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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #120 on: March 31, 2012, 08:41:53 pm »
Bet ya these are brilliant.You can just tell sometimes cant ya?

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #121 on: March 31, 2012, 08:42:34 pm »
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #122 on: March 31, 2012, 08:43:13 pm »
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #123 on: March 31, 2012, 08:44:15 pm »
Rumour has it you're shite.

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #124 on: March 31, 2012, 08:44:15 pm »
Its like an awful hen party in Blackpool.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #125 on: March 31, 2012, 08:45:32 pm »
haha Cowell

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #126 on: March 31, 2012, 08:45:34 pm »
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #127 on: March 31, 2012, 08:46:25 pm »
What the fuck?? Seriously fuck off

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #128 on: March 31, 2012, 08:46:55 pm »
Fuckin hell,that was like watching The Young Frankenstein - Putting on The Ritz scene

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #129 on: March 31, 2012, 08:46:59 pm »
Twist and Pulse were boss.

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #130 on: March 31, 2012, 08:47:49 pm »
Fuckin hell,that was like watching The Young Frankenstein - Putting on The Ritz scene
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #131 on: March 31, 2012, 08:49:04 pm »
I bet Cowell pondered his line of questions for hours.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #132 on: March 31, 2012, 08:50:07 pm »
Now they're fucking good.

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #133 on: March 31, 2012, 08:50:37 pm »
Same shite with these dance groups over and over and over again.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #134 on: March 31, 2012, 08:50:48 pm »
meh, these dance troupes are getting old now

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #135 on: March 31, 2012, 08:51:09 pm »
Boring ZZZZzzzzzz
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #136 on: March 31, 2012, 08:52:10 pm »
Quintessetially British? Fuck off.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #137 on: March 31, 2012, 08:52:32 pm »
Same shite with these dance groups over and over and over again.

agree. i appreciate what they do but it's just boring now.

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #138 on: March 31, 2012, 08:53:06 pm »
I love Alesha Dixon.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #139 on: March 31, 2012, 08:54:01 pm »
I love Alesha Dixon.

There's definitely a case for getting her out of that dress as soon as possible.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #140 on: March 31, 2012, 09:02:10 pm »
Mass outpouring of tears from the ladies here

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #141 on: March 31, 2012, 09:03:18 pm »
Looking at the ladies reactions in the audience,the lad must fucking stink of onions

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #142 on: March 31, 2012, 09:03:56 pm »
I'm incredibly moved here

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #143 on: March 31, 2012, 09:04:06 pm »
Gonna get his nuts tonight him ;D
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #144 on: March 31, 2012, 09:05:06 pm »
I LOVE HIM

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #146 on: March 31, 2012, 09:06:03 pm »
Knew i seen that twat before

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #148 on: March 31, 2012, 09:08:10 pm »
Ryan's the best I've seen on here tonight.

Prepare for the press to do a bit of digging to find out who the girl is.

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #149 on: March 31, 2012, 09:14:14 pm »
haha Some nerdy guy doing an impression of Liam Neeson in Taken. The telephone call scene

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #150 on: March 31, 2012, 09:15:46 pm »
That Ryan was cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #151 on: March 31, 2012, 09:16:29 pm »
+1 Got it all before me.....
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #152 on: March 31, 2012, 09:17:36 pm »
Thumb head getting a ragging....
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #153 on: March 31, 2012, 09:20:13 pm »
The love child of Patrick Moore makes it through! Who sez Foul hasn't got a heart?
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #154 on: March 31, 2012, 09:27:03 pm »
Go'Ed Becky Jack Daniels
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #155 on: March 31, 2012, 09:31:42 pm »
Fucking hell it's Solfod 17
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #156 on: March 31, 2012, 09:43:38 pm »
Carmen Electra is fucking awsome

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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #157 on: March 31, 2012, 09:45:11 pm »
Lucky Awsome is what I say.
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
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Re: Britain's Got Talent 2012
« Reply #159 on: March 31, 2012, 09:53:11 pm »
Carmen Electra is fucking awsome

I was wondering when somebody was gonna start creaming over miss Baywatch.

Not a criticism...I think she's gorgeous too. Credit to Alesha for looking beautiful sitting next to her.
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