Gonna throw something a little different into the mix;
Craig Bellamy
Liverpool vs Manchester City
25th January 2012
Anfield
Never have I seen one man run, spit, fight, bleed, torture and downright humiliate a back 6 like that before. He was immense. An absolute force of nature that night, the greatest performance in a red shirt I have ever seen (in the flesh that is). I was the perfect level of drunk for that match, and we were still figuring out how to deal with the Luis shape hole our team had found itself in. If I remember correctly, it stands to this day the only time he played Centre Forward for us during his second spell.
I had the scars for weeks after that match, and I wouldn't have swapped them for a million pounds cash and a blowjob from (insert lust object here).
Craig fucking Bellamy. Somebody wipe me dry.