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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #200 on: April 7, 2012, 08:34:54 pm »
When I say Britain, you say talent...
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #201 on: April 7, 2012, 08:35:26 pm »
Quote from: billygoat87 on April  7, 2012, 08:34:54 pm
When I say Britain, you say talent...
Aye up stranger
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #202 on: April 7, 2012, 08:36:08 pm »
Brian Mays aged aint he.Didnt realise he was from Appley Bridge
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #203 on: April 7, 2012, 08:36:23 pm »
Quote from: billygoat87 on April  7, 2012, 08:34:54 pm
When I say Britain, you say talent...

calm down calm down
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #204 on: April 7, 2012, 08:36:26 pm »
Didn't Chinbits say he was going on here again this year?
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #205 on: April 7, 2012, 08:36:45 pm »
Quote from: Capon Debaser on April  7, 2012, 08:35:26 pm
Aye up stranger

Now and again, I do do come on here and I do do post.
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Offline Sir Capon of Debaser

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #206 on: April 7, 2012, 08:37:35 pm »
Quote from: billygoat87 on April  7, 2012, 08:36:45 pm
Now and again, I do do come on here and I do do post.
Haha hope he comes back on again,along with the Hulk fella who did blunkett
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #207 on: April 7, 2012, 08:37:38 pm »
Apparently their fannies go sideways instead of up and down. Love violinists.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #208 on: April 7, 2012, 08:37:51 pm »
Thats Brian May
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #209 on: April 7, 2012, 08:38:13 pm »
She was shit until she started shouting
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #210 on: April 7, 2012, 08:38:31 pm »
Not a fucking chance!
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #211 on: April 7, 2012, 08:38:49 pm »
Quote from: Capon Debaser on April  7, 2012, 08:38:13 pm
She was shit until she started shouting

She's still shit
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #212 on: April 7, 2012, 08:38:51 pm »
Quote from: billygoat87 on April  7, 2012, 08:36:45 pm
Now and again, I do do come on here and I do do post.
Need to get your name changed back, everyone liked Amir :P
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #213 on: April 7, 2012, 08:38:59 pm »
Quote from: Capon Debaser on April  7, 2012, 08:38:13 pm
She was shit until she started shouting

Still is... x factor would fuck her off
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #214 on: April 7, 2012, 08:39:02 pm »
Quote from: Capon Debaser on April  7, 2012, 08:37:35 pm
Haha hope he comes back on again,along with the Hulk fella who did blunkett

;D

And that twat that looks like Jimmy Carr and keeps doing his Michael Jackson impressions.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #215 on: April 7, 2012, 08:39:15 pm »
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #216 on: April 7, 2012, 08:39:52 pm »
Quote from: billygoat87 on April  7, 2012, 08:39:02 pm
;D

And that twat that looks like Jimmy Carr and keeps doing his Michael Jackson impressions.
Was he the one who sat down cos he was sulking ?
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #217 on: April 7, 2012, 08:40:12 pm »
Are they all fucking tone deaf? She was all over the shop.

Bangable though so she is going through.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #218 on: April 7, 2012, 08:40:23 pm »
Quote from: Mouth on April  7, 2012, 08:38:51 pm
Need to get your name changed back, everyone liked Amir :P

Yeah I'd like it changed back but I'm not dumb enough to go on feedback to ask for it. :D
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #219 on: April 7, 2012, 08:40:29 pm »
The mrs makes a noise like that when she finds out I've spent my day off playing Read Dead Redemption instead of painting something
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #220 on: April 7, 2012, 08:40:55 pm »
that's it simon... build up her false hopes
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #221 on: April 7, 2012, 08:41:02 pm »
If I was a judge I'd definitely give her four yes's
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #222 on: April 7, 2012, 08:41:36 pm »
I'd give her a yes.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #223 on: April 7, 2012, 08:43:01 pm »
Stig of the Dump more like ya soft cow
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #224 on: April 7, 2012, 08:43:10 pm »
you would....
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #225 on: April 7, 2012, 08:43:26 pm »
Looks like her Nan is married to Charlie Chuck
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #226 on: April 7, 2012, 08:43:29 pm »
'Kin hell. :lmao
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #227 on: April 7, 2012, 08:43:31 pm »
Its Clint Eastwoods mam from Every Which Way But Loose
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #228 on: April 7, 2012, 08:43:32 pm »
Oh dear care in the community time.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #229 on: April 7, 2012, 08:43:53 pm »
Quote from: Capon Debaser on April  7, 2012, 08:39:52 pm
Was he the one who sat down cos he was sulking ?

Haha yeah. I reckon he spends the whole year trying to change his look but then gets close to the auditions and thinks, "Fuck it, I'll do MJ  and hope they don't realise I'm shit and look like a pig's fanny."
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #230 on: April 7, 2012, 08:44:36 pm »
Hes got CHOPPERS chrimbo cardy on
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #231 on: April 7, 2012, 08:45:10 pm »
Well in,thats a good start
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #232 on: April 7, 2012, 08:45:17 pm »
like this
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #233 on: April 7, 2012, 08:45:32 pm »
Fuck off c*nt, I haven't got there yet.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #234 on: April 7, 2012, 08:45:32 pm »
Baaaad haircut and what the fuck is he wearing.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #235 on: April 7, 2012, 08:45:55 pm »
Quote from: CHOPPER on April  7, 2012, 08:45:32 pm
Fuck off c*nt, I haven't got there yet.
:lmao
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #236 on: April 7, 2012, 08:46:12 pm »
Quote from: Mouth on April  7, 2012, 08:45:32 pm
Baaaad haircut and what the fuck is he wearing.
Quote from: Capon Debaser on April  7, 2012, 08:44:36 pm
Hes got CHOPPERS chrimbo cardy on
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #237 on: April 7, 2012, 08:46:49 pm »
:lmao c*nt, I just have.

Sings like me an'all. :P
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #238 on: April 7, 2012, 08:47:38 pm »
Quote from: Capon Debaser on April  7, 2012, 08:44:36 pm
Hes got CHOPPERS chrimbo cardy on
:lmao was going to ask if he had skinned a 1970's sofa.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #239 on: April 7, 2012, 08:50:12 pm »
Quote from: Mouth on April  7, 2012, 08:47:38 pm
:lmao was going to ask if he had skinned a 1970's sofa.
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