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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2480 on: December 9, 2012, 10:45:17 pm »
Ahaha the difference in captions for the two pundits.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2481 on: December 9, 2012, 10:45:33 pm »
Nasri half "hid" behind the wall then stuck a leg out...dont get it
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I think Nasri is the 1st professional footballer I've seen be so obviously afraid of being hit by a ball."

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2482 on: December 9, 2012, 10:45:38 pm »
Owen is a walking cliché. Among other things.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2483 on: December 9, 2012, 10:45:50 pm »
Michael Owen
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Why have they got that Knob on here
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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2484 on: December 9, 2012, 10:46:12 pm »
Owen is a limping cliché.
Fixed. Unlike Owen.
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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2485 on: December 9, 2012, 10:47:22 pm »
No mention of Valencia's dive in the commentary or 'analysis'...
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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2486 on: December 9, 2012, 10:47:37 pm »
"And now Tevez is running here, and now he's got the ball, and he's running with it, and he's won a corner."

Why the fuck do we need to listen to them describing what's happening in the clip we're watching? No insight whatsoever.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2487 on: December 9, 2012, 10:49:06 pm »
"And now Tevez is running here, and now he's got the ball, and he's running with it, and he's won a corner."

Why the fuck do we need to listen to them describing what's happening in the clip we're watching? No insight whatsoever.
Shearer's the worst for it.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2488 on: December 9, 2012, 10:49:10 pm »
Coin thrown at Suarez - laughed off, nothing done.

Coin thrown at Ferdinand- shit hits the fan.
One day, people will hopefully look back and say "I was there son. I was there the year that Spurs won nothing again."

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2489 on: December 9, 2012, 10:49:31 pm »

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2490 on: December 9, 2012, 10:49:44 pm »
Very tragic this. Coin throwing is humanity's scourge.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2491 on: December 9, 2012, 10:49:53 pm »
Fortress Woodison?
If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2492 on: December 9, 2012, 10:49:53 pm »
Ferdinand taking a portion of the blame for goading the crowd, c'mon lads, anyone, anyone?

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2493 on: December 9, 2012, 10:50:19 pm »
Pundits condemning the coin throwing incident.

Tweet pops up on the screen: "what a shot!"

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2494 on: December 9, 2012, 10:50:39 pm »
Coin thrown at Ferdinand- shit hits the fan.

Other way round wasn't it?

I remember the outrage and widespread condemnation when Bellamy was hit with coins (and a bottle) when he was at City in the League Cup semi final against United. Don't we all?

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2495 on: December 9, 2012, 10:50:49 pm »
Shearer's the worst for it.

Owen's up there with him the boring bastard.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2496 on: December 9, 2012, 10:50:52 pm »
Spurs now, genuine sucker punch received today
Must admint Cesc is a great prospect new him before he went to Arsenal, same with Pique(now at ManU) and Messi also from Barcelona. Watch out for these guys in the future look very good.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2497 on: December 9, 2012, 10:51:26 pm »
Fortress Woodison?

It does resemble a Medieval garrison in fairness.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2498 on: December 9, 2012, 10:51:28 pm »
Ferdinand taking a portion of the blame for goading the crowd, c'mon lads, anyone, anyone?
No

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2499 on: December 9, 2012, 10:52:27 pm »
As a keeper myself, that is absolutely outstanding from Lloris.
If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2500 on: December 9, 2012, 10:52:28 pm »
Coin thrown at Suarez - laughed off, nothing done.

Coin thrown at Ferdinand- shit hits the fan.

Was Suarez cut open?

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2501 on: December 9, 2012, 10:52:31 pm »
"And now Tevez is running here, and now he's got the ball, and he's running with it, and he's won a corner."

Why the fuck do we need to listen to them describing what's happening in the clip we're watching? No insight whatsoever.

They should just have Roy Walker on. 'There's Mr. Tevez. What's he doing? He's running with that ball and then winning a corner'. Plus, he's funnier than that piece of cardboard Owen.
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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2502 on: December 9, 2012, 10:52:53 pm »
This is a Liverpool forum. We are not talking about Demba Ba's cock.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2503 on: December 9, 2012, 10:53:25 pm »
Other way round wasn't it?

ha ha very good.
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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2504 on: December 9, 2012, 10:53:44 pm »
Was Suarez cut open?

The intent's still there, just because their fans had shit aim doesn't make it any worse.
This is a Liverpool forum. We are not talking about Demba Ba's cock.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2505 on: December 9, 2012, 10:53:54 pm »
Was Suarez cut open?
So it's acceptable if the player doesn't bleed?
One day, people will hopefully look back and say "I was there son. I was there the year that Spurs won nothing again."

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Re: Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2506 on: December 9, 2012, 10:54:05 pm »
Was Suarez cut open?

That's not really the point though is it?

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2507 on: December 9, 2012, 10:54:21 pm »
They should just have Roy Walker on. 'There's Mr. Tevez. What's he doing? He's running with that ball and then winning a corner'

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2508 on: December 9, 2012, 10:54:26 pm »
Why the hell is the Everton game on before us?
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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2509 on: December 9, 2012, 10:54:36 pm »
As a keeper myself, that is absolutely outstanding from Lloris.
Likewise with Howard (and I speak as a keeper coach)
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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2510 on: December 9, 2012, 10:54:41 pm »
Did Dempsey dive again?

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2511 on: December 9, 2012, 10:55:55 pm »
No
Its just after the derby Paddy Crenard called for Suarez to be banned because "he could have incited  a riot" for his celebration in front of Moyes. Ferdinand actually did incite the crowd today to take action, I wonder what Paddy has to think about that?

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2512 on: December 9, 2012, 10:55:58 pm »
Why the hell is the Everton game on before us?
didn't you know? Everton are the biggest team on Merseyside now. Edit: damn iphone autocorrect
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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2513 on: December 9, 2012, 10:56:41 pm »
When was the last goal Dempsey scored that wasnt shit?

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Re: Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2514 on: December 9, 2012, 10:57:10 pm »
didn't you know? Everyone are the biggest team on Merseyside now.

Even Everton?

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2515 on: December 9, 2012, 10:57:35 pm »
No mention of Valencia's dive in the commentary or 'analysis'...

And no mention of the penalty we (United) could have had or Tevez' kick. Swings and roundabouts, though it isn't "right", I agree.

MOTD really should mention these things - the dive included as well as other things which happened by both teams. A lot of people watch MOTD who won't have watched the match, and highlighting anything like that on there could be a step forward and either reduce the number of these incidents in future or ensure that they actually get punished as sometimes things that aren't shown on MOTD or highlighted in the media are just forgotten about completely and left unpunished by the FA.

Much better showing and highlighting the issues of players diving/acting out than some of the lazy analysis they've been doing.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2516 on: December 9, 2012, 10:57:49 pm »
Its just after the derby Paddy Crenard called for Suarez to be banned because "he could have incited  a riot" for his celebration in front of Moyes. Ferdinand actually did incite the crowd today to take action, I wonder what Paddy has to think about that?

crerands a fucking idiot, most mancs hate the thought of him in the media. Remember hearing from one of my manc mates that he described kagawa and park as the same sort of player.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2517 on: December 9, 2012, 10:58:13 pm »
Jelavic is a bit of a strange player. His overall game is quite poor and he's pretty terrible when he works the channels but his one touch finishing is sublime.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2518 on: December 9, 2012, 10:58:36 pm »
Why the hell is the Everton game on before us?
Hardly surprising both sides are ahead of us in the table.

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Re: 2012/13 Match Of The Day thread
« Reply #2519 on: December 9, 2012, 10:58:53 pm »
our comeback was better tho