There was someone on here who got called "an absolute fucking weapon"Never heard it before. Used it ever since
I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
A dead animal is a dead animal. And a piece of meat is a piece of meat.
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.
Building site that I once worked on it was 'traditional' for the apprentice to be stripped and cellotaped to scaffolding on his 18th birthday whilst we all went to pub for a pint to celebrate. This particular day (midwinter) we stripped the lad off and were in the prcess of standing him up to be taped to the scaffolding, and a guy pointed at his groin area and shouted "Looks guys, it's just like a cock, but smaller".We were laughing that hard the little bugger got away.
I am all for authoritarian rule
Got pissed off at a mate once, he called me a fridge. Very strange
Gusset - Sounds dirty
Flange.Dont know why but always makes me laugh
Random words used as an insult e.g fruit, helmet, weapon etc.One I heard on the bus one time is a personal favourite though ' Shut up lad, your mum is a warden ' . Don't know why.
Giving a girl "a face like a plasterers radio"