(To the tune Ghost Riders In The Sky)
Mourinho said don't worry, Chelsea have nothing to fear
But how he went so quiet, when up popped Luis Garcia
His shot it had no power, but then he took his goal
and now he's taking Rafa to Istanbul
Rafael, Rafael, Rafa in Istanbul
Benitez said don't worry, I'll wipe away your tears
Cos Stevie G's a Red and a Red he'll be for years
You can keep your John Terry, stick your Lampard up your arse
Cos Carragher is here and Gerrard's staying ours
Rafael, Rafael, Rafa in Istanbul
