in life (Istanbul) echoes in eternity"
and my favourite...."we're gonna need a bigger boat"

magpie · « **Reply #88 on:** June 2, 2005, 03:05:58 pm »

From the genius of Homer Simpson: "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #89 on:** June 2, 2005, 03:21:03 pm »

Quote from: RedMarko on June 2, 2005, 02:50:23 pm

It is better to regret something you did, than something you didn't do.

SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!

Yasar · « **Reply #90 on:** August 9, 2005, 10:56:18 pm »

"This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this."
---Charlie Brown

smullo · « **Reply #91 on:** August 10, 2005, 12:29:01 am »

"I wanna have my kicks, before this whole shithouse goes up in flames!" Jim Morrison

rednich85 · « **Reply #92 on:** August 10, 2005, 03:43:32 am »

"if you shake it more than 3 times.....your playing with it"

NYkopite · « **Reply #93 on:** August 10, 2005, 04:23:28 am »

SANSKRIT PROVERB (PRAYER)
Look to this day
This very life of life
In its brief course lie all
The realities and verities of existence
The bliss of growth
The splendor of action
the glory of power--

For yesterday is but a dream
And tomorrow is only a vision
But today, well lived
Makes every yesterday a dream of happiness
and every tomorrow a vision of hope.

bryanod · « **Reply #94 on:** August 10, 2005, 05:07:45 am »

"you cant argue with the little things, its the little things that make up life" - hank scorpio in the simpsons.

but really
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J££RARD · « **Reply #95 on:** August 10, 2005, 06:33:00 am »

"Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies." -- Carrie, Sex and The city

Bluto-clause · « **Reply #96 on:** August 10, 2005, 06:38:36 am »

A Severed Foot is The Ultimate Stocking Stuffer.

- Mitch Hedberg Abstract Comedien.

Walken · « **Reply #97 on:** August 10, 2005, 06:48:41 am »

Stewie Griffin: [talking to very old prostitute] So, is there any tread on the tires, or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

MadErik · « **Reply #98 on:** August 10, 2005, 10:17:24 am »

I never saw so many shocking bad hats in my life.
- Duke of Wellington, on the Houses of Parliament.

myrlas · « **Reply #99 on:** August 10, 2005, 12:10:15 pm »

"Damn the broccolie, damn you and damn the Wright Brothers"

Stewie Griffin...

the good half · « **Reply #100 on:** August 10, 2005, 12:23:26 pm »

"The truth? The truth is only relative to what you can earn from a lie." Derek Trotter.

NYkopite · « **Reply #101 on:** August 16, 2005, 02:21:47 am »

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

Woody Allen

Rob Jones Maybe? · « **Reply #102 on:** August 16, 2005, 02:39:50 am »

"When the world forgets about the love of power, only then will we know the power of love"

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #103 on:** August 16, 2005, 02:40:21 am »

It's ah!! Possibilities by Rafa Benitez go ead lad!!!!!!!!!!

Andy G · « **Reply #104 on:** August 16, 2005, 06:56:53 am »

my favourites:

"I Intend to" - Ollie Reed upon arriving at Toronto airport and seeing an advert saying "Drink Canada Dry".

"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they are not after you" - Spike Milligan (I think)

"And we must never walk alone" - Martin Luther King Jr. during his I Have A Dream Speach.

"Whether I'm right or wrong" - Robbie Williams (Angels)

"One more round and I might have killed him" - Boxer Terry Marsh (on the shooting of Frank Warren). I confirm that this last quotation is totally fictional and any reference to names of real people is purely coincidence.

Kanonkop · « **Reply #105 on:** August 16, 2005, 07:37:15 am »

Better late than never...better never late

shankstheman · « **Reply #106 on:** August 16, 2005, 08:28:26 am »

Winston Churchill......

...."Madam, I may be drunk, but tomorrow, you'll still be ugly"

dont · « **Reply #107 on:** August 16, 2005, 09:40:20 am »

'Every hole's a goal'

MichaelA · « **Reply #108 on:** August 16, 2005, 10:21:10 am »

Quote from: The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society on June 2, 2005, 03:21:03 pm

SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!

I got it; not sure anyone else did. Are you quoting the Orbital version or the Butthole Surfers original?

HIF Red · « **Reply #109 on:** August 16, 2005, 10:44:13 am »

Why ya goin' to the airport? Flying somewhere?

Jim Carrey, Dumb and Dumber

Elli · « **Reply #110 on:** November 17, 2005, 10:03:30 pm »

One that Saph told me yesterday:

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #111 on:** November 18, 2005, 12:52:11 am »

Quote from: MichaelA on August 16, 2005, 10:21:10 am

I got it; not sure anyone else did. Are you quoting the Orbital version or the Butthole Surfers original?

both really but have to admit i heard orbital first. only heard the buttholes one on the kurts choice cd compilation free with nme.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #112 on:** November 18, 2005, 01:04:56 am »

This one and it's on my sig.....I'm a people's man - only the people matter.
Bill Shankly, 1965........

harmar · « **Reply #113 on:** November 18, 2005, 01:13:10 am »

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labatomy" - Dean Martin

ScouserTommy37 · « **Reply #114 on:** November 18, 2005, 02:21:18 am »

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies" - Andy Duphrane

Shawshank Redemption.

Oggers · « **Reply #115 on:** November 18, 2005, 02:55:18 pm »

"Listen, here's the deal. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker"

"Fuck it, let's go play some fuckin' cards" - Mike McDermott (Matt Damon),

Rounders.

The Scouseologist · « **Reply #116 on:** November 18, 2005, 03:15:32 pm »

Live fast, die young leave a good looking corpse!

The Scouseologist · « **Reply #117 on:** November 18, 2005, 03:17:11 pm »

I wouldn't mind dying in a plane crash. It'd be a good way to go. I don't want to die in my sleep, or of old age, or OD... I want to feel what it's like. I want to taste it, hear it, smell it. Death is only going to happen to you once; I don't want to miss it. - Jim Morrison

The Scouseologist · « **Reply #118 on:** November 18, 2005, 03:21:06 pm »

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth. Oliver Reed

The Scouseologist · « **Reply #119 on:** November 18, 2005, 03:38:24 pm »

Quote from: plinkyplonk on November 18, 2005, 03:22:23 pm

Sounds like you Joe!

Oliver is my hero!